MooPig Integrity Division :: Urban Dictionary: "Link Diving"

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Collaborated by Pat Darnell, and, Y. Ikki Peed'ya  |  Mar 29, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Urban Dictionary: Link Diving:  "Link Diving ::  The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research. Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com

"I started out reading about Big Foot on Wikipedia, but two hours later of link diving later and I knew all about The Spring Heeled Jack of London."

'via Blog this'

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Link%20Diving&defid=2326022
http://www.nesima-resort.com/sub_diving.html#
http://nationalparanormalassociation.blogspot.com/2012/02/family-terrified-by-dark-figure.html
https://plus.google.com/photos/101471647981987934716/albums/5566610352611010353/5566613149974867858

MooPig's Dictionary and Thesaurus Moment :: Define 'deregulate'

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Define 'deregulate' | Dictionary and Thesaurus:
English


Verb


To remove the regulations from.


Translations:


to remove the regulations from
Czech: deregulovat
German: deregulieren

EXCERPT | " ... Deregulation 1970-2000

'Deregulation' gained momentum in the 1970s, influenced by research at the University of Chicago and the theories of Ludwig von Mises, Friedrich von Hayek, and Milton Friedman, among others. Two leading ‘think tanks’ in Washington, the Brookings Institution and the American Enterprise Institute, were active in holding seminars and publishing studies advocating deregulatory initiatives throughout the 1970s and 1980s. Alfred E. Kahn played an unusual role in both publishing as an academic and participating in the Carter Administration's efforts to deregulate transportation. ... "

'via Blog this'

Do you think the Ferengi would put up with Regulations? REally?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 15, 2012 | Bryan TX

1. Once you have their money ... never give it back.
2. Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
3. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
4. A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. (From Enterprise, episode "Acquisition"; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9)
5. Keep your ears open.
6. Small print leads to large risk.
7. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
8. Greed is eternal.
9. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
10. A deal is a deal ... until a better one comes along.
11. A contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).
12. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
13. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
14. Never place friendship above profit.
15. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
16. Nothing is more important than your health--except for your money.
17. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
18. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother ... insult something he cares about instead.
19. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
20. Peace is good for business.
21. War is good for business.
22. She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
23. Profit is its own reward.
24. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
25. Expand, or die.
26. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
27. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
28. Never ask when you can take.
29. Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them.
30. There is no substitute for success.
31. Free advice is seldom cheap.
32. Keep your lies consistent.
33. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
34. Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff.
35. Home is where the heart is ... but the stars are made of latinum.
36. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
37. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
38. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
39. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
40. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
41. Females and finances don't mix.
42. Enough ... is never enough.
43. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
44. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
45. Sleep can interfere with profit. (DS9 season 2, episode 7 - "Rules of Acquisition")
46. Faith moves mountains ... of inventory.
47. There is no honour in poverty.
48. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
49. Treat people in your debt like family ... exploit them.
50. Never have sex with the boss's sister.
51. Always have sex with the boss.
52. You can't free a fish from water.
53. Everything is for sale, even friendship.
54. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
55. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
56. Only fools pay retail.
57. There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
58. Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
59. Know your enemies ... but do business with them always.
60. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
61. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
62. Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it.
63. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
64. The justification for profit is profit.
65. New customers are like razortoothed grubworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they can bite back.
66. Employees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
67. Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
68. Always know what you're buying.
69. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
70. Latinum lasts longer than lust.
71. You can't buy fate.
72. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
73. More is good ... all is better.
74. A wife is a luxury ... a smart accountant is a necessity.
75. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
76. Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of latinum.
77. When in doubt, lie.
78. Deep down everyone's a Ferengi.
79. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
80. [Quark's rule] When Morn leaves, it's all over. (Jacob, Stephen. Jan 15, 2012. LINK )

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http://deregulate.askdefine.com/
http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/
http://www.thefunniestwebsiteeverbuild.com/ferengi
http://sundaycomicsdebt.blogspot.com/2011/03/shoes-army-toolbox.html
http://www.wwco.com/photos/20060105LasVegasCES/StarTrek/slides/Ferengi.html
http://showmethemoney-tbone.blogspot.com/2011_04_10_archive.html

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Urban Word of the Day

July 8: ugly cry

Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  July 9, 2011  |  Bryan TX | [LINK]

A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2008
by JULES | [LINK]
Ah choo!
Some time ago, Mama and I had a difference of opinion.

We were talking about the tragedy our family has faced, and how we wanted the people who supported us then to celebrate with us at the wedding. She said, “There won’t be a dry eye in the house!”

Knowing that my tears usually end up in the ugly cry (like Paris below), I thought it might be nice to give something helpful to our guests with similarly tearful tendencies.

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http://cypressandoak.blogspot.com/2008/09/ah-choo.html
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ugly%20cry

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Urban Dictionary to patdarnell
show details 4:00 AM (LINK)

April 20: "friend high"
::
The pleasant "high" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting "high" off another's good friendship vibes.
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Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported.

1. "Let's hotbox this room with our friendship!"
2. "Watch the dosage on THAT friendship, Carlos..."
3. "Lets get friend high tonight"

Urban Dictionary :: Killing two pigs with one bird: Urban Word of the Day

Killing two pigs with one bird: Urban Word of the Day - 

April 10: Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."


I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

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Urban Word of the Day

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Determine Which Picture Goes with Today's Urban Word...
Urban Dictionary to patdarnell  |  show details 4:00 AM (13 hours ago)

"April 11: brain bucket"

Answer:
A motorcycle helmet.


You could have been hurt alot worse in that accident if you had'nt been wearing a brain bucket.

Urbane Urbanic Urbanicus SLUrrban :: Urban Word of the Day

June 21: postmodem depression



The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.

(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fracking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes

Introducing iPAD Madness in April 2010

Aren't you Curious? See Who is iPAD-Ding You ....

Urban Dict Word of the Day April 7: "iPad Nano"

A smaller version of the new Apple iPad.
Formerly known as iPod Touch.

Chris: "Hey man, can I see your iPod Touch for a sec?"
Jeff: "Dude, this is an iPad Nano. And, no, you can't!"

Urbane Urbanic Urbanicus SLUrrban

February 5: "slurring your text"

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable


(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!

(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

uRBAN Dictionary

December 9: urban dictionary

A site where users attempt to mock and explain every one, and every thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.

Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.

an illuminata Urban Dictionary


December 10: Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.


Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

Urban Dictionary :: People's Choice

Barry One Kanobi, and the Birther Conspiracy
Noticed by Pat Darnell

July 28: Birther

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.

"Did you know that Barack Obama's parents concealed the location of his birth because they knew he would grow up to be President? What? Of course it makes sense, I'm a birther!"

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Order a Birther mug -- or a mug with any definition -- on urbandictionary.com.

Th'-aht's right ! Act NOW and Billy Mays will send you this "ABM -- a Bama Mug" for only a Buck Fiddy... posthumously.... it dices, it ultra sounds, it is birth certified...

HOBOSEXUAL

Patrick!
Thanks for sharing the definition of ‘Hobosexual’ with me. It is a very good word to know. I wonder if we could say that a hobosexual is green compared to a metrosexual? I think so; in that case wouldn’t hobosexual be more politically correct than metrosexual?

I must admit that I share your love of words. I get word of the day from “Doctor Dictionary” at http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/ . It is sent to my e-mail daily with a new word. Keeps the mind sharp.

Jewels -- "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die." — Bill Watterson —

Subject: Fwd: Urban Word of the Day: Hobosexual

Dear Ones:I am a quasi-hobo at heart, in that I always thought "how would it be to travel the rails and make it through the chaos that pervades...etc?"

Of course it is obviously fashionable now to be Hoboken. I get the Urban Dictionary Word of the day, and this one is funny to me, so I'm sharing it with you.

Viv' le open source!!!!! >>Pat
moopigwisdom.blogspot.com-----Original Message-----From: daily@urbandictionary.com To: patdarnell@aol.com Sent: Tue, 4 Dec 2007 6:00 am Subject: Urban Word of the Day: Hobosexual http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Commentary:

"A former co-worker of mine has a word she applies to good ole boys who try to dress like urbanites; she calls them Jethrosexuals." Chris Range at December 04, 2007

I hate to pick on you HS, MS, Emos, and JS... but

"Liz Says: December 27th, 2006 at 2:56 am
It’s hard to grin and bear those male types whose stops include Starbucks, Carl’s Jr. and AM/PM, where working out is an afterthought for the shape they look to be in."