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Monday, July 15, 2013

MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department :: "Cow finds Shelter on top of a House"

His wife, and the cow, both reportedly escaped unharmed.
Scooped by Pat Darnell  |  July 15, 2013  |  Bryan TX


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Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of him - Telegraph: "Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil."


'via Blog this'
" ... Mr de Souza's brother-in-law Carlos Correa told Brazil's Hoje em Dia newspaper: "Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth. "But in my view it wasn't the cow that killed our Joao, it was the unacceptable time he spent waiting to be examined." (Matt Roper. 13 Jul 2013. LINK) ... "

The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple's house, which backs onto a steep hill -- on Wednesday night. The corrugated roof immediately gave way and the one-and-a-half-ton animal fell eight feet onto Mr de Souza's side of the bed.
" ... His grieving mother, Maria de Souza, told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow." (Matt Roper. 13 Jul 2013. LINK) ... "
MooPig Enterprises send its sincerest condolences to the Souza family.


_______________Reference
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/10177786/Brazilian-man-dies-after-cow-falls-through-his-roof-on-top-of-him.html?fb
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15d_1373763687
http://www.nebraskahistory.org/lib-arch/research/photos/digital/newlook.htm

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Headache NEWS Follwup



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Man Dies After 34 Shots From Nail Gun, AP


Crime News, Weird News

SYDNEY (April 24) - Australian police appealed to the public Friday for help in solving the gruesome killing of a Chinese man who was shot 34 times in the head and neck with a nail gun before being dumped in a river.
Chen Liu's badly decomposed body was found in Sydney on Nov. 1, about two weeks after a friend
reported him missing, but police have yet to say whether they've identified any suspects.

[Police in Sydney, Australia, released this X-ray of the skull of Chen Liu, 27, who died after being shot in the head with a nail gun 34 times. Liu's bound body was found in a river in
November. The photo was released as part of a public plea for more information in the case.]

[MORE] Australian police released on Friday a shocking x-ray photo showing the skull of a murdered Chinese immigrant shot 34 times in the head and neck with a high-power nail gun.

The body of Chen Liu, 27, was found by two children last year in marshland in south Sydney, wrapped in a carpet and bound with electrical wire.

Detectives said the weapon used was a standard gas nail gun widely available and used in construction, firing nails up to 85mm (3.3 inches) long.

"In 36 years, I've never seen a murder of this nature," Homicide Squad Superintendent Geoff Beresford told reporters.

Liu arrived in Australia in 2000 and was reported missing last year.

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