by Pat Darnell
If the USA were Egypt, then we would be looking at a steady supply of Pharaohs since JFK. 'We will land a man on the Moon within the decade...." and kiss the Blarney Stone ....
"Mr Prime Minister... Tear down this wall ..." but keep me a small piece of re-bar for me so I can refer to it ...
"Read my lips ... New World Order ..." I am not a wimp. My son is an idiot.
"I did not sex up that girl..." and that depends on what you say 'is' is ... I only pretended to ... no neither my finger nor my shirt stinks ... riibbiitt ! My wife wears the pant-suits in the family ...
"Shock and Awe ... as we march on Baghdad ... looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction ... the next viral video you see might be the mushroom cloud... " BLIMEY! W gots to have 'dem WMD's if you please!
"Have you ever known a NOBEL Peace Prize winner to be Commander-in-Chief of three Wars ... simultaneously...? Count them: Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya ....
"Could anyone ever truly consider a US President named Mit?" What we need is 'Fiscal sobriety,' and by the way, here is my application and birth certificate for candidacy in 2012 ...
WHAT'S NEXT ?!
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So, since you guys tested out this lame site 5 hours ago -- I was listening to NPR ... and the NPR cool lady interviewer was puttin' it to this face dude who came out with a cool new slogan ... 'Fiscal Sobriety' in context of voting on the budget agreement today.
Here is what I say:
I think I have lived a wasted lifetime waxing 'Presidential Pet Projects,' or maybe getting waxed by them ... the only thing that I would love to see as a pet project today is to unplug the federal government, lease with option to buy back the Capitol buildings (fire hazards) to Disney and let them make it a theme park ...
Hey, Keep the Union -- Let the federal government meet in various warehouses in key cities of the middle US ... moving it every six years. One term in St Louis -- next in Salt Lake City.
the NAFTA thingy -- annex three tenths of Mexico, the good parts and the Yucatan ... build a super mall ...
Cast the Koch Bros in that TV show LOST ... and let them experience that surrealism.
Am I gettin' through to anyone?
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