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Saturday, November 10, 2012

MooPig's Tribal Supremacists Department :: American Anthropology

MooPig Redefining the Cliche
Snagged by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 10, 2012  |  Bryan TX



In aftermath, following the 2012 Elections, we look at the guys who say "I never get into politics." Those are the guys and gals who actually do the most harm with their own special flawed personal politics... they think they act outside some box, while in fact they are the most deluded within the boxes.

You know who I am talking about. Business men always try to seem impartial, and neutral while doing business in public, but if you get into their heads, they are different. Yes, they display all sorts of neurosis, prejudices, delusions, and worst of all bigotry.

When I see an Internet posting like this youTube, I get the creepy feeling that I am witnessing the worst of flawed politics. If there were facts involved I could make a better distinction, but it looks as if both sides of this argument are bombastic cowards.

This is the first time I heard the term Ziocracy... with all the zio-media, zio-Fed, and so on. Remember, in that Tom Berenger movie, Betrayed, the main character was fighting ZOG... Zionist Occupied Government. That was from 1988, when all the shit hit the fan about the oil supplies.

Boom bust cycles in the USA economy were most felt in 1973, and 1984. In Japan, though they began their endless recession at that time... and are probably in denial about their full blown depression for the last 25 years.

Back then we tried to put in rules that would soften the bust cycles in the future... But has it? I say the countries that are totally dependent on imported energy are the boondoggles. Those allies are the ones yanking our chain. They whine about being without resources, and are hit on every purchase of material they have to import: everything from wood to make pallets to oil to make energy.

The USA has had its share of natural disasters. Over there, the Japanese have failed due to natural disasters' making a soup of its Nuclear facility. The only thing saving the Nipponese is their abilities to do with very little, and get by. Austerity is part of their 'low tech' defense system -- austerity that Americans could never adapt to.

"I create nothing; I own it..." says the blogRadio intro. So if our shadow government is Ziocracy, Chinese-ocracy, Bank Cartel-ocracy, Fascist Organized,  ... whatever ... our best hope for future truth is still the Internet.



Listen to internet radio with The Truth Militia on Blog Talk Radio

Conclusion:
I find it difficult to make a list of the facts that have ruined life for the majority of Americans, but to blame the situation of record on Zionist clowns who have difficulty getting along with each other, is absurd. The Internet won the election for Barry Obama '12 ... that is the truth.

___________________Reference
http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/articles/pages/910/Betrayed-1988.html
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/the-truth-militia/2012/11/05/a-jewish-culture-christ-insanity-sandys-aftermath
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/the-truth-militia
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2012/09/moopig-site-review-alex-jones-jewish.html






Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Googala-a-Boogala-Zombogala-Systemogalao 2009




Hey Big Brother, I'm the Cup -- You're the Tea...
Hey Big Brother, I'm the Pup -- You're the Flea...
Hey Big Brother, We gonna Sup -- We're on TV !!!! Yea, Yea, Yea
by Pat Darnell, and the Putzler Prize Winning Putz Family

[SOURCE] Crooked Pants, Blogger Dan Visconti

What's the best thing Google released or announced this year?

  • Chrome OS
  • Google Wave
  • Droid/Android Updates
  • Gmail updates
  • Search engine upgrades
  • Chrome browser updates and extensions
  • Speed tools
  • Other: "...|X| -- when they released the Wind ... phhffffftttt!
    At their launch earlier this month, Wind executives said they would welcome the rumoured Google phone onto their network.


When technologists of the future look back in time, they'll remember 2009 as the year Google got serious about an internet operating system, speeding up the web, and indexing EVERYTHING in sight. Take a look at the year 2009 in Google.
Google's Three Biggest Launches of 2009
Two of the three most significant Google releases of 2009 are not yet available to the public in a final release build, but all three are open source. In no particular order:
Chromium OS: In July, Google got Microsoft and Apple shaking in their boots when they announced they were building an operating system. The source code for Chrome OS (in its development phase it's called Chromium OS) became available in November; early adopters can run virtual machine images and bootable USB drive versions of the OS.

Google Wave: In May, Google demonstrated their new, real-time collaboration webapp,Google Wave, to a crowd of incredulous developers who couldn't stop applauding. In September, they invited 100,000 users to try the Wave Preview. By now, over one million users have joined the Wave Preview. We wrote a book about Wave; and you can give and get Wave invitations on our dedicated forum page.
Android 2.0/Droid: While Android-based handsets were already available when the year started, the Motorola Droid debuted in November running Android 2.0 (with turn-by-turn GPS capabilities) and took on the iPhone in its "Droid Does" ad campaign. Google also releaseda flurry of Android-only applications and updates to existing ones in 2009 to boost their mobile platform, including the Google Voice app (which Apple rejected on the iPhone), the amazing Google Goggles app, Google Maps enhancements, and Google Listen.
Google's Most Updated Apps of 2009
While a few Google products did get shut down, "sunsetted," or just didn't change much, several marquee apps grew up a whole lot this year with serious feature additions and upgrades.

Search Engine Upgrades: Remember when Google was just a search engine? Googlers do, because they're still busy bees improving search results and rolling out new ways to get to them. This year saw the rollout of Google web search's Caffeine update, as well asmusic, social, and real-time search, along with several new Google Image search options, and updates to the Google Suggest drop-down.
Gmail: Thanks to Gmail Labs, our favorite web-based email client got a slew of new features for power users, from automatic translations to offline attachments to time zone notifiers to exportable mail filters. If you haven't recently, cruise through your Gmail account's Labs area to pick and choose from over 60 experimental features. Gmail's mobile web application for the iPhone and on Android also saw an overhaul and vast improvement this year.
Chrome web browser: Google's own browser, Chrome, saw a whole lot of movement in 2009, especially late in the year with the release of bookmark sync, official beta builds for Mac and Linux (finally!), and Chrome extensions.
Google News also saw a couple of interesting experiments like Fast Flip and the News Timeline.
Google's Mission to Speed Up the Web

If there's any one thing Google did this year, it was launch a concerted effort on all fronts to make the web faster. From developer tools (like Speed Tracer and the Google Web Toolkit) to consumer products (like Chrome and Google Public DNS), it's kind of astounding the sheer amount of stuff Google put out there this year under the speed umbrella. They're even going so far as attempt to reinvent the two pillar protocols of email and the web with Waveand SPDY (a faster replacement for HTTP).
And the rest....
2009 was also the year of a few legal skirmishes (like the Google Books settlement, theCyanogen C&D, the Google Voice/FCC dust-up), a few acquisitions (like reCAPTCHA, Gizmo5, and AppJet), and data control initiatives (the Google Dashboard and the Data Liberation Front).
You could say it was a pretty busy year at the Googleplex.

Google's 2009 Product Release Calendar
Take a chronological ride through the last four seasons at Google in this list of 2009 product releases and updates, listed month by month.
January
Offline Gmail gets released with Google Gears
Picasa for Mac released
February
Google Latitude and search by voice for Android launch
Google Sync for your mobile phone launches
March
Google Calendar goes offline with Google Gears
April
Google Profiles show up at the bottom of search results
Updated mobile Gmail and Google Calendar webapps for iPhone and Android launch
Google Maps mashup tracks swine flu
GV Mobile makes Google Voice the default for your iPhone (later, Apple pulled this app from the iTunes Store for reasons that are still unclear)
May
Engineers demo Google Wave at the Google I/O conference, give developers access to the Wave "sandbox"
June
Google Apps Sync syncs Microsoft Outlook with Gmail, Google Contacts, and Calendars (updates with push Gmail in September)
Google Squared puts your search results into a spreadsheet
Gmail, Google Calendar, Docs, and Talk leave beta
July

FeedDemon, NetNewsWire sync exclusively with Google Reader
Google announces Chromium OS (but doesn't release any code, doctored screenshots and fan-made versions start popping up)
Apple rejects all Google Voice applications from the iTunes Store
Gmail Tasks graduates from Google Labs (where it first appeared in December of 2008)
August
Gmail makes importing mail and contacts from old email accounts easy
PubSubHubbub gets baked into Google Reader
September
Google Wave Preview opens to 100,000 users
GrandCentral closes its doors, transitions entirely to Google Voice
Google Sidewiki launches
October
Google offers voicemail storage and transcriptions for your existing phone number(part of Google Voice)
Google Maps Navigation adds turn-by-turn GPS to Android
Google Voice gives existing users invitations to send to their friends
November
Chrome OS announced, Chromium build demo'ed and source code released (here's how you can try out a Chromium build yourself)
Google Chrome adds bookmark sync
Google releases Go, a new programming language
December
Chrome browser hits Mac/Linux with extensions enabled (Chrome for Windows left beta in December of 2008)

Google's new real-Time search includes Twitter streams
Google Public DNS launches
Google "lets the sun set" on Gears, moving to HTML5
Google Goggles for Android searches the web by photo
Google Favorite Places puts a barcode on restaurants and shops you can scan with your mobile phone
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And it is a fact that so far the blogger end of our enterprise has not cost even one cent for the over million words and images posted for three years now... for that, MooPigsters everywhere are heartfelt grateful. No Lie. 


We the editor team of MooPig INT, are fully aware of ourselves, by now, and want to report now on our business end of GOOGLE Blogging -- MooPigWisdom.Blogspot.Com -- is built with Charity. 


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So for the Sacred Covenant of Mother and Child, we at MooPig Wisdom International wish all a very :: Happy  NEW  YEAR, 2010 !!!


Stay, however, safe -- if you drink do not date -- do not drink and drive; and for the love of GOD do not forget to return right here for more lightning WIT and MooPig WISDOM next Year 2010.


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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Accurate Blogs -- that's an oxymoron



Andy Rooney on Older Women, with epilogue by Benjamin Franklin
by Susan Reimer, Baltimore Sun, and others, 10.2005

Subject: Women over Forty
You may have seen this one in your FWD/fwd email, it was collected way back in 2003, 5 years floating around in matrices of Bruce Willis's and Keanu Reeves's heads, till today it becomes reality [you can click here to see the email versions]
PHOTO: Andy Rooney circa 1940's----}

Origins:
Andy Rooney, the curmudgeonly commentator who closes every Sunday broadcast of television's 60 Minutes news magazine with a (typically sardonic) essay about some aspect of everyday life, is — thanks to the Internet — as well-known for what he hasn't said as he is for what he really has said. The piece quoted above, an essay "In Praise of Older Women," is another portion of his "hasn't said" fame.

This item was not penned by Andy Rooney; it is an embellished version of a piece created by Frank Kaiser, a columnist whose Suddenly Senior articles are published on his web site and syndicated to a variety of newspapers across the U.S.

Baltimore Sun writer Susan Reimer contacted Andy Rooney, who told her:

"It just bugs me that anybody would put my name on something I didn't write," said Rooney from his New York office. He's been the object of this kind of hoax before, and another, he said, had just crossed his desk.

I asked him if he shared the author's affection for older women, and he said, "Not particularly."

In October 2005, in his weekly 60 Minutes commentary, Andy Rooney said this of the piece:

A saccharine collection of comments called ‘ANDY ROONEY ON OLDER WOMEN’ has had wide circulation. I was pleased by how many people wrote to say they didn't believe I wrote it.
The true author, Frank Kaiser, had this to say about the misattribution:

I actually wrote it in 2000 but about a year ago [i.e., in 2002], I started seeing it come back to me in e-mails attributed to Andy Rooney. It didn't bother me too much. That's sort of the nature of the Internet. I wrote him and made a joke about it and he called me. You know, he's just as cantankerous on the phone as he is on the air.

Of course, a celebrated encomium about older women was penned by a famous American statesman over 250 years earlier, when Benjamin Franklin wrote the piece known to us as "Old Mistresses' Apologue":

June 25. 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

"He who is jealous of every wrinkle in another's nose, is conscious of a stink in his own britches." - B. Franklin, 'Fart Proudly'
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