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Friday, November 28, 2008

I'm Too Old to be Funny

Yes. I hit the Hallmark age. It turns out, I have to throw my cell phone in the air to get service. Repeated tosses in the air give me enough bars on the ATandT circuit to at least hear every fourth word brother speaks. Which is better than hearing partial words, dead air then a loud "are you still there?"

Some-wise I always hear "are you still there?"

Today's question is "are we going to Golden Corral after service, or to Chili's?" Logically we should go to Golden Corral. There the amount of vittles per dollar is higher than at Chili's.

That brings up another too old to be funny situation. Food is poison. Food is killing me... how can it be? I am what I eat or food is what I eat? No the answer is I am what I have for a cellular ATandT family package. "Package" in 2008 doesn't mean what it does back in the day.

Besides, my cliffhanger education has left me bereft. It seems every college professor would start out with general knowledge then over ten weeks move towards the specific. By the end of the semster his final words took us to the cliff, and there out beyond was the void: the lack of knowledge about the subject be it geology or physics for the performing arts. Yes my studies were liberal arts. And today, where are we with liberal arts but more liberal than ever.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not far behind...happy belated birthday! And watch out for that cliff...

November 28, 2008 at 2:08:00 PM CST
MooPig said...

Dr J, every time I go on about my professors, I think I must hurt your feelings. I'm sorry.

I received a greater portion than I am able to give back from honorable long-suffering educators in my life. Thank you for standing by with such support. I am much more confident at the cliff edge because of my beloved, though many now passed, prof's.

November 28, 2008 at 9:04:00 PM CST
d2r2 said...

It's a good thing we wear boots down here.

November 29, 2008 at 6:44:00 PM CST
MooPig said...

Okay Orchid Man, but we need it all for the flower beds.

November 30, 2008 at 10:24:00 AM CST

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