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Saturday, February 06, 2010

MooPig Site Reviews :: "A word from IndyStar Funnies Man Gary Varvel"

Clip Retrieved by Pat Darnell [HERE]
Friday, in the Indianapolis Star, ... [Gary Varvel] will have a full page graphic novel on the Super Bowl-bound Colts. It is called, "Ava-Star."
On personal note [from Gary Varvel]: "I've been a victim of identity-theft. I got a voice mail message from someone who said that he met Gary Varvel in a bar and spent several hours thinking he was talking to the Star cartoonist. When he saw my photo on my blog, he realized that it wasn't me. For the record: I don't frequent bars. So if some guy in a bar claims to be me, ask him to draw your caricature, then tell him that Varvel doesn't go to bars."
The Colts won the AFC Championship and ... week's "Caption This" contest was won by David Clements, New Whiteland, IN - "The easiest way I knew to get us to Miami was by going to the air."
Runners up: Pam Summers, Greenwood, IN - "Aw, shucks, any NFL MVP could do what I'm doing."
Paul Walorski, Columbus, IN - "I'm excited...Polian said he'd let me play in the next game."
Rick Abbott, Indianapolis - "Look its a "Jumbo Jet" flying Rex Ryan back home to New York !!"
William Billings, Indianapolis - "Saints fan, President Obama, will be adding our Super Bowl victory to his list of lost causes." [SOURCE]


Mr Varvel holds these cute "Captions Contests" for us all to behold. I like it. It fits my bombastic nature. [pd]

Here was this Week's --




Apple unveiled their latest gadget this week. What do you think this kid's response is to the new Apple iPad. If you have a humorous retort, send it in the "Caption This."
Just post your caption on the comments link above the cartoon. Keep it clean (this is a family newspaper). Keep it brief (brevity is the soul of wit). And if you can't do those two things, keep it to yourself. When you write, include YOUR NAME and the name of the CITY WHERE YOU LIVE. Your deadline is noon Thursday.
The winning caption will be printed in the cartoon along with runners-up captions in next Sunday's Indianapolis Star print edition as well as posted online at garyvarvel.com. [SOURCE]

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