hey dad. its me, patrick. if u get this, or see it, im trying to say that i feel sick today. so i hope u dont get mad at me.

FALLACI

[SOURCE]

Report from the Middle: When he says 'Unequivocally' -- that right there means 'You Know What?'

by Pat Darnell
The 2008 inauguration is SOLD OUT. Erstwhile, new Executive Cabinet Members are drawing up their resignation letters. Home buyers can't get any loans. Illinois politics-- who cares? Gaza Strip is going to become a pasture for shepherds and their sheep. Cheney just said that Israel did not call the US about their intentions to send in their ground troops; and of course we all know Cheney lies.

Caroline Kennedy the potential next U.S. senator from New York tells the city's biggest newspaper that their reporters aren't such a crack political team while also inadvertently insulting women's magazines. Yes the very same: "[in] a photo ...a young Caroline with Macaroni in a news article inspired singer-songwriter Neil Diamond to write his hit song "Sweet Caroline," a fact he revealed only when performing it for her 50th birthday in November 2007"... ..."Who is New York Daily News's estimated Kennedy with net worth in 2008 at over US$100 million..." We hope you don't go on vacation like your Uncle Teddy Kennedy did.

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While all those newsworthy event omelets are simmering in pre-inauguration limbo ...[as stories mostly needing defibrillator's]... Here is the story to disinter. There is one Fight or Flee Knee-jerk story from Middle America -- Salt of the Nation...

Bill Richardson has withdrawn his nomination to be commerce secretary.

Richardson, who will remain governor of New Mexico, is facing a federal grand jury investigation into whether he exchanged government contracts for contributions to three Richardson political committees.

Richardson denies any wrongdoing but the investigation won't be finished before he has to go to a Senate confirmation hearing.

"Let me say unequivocally that I and my administration have acted properly in all matters and that this investigation will bear out that fact," Richardson said in a statement. "But I have concluded that the ongoing investigation also would have forced an untenable delay in the confirmation process."

I like Gov Richardson. What I think is he used this typical Washington DC word "Unequivocally" to say to the all those sad bi-Coastals: "You can take this Federal Government hogwash, and keep it. I have it pretty good back home. So good bye-- Don't call me: I'll call you... NOT." *[Oh, yes, anyone want to buy some inauguration tickets?]

That's this week's Report from the Middle, where the women are strong, men are good-looking, children are all above average; our pets are named after the Saints, and the elderly are generally well-behaved.

Monthly Malware Statistics by Kapersky Labs: December 2008

Malware for the New Year,
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

[SOURCE]
"All the malware, adware and potentially unwanted programs from this ranking can be broken down into the main categories of threat detected by Kaspersky Lab. The percentages have not changed significantly compared to November. Self-replicating malicious programs are holding their own at 45%, confirming fears that such programs are becoming more common. The percentage shares of self-replicating and Trojan programs have balanced out, accurately reflecting the current malware landscape.

"A total of 38190 different malicious and potentially unwanted programs were detected on users’ computers in December. This means that the number of ITW threats has decreased somewhat: in December we detected 7500 fewer than in November (45690)."
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Honestly, Folks, I'm waiting for one of these Worm Bastards to jump up one day and say: "NOW, Who's Your Daddy?"

Position	Change in position	Name
1	0	Virus.Win32.Sality.aa
2	0	Packed.Win32.Krap.b
3	2	Trojan-Downloader.Win32.VB.eql
4	0	Worm.Win32.AutoRun.dui
5	New	Trojan.HTML.Agent.ai
6	-3	Trojan-Downloader.WMA.GetCodec.c
7	10	Virus.Win32.Alman.b
8	12	Trojan.Win32.AutoIt.ci
9	-2	Packed.Win32.Black.a
10	New	Worm.Win32.AutoIt.ar
11	3	Worm.Win32.Mabezat.b
12	3	Worm.Win32.AutoRun.eee
13	New	Trojan-Downloader.JS.Agent.czm
14	Return	Trojan.Win32.Obfuscated.gen
15	1	Email-Worm.Win32.Brontok.q
16	-3	Virus.Win32.VB.bu
17	-6	Trojan.Win32.Agent.abt
18	-8	Trojan-Downloader.JS.IstBar.cx
19	-1	Worm.VBS.Autorun.r
20	New	Trojan-Downloader.WMA.GetCodec.r

This is just for December.... like in Gaza: "Those worms are restless..."

Bizarre Fact: Spreading the Debt

Retrieved and Posted by Pat Darnell from HERE
U.S. NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK

The Outstanding Public Debt as of 04 Jan 2009 at 02:38:11 AM GMT is:
$ 1 0 , 7 1 1 , 5 5 1 , 2 7 5 , 8 2 8 . 3 1

The estimated population of the United States is 305,396,190
so each citizen's share of this debt is $35,074.28.

The National Debt has continued to increase an average of
$3.68 billion per day since September 28, 2007!
Concerned? Then tell Congress and the White House!

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