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Wednesday, February 02, 2011

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Midwest GUEST Correspondent Checks in on Cairo Islam Melee
Retrieved from Email by MooPig Wisdom FWD Department

To the research department:
In light of the mess in Egypt and all points sandy, I believe a simple word study could give us all we need in order to predict the outcome of the upcoming 'meeyon muslim march in Cairo today.
I am requesting some help[ from the vast resource staff at MpW :

The Italian word ' arrabiato' has as it's root, of course, the word 'arab'.
The word in Italian means ANGRY.

Making Arabia, and anywhere that camels can trod, the land of Angry People.

One million angry people all together without so much as a 3x5 card with an agenda, nor even a few bulleted To-do's (no inference intended by bulleted - though that word will shortly be appropriate as sure as beatings follow marriage in the world of Sharia lawlessness )

The only good that can come is if our leader and President immediately flies over to Cairo and, rolling up his sleeves like a Kennedy, walks out into the middle of the crowd to bring all to their senses and use his mediation skills to restore order.
After his funeral the blood lust of the region will be quelled for a short time and the hooka vendors can resume their trade, the army can return to it's barracks and Israel can gently slide the nukes back into their safe silos and close the lids.

Not my loftiest or most gracious sentiments this morning - And thus, all the more, I turn to MpW for some clarity and some of that peace that passes for understanding but which is really just a cover for how scared we all really are.
Thank you

One of the many thousand fans of the blog

RC


Dear RC:
We have put MooPig's Million Islams March Editor-in-Chief on the story.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

MooPig Presents :: NASA Talk

Opportunity's Empty Nest
This image taken by the panoramic camera aboard the Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity shows the rover's empty lander, the Challenger Memorial Station, at Meridiani Planum, Mars. The image was acquired on the rover's 24 sol, or Martian day. Time. This mosaic image consists of 12 color images acquired with the camera's red, green and blue filters. The color balance has been set to approximate the colors that a human eye would see. Opportunity is celebrating its seventh anniversary on the Red Planet, having landed on Jan. 25, 2004, Universal Time (Jan. 24, Pacific Time), for what was to be a 90-day mission.
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Page Last Updated: January 25, 2011
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NASA Official: Brian Dunbar

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Determine Which Picture Goes with Today's Urban Word...
Urban Dictionary to patdarnell  |  show details 4:00 AM (13 hours ago)


"April 11: brain bucket"


Answer:
A motorcycle helmet.


You could have been hurt alot worse in that accident if you had'nt been wearing a brain bucket.

MooPig's Pander Department :: "What ever Happened to ..."


Every time NPR, National Public Radio, talks about its sponsors, it mentions Patrons and Philanthropists. There are so many of these now it is difficult to figure out where they end and begin.

NPR mentions the Gates Foundation often. I thought the means of the whole thing was to give voice to the "plain folk,s" not pander to the "mega folks."

This pandering to mega-rich, thing with NPR has been going on ever since MooPig began listening to NPR in the 1970's. It is depressing to realize the plain folks will never get a voice.

Honoring philandering philanthropists is a shame. Just because they throw down a billion pesos for the perpetuity of NPR broadcast, it should be a donation in Honor of Joe the Drummer and his plumb friends... no? That's how MooPig Pander Department feels, and you should too.
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