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Friday, September 10, 2010
New Brands for BANDS :: Brilliant Ideas Department at MooPig Enterprises PART TWO
NEO, New AGE, New World Order, String Theory, Branes -- these are all part of the same Sales Plan
Brought to you by Pat Darnell and the Suitcase Models
You might want to get on board this fast moving physics driven rhetoric. It has the money behind it, and it will sustain Bands for at least a 100 years. Thespiatic and Metromilitaryindustriage Leader of Shtuff, Meister Rockefeller, and his inbred genome, has laid it out for all the others to follow. Heir Rockefeller has not wasted his life; So why would anyone hesitate to get it from the start... eh? Any Protestant Hedonist can profit from this NEO Tech.
It insures our multitudes of illegitimate babies a place in the mix; it must be -- therefore it "is" -- NEO 2010, New World Order is here. Don't be slow on the up takes, plan your attack right now.
We know you have been looking for the new music industry paradigm: enlist all your resource to this end. MooPig realizes the means might not be available, but put your mind to it. Markets are on wax wane cycles and provide extreme opportunity for Bands at this time. The key is to identify your geographic, then apply NEO tactics.
Florida: on the wane
Texas: on the wax
Missouri: on the wax
Baltimore: on the wane
... and so on ... Moon rising; Moon going down.
"You should not put so many big words in that report. The nesbies wont be able to understand you" That's correct. Instead, ride the new surf, and start publicizing these New World Order phrases: led by the United States of Parifico. Correct, nonplussed, the news of a new reorganization should not get us nonplussed.
All the information, documentation, and blissful NWO rhetoric is available to anyone who can read.
It just takes that invisible spirit that comes to the mind in a frozen moment, that opens up the person to the New Order of things. Have faith: it will come to you.
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