MooPig Report from the Middle :: "PETA Goes for Pernicious Advertising"

Today's Report from the Middle is: "Response to this Article at Pribek dot net ... HERE"
by Pat Darnell and the iHerd

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QUOTE: "I just had to bring my two little cowboys," said Roderick Brown, 47, as he sat in the bleachers with his young sons and his 91-year-old uncle. "They just love the horses and the bulls." -- AND -- The Catalena Cowgirls will perform. [HERE]

PETA suffers from some to-be-one-day-announced disorder, and has lent itself out for all kinds of salacious attacks. True -- almost everything we humans do is baneful and detrimental. In a leftsided flank of a correlative, we, at MooPig "Delta Diggs Team Fat Stock and Rodeo Show," ask: "When the Rodeo is over do we stop at just eating the hairy large beasts on a bun?"

Apparently some would argue that future digs will include portions of hairless skinned, nubile flesh, of Rodeo Queens... eh? Watch out Catalena Cowgirls!

Yes, PETA unleashes yet another slashing argument -- using leader, Pam Anderson, of the fleet of nubile women on the Internet who find it pleasurable to disrobe and take a picture of themselves -- as back drop to cannibalism.

We do not disqualify the idea that most of PETA Ads are actually spoofs and parodies invented by clever Internet urchins ...
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Yes, the staple of the Internet is under attack by those who are hungrier than usual. Rodeo is cruelty to animals? Is that a question that PETA can answer with ads that imply irreparable harm done through evil, insidious, corrupting, and undermining acts of indecency, with the claim that Rodeo as pornography, has a pernicious effect on society? Is it coming: when cannibalism will bite into the pornographers 60% share of the Internet market for real? NO. It is not. Rodeo is cruelty to humans, though mostly self-inflicted:

Roundin' up for the rodeo, By ERIKA JARAMILLO | erika.jaramillo@theeagle.com
" ... Within the last three years, Bryan resident Todd Martin has broken his back, hip, wrist and a couple of ribs. Despite all of his injuries, the 16-year-old says he can't stop bull-riding.

"I like it. I do it for the thrill. I can't see myself doing anything else," Martin said while signing up for the Jack Pot Bull Riding at the PRCA rodeo at the Brazos County Expo Complex on Thursday. (Jaramillo, Erika. retrieved today, Eagle HERE) ... "

In this PHOTO by Eagle Correspondent, some folks will see a young man launched into space to land in a compromising position on hard tack ground, possibly cracking some vital structural part of himself  ... while others see a carnal meal leaping and twisting like a cyclone. ( Eagle photo/Stuart Villanueva. Kevin Morgan of Coleman is thrown off the back of Bounty Hunter at the Bryan Breakfast Lions Club PRCA Rodeo at the Brazos County Expo Complex on Thursday. ibid)

A meal from a different tanner would include, like we said, a Rodeo Queen Débutante ...

This whole discussion crosses so many "ubiquitous borders" when we started the article we had no idea it would take this turn. For what it is worth, there you have it.

Our up to the minute, Report from the Middle:
It's Rodeo season here in the Brazos Valley, the Lions Club still exists, Débutantes never wear their glasses in their scantily clad photos of themselves ... and although the thermometer says 93, it feels like 108.
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NEXT Week -- More about Eating -- "We are certain this menu staple, Gulf Shrimp, will be missing for patrons for the next hundred years" --