Close up, it Sounds Low
by Pat Darnell
Can I call you Lily? Such a pretty name. So, okay ... no ... all rightee then, Dr Asquith; is sub-atomic really the way to go?
Apparently almost the entire collective of scientists world wide has agreed upon going sub-atomic. "The emergence of the sub-atomic will explain many of the mysteries of the universe."
Dr Asquith, can the sub-atomic explain the fervor around LeBron, or the crocodile tears of Lindsay Lohan? Have you also heard that latest recording of Mel Gibson? Did I say Intervention? Because the article says: " ...new sub-atomic particles could help unravel many mysteries of the universe. ... "
Hindrance? Oh sorry what? Well, it is true that most men need mothering, and will act foolish until they get it... oh, sorry -- back to topic:
If weight is an indication of the smallest emerging particle: " ... The 6 billion pound Large Hadron Collider, LHC, machine on the Swiss-French border is expected to provide answers to fundamental questions in physics. (London, June 23 (ANI): SOURCE) ... "
Dr Asquith worked with sound engineers to model a probable sound of the God Particle... does that scare anyone besides me? It turns out scientists want to hear the data as it crunches away ... thanks to Dr Lily Asquith ... “If the energy is close to you, you will hear a low pitch and if it's further away you hear a higher pitch,” The BBC quoted her, as saying. ... " say no more Dr Asquith, ... Jeeeezzus!
The LHC is described thusly:
London, Feb 10 (ANI): CERN has announced that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will begin collisions in late October and will run through the winter period with only a brief break at Christmas.
The LHC, the biggest atom-smashing machine ever built, straddles the borders of France and Switzerland and is operated by CERN, the European particle physics laboratory near Geneva.
It is designed to simulate the “Big Bang”, which started the universe 15 billion years ago, by smashing sub-atomic particles together at energies never before achieved.
In the accident in September, a weld between two sections of the superconducting wire failed. To fix the welds, the other sectors of the machine must be warmed up, and that means that liquid helium must either be shunted around the ring or put into storage. (ANI)
NEXT Week :: Is GOD's real name: 'Big-Bang-Sub-Atomic-Particle?'
Because 'B. B. Sap' would be a great stage name ... Yay.
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2 comments:
The God Particle doesn't scare me. As you know, I'm fascinated by the idea of divine energy (and LeBron, Lindsay and Mel!).
However, the possibility of a combination of, simulated Big Bang + French welder is terrifying.
Nice one. What gets me is the company of "Sound Engineers" that were consulted. Let me conjure up the sound engineer dream team: Johnny Rotten, Keefer, David Bowie, some French guy, ... "Uh, Iggy, could you give me a G on that baritone, eh, old chap?"
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