Do you have the right kind of wife for it?
Can your wife bake her own bread?
Can she get a kid's leg stitched and not phone you at the office until it's all over?
Find something to talk about when the TV goes on the blink?
Does she worry about the Bomb?
Make your neighbors' children wish that she were their mother?
Will she say "Yes" to a camping trip after 50 straight weeks of cooking?
Let you daughter keep a pet snake in the back yard?
Invite 13 people to dinner even though she only has service for 12?
Name a cat "Rover?"
Order escargots?
Live another year without furniture and take a trip to Europe instead?
Let you give up your job with a smile?
And mean it?
Congratulations.
Sooner or later, your wife will drive home one of the best reasons for owning a Volkswagen.
Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things.
If your wife hits something in a Volkswagen, it doesn't hurt you very much.
VW parts are easy to replace. And cheap. A fender comes off without dismantling half the car. A new one goes on with just ten bolts. For $24.95, plus labor.
And a VW dealer always has the kind of fender you need. Because that's the one kind he has.
Most other VW parts are inter changeable too. Inside and out. Which means you wife isn't limited to fender smashing.
She can jab the hood, Graze the door. Or bump off the bumper.
It may make you furious, but it won't make you poor.
So when you wife goes window-shopping in a Volkswagen, don't worry.
You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car.
Even the brakes.
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