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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

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Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  April 27, 2011  |  from FaceBook

Bryan TX  |  We are sure this is a case of what it is to arrive at the Pearly Gates and Ste Peter opens his giant book, and asks you these questions. Otherwise we at MooPig can think of no other reason for asking these "Yes\No" queries ... unless Tim's day job is as a Mall Surveyor ..? Good luck to our MooPigsters in travailing this barrage of:


Questions
by Tim Lighthill on Tuesday, April 26, 2011 at 8:37am, faceBook

RULES:

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

Now, here's what you're supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 15 friends [including me].

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Been arrested?

Kissed someone you didn't like?

Slept in until 5 PM?

Ran a red light?
Been suspended from school?
Experienced love at first sight?
Totaled your car in an accident?
Been fired from a job?
Fired somebody?
Sang karaoke?
Pointed a gun at someone?
Had a gun pointed at you?

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?

Kissed in the rain?
Had a close brush with death (your own)?

Seen someone die?

Played spin-the-bottle?

Smoked a cigar?

Sat on a rooftop?

Smuggled something into another country?

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes?

Broken a bone?

Skipped school?

Eaten a bug?

Sleepwalked?

Walked a moonlit beach?

Rode a motorcycle?

Dumped someone?

Lied to avoid a ticket?

Ridden in a helicopter?

Shaved your head?

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?

Eaten snake?

Marched or Protested?

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?

Puked on an amusement ride?

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something?

Been in a band?

Been on TV?

Shot a gun?

Skinny-dipped?

Gave someone stitches?

Ridden a surfboard?

Drank straight from a liquor bottle?

Had surgery?

Streaked?

Taken by ambulance to hospital?

Passed out when not drinking?

Peed on a bush?

Donated Blood?

Grabbed electric fence?

Eaten crocodile meat?

Killed an animal when not hunting?

Peed your pants in public?
Sneaked into a movie without paying?

Written graffiti?

Still love someone you shouldn't?

Been in handcuffs?

Believe in love?

Sleep on a certain side of the bed?

Regretted marrying anyone?

If you could have a do-over, would you change your life?

All we can think to say here, after posting this -- is: "Status Quo" and "Adios" ...
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