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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

MacArthur Fellowships 2010

Kelly Benoit-Bird, a pioneering young oceanographer from Oregon State University, has been selected as one of 23 recipients of a prestigious 2010 MacArthur Fellowship.
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At the head of the research world is Ms Benoit-Bird who uses sonar to study all the living things in the water. She has received a MacArthur Fellowship stipend of $500,000 mackerels to pursue her pursuits, "no strings attached" -- [unless of course one is studying String Theory].. We say that is a honey of a deal of chips on her fish. "And we think it is a great booster for Sushi, too," said Fluchs Sanders, chief water man at MooPig. "But our work at MooPig Enterprises pales in comparison to hers."

MooPig's "Oceanographic Studies and Boardwalks Department" submitted their report, as shown above, to Ms Benoit-Bird, in hopes of receiving some stipend them selves, or at least a 'Yell out at 'cha'.
Benoit-Bird, 34, studies the interrelationships of animals in different marine environments, using acoustics and other sophisticated technologies. Her innovative uses of sonar in tracking marine creatures from Humboldt squid to spinner dolphins have led to new discoveries about their feeding behavior, movements and even communication.

3 comments:

d2r2 said...

I've spent my life communing with the outdoors and I always remember what my Pappy says. "Son,when you step off the beach and into the saltwater you have just gone from top of the food chain to the bottom. So be careful out there."

Let's wet a line! You know, there is a swell...got some wax? Whose got some live shrimp?

Kelly Benoit-Bird said...

Consider this you "yell at 'cha"
Love the drawing!

MooPig said...

Well, thank you, Kelly, for kindly dropping in. It is not often a real life celebrity gives us the time of day. Love being able to retrieve your announcement, made our day.
Yours,
Pat Darnell
MooPig

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