It's never pretty when professional jealousy rears its ugly head but occasionally the strain of blogging, day after day without respite, takes a toll on the staff and managers, not to mention the figureheads.
Some compare the daily grind to being married to a nyphomaniac...just when you think you're finished...there you are starting over again.
Cow has gone missing and was last seen gazing at the Moon in a field North of town. Pig and his four cohorts were also seen near the same field. They were all placed in Fox and Hound Tavern at Market earlier in the day and headed home in the Wee-Wee hours using the field as a short-cut. Pig had intended to stay home but went along at the last minute.
Pig and Cow had been observed having an animated and some say heated discussion, which according to staffers present, even involved some butting and squealing.
The F.B.I. is currently questioning the five Porcine friends and we at MooPig Wisdom pray for a timely and happy ending to this conundrum. More to come as we receive news.
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That's not all: a swag of feral hogs moved into the neighborhood, and set the mood for the rest of the day.
"Something's got to be done about them hairy buck-toothed beasts," said this little pig.
It's chaos, I tell you, chaos. There's no high fives in the ranks these days, five is just another four letter word.
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