A Statement of Quality and Performance
If your vehicle is put together with a portion of workmanship, be that portion ever so small, and if it conforms to the notion of street-worthiness, be it ever so stretched a notion; ELMER'S Service since 1955, will expend the effort to bring your vehicle to your expected level of performance.
All vehicles are not built alike. We would submit to our clientele, that Henry Ford's ideas of inter-changeable parts and mass production is not an organic idea. In practice we cannot rebuild your autos out of the local NAPA Auto Parts.
For example: a skilled surgeon today may replace a dying person's heart maybe with a well heart, still the body may reject the new organ clinching the destiny of the patient. Yes we at ELMER'S are surgeons, and we do want you to be our patient. Our transplants cost less than a heart transplant, though.
However, it turns out our efforts are not immune to failure of new parts we install in your machines of the highway. Sadly your organic body, and your auto both are neither perpetual motion machines.
Whether your auto is used according to specifications, or abused to beyond its limits, ELMER'S Service will bring systems online to balance your machine's conceptual with its mechanical standards. We take mechanical failure very seriously. We are preoccupied with discovering patterns of failure, and after market burdens you place on your machines.
After all, internal combustion is a 30% efficient machine and can be prolonged at this output for unlimited years, or it can be gradually degraded to less performance over a short period of time. Regardless of condition, bent, warped, froze, locked, or blown, we at ELMER'S put our objective wrench on each and every challenge. We fix the machine with a smile and present our invoice for fair remittance.
ELMER'S Service offers no small print. Rather we are due recognition of our professional understated exasperation of worrisome mechanical and structural failure. The trigger to our joy is that you, our customer, ask us to please continue to fix your cars as they disintegrate, and smile with us as we usher in the next 100 years of quality care for your automobiles.
Furthermore, if you need credit, you will want to go to Helen Waite, our Credit Manager.
If your vehicle is put together with a portion of workmanship, be that portion ever so small, and if it conforms to the notion of street-worthiness, be it ever so stretched a notion; ELMER'S Service since 1955, will expend the effort to bring your vehicle to your expected level of performance.
All vehicles are not built alike. We would submit to our clientele, that Henry Ford's ideas of inter-changeable parts and mass production is not an organic idea. In practice we cannot rebuild your autos out of the local NAPA Auto Parts.
For example: a skilled surgeon today may replace a dying person's heart maybe with a well heart, still the body may reject the new organ clinching the destiny of the patient. Yes we at ELMER'S are surgeons, and we do want you to be our patient. Our transplants cost less than a heart transplant, though.
However, it turns out our efforts are not immune to failure of new parts we install in your machines of the highway. Sadly your organic body, and your auto both are neither perpetual motion machines.
Whether your auto is used according to specifications, or abused to beyond its limits, ELMER'S Service will bring systems online to balance your machine's conceptual with its mechanical standards. We take mechanical failure very seriously. We are preoccupied with discovering patterns of failure, and after market burdens you place on your machines.
After all, internal combustion is a 30% efficient machine and can be prolonged at this output for unlimited years, or it can be gradually degraded to less performance over a short period of time. Regardless of condition, bent, warped, froze, locked, or blown, we at ELMER'S put our objective wrench on each and every challenge. We fix the machine with a smile and present our invoice for fair remittance.
ELMER'S Service offers no small print. Rather we are due recognition of our professional understated exasperation of worrisome mechanical and structural failure. The trigger to our joy is that you, our customer, ask us to please continue to fix your cars as they disintegrate, and smile with us as we usher in the next 100 years of quality care for your automobiles.
Furthermore, if you need credit, you will want to go to Helen Waite, our Credit Manager.
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