MooPig has this late breaking story surfacing from the South Pacific. Sarah Palin's half-sister has been found and let us photograph her just before she jumped into the ocean to do some shark herding before sundown.Her name is Betty Heath.
MooPig Associate Journalist Rathbone Fedder has this entry in his blog that describes his adventure:
"Rough seas delayed our passage down to Colon, Panama. Colon’s reputation for crime and muggings is infamous, driven by high unemployment, poverty and the easy pickings in a port city. Though no longer as dire as it used to be, we were barred from walking outside the port area. So, what to do? There was the option of taxiing to the Zona Libre, the world’s second largest tax free ‘island’ where the multinationals and banks of the world have a presence inside 4 metre high security walls. (By the looks of it, very little of that wealth ever reaches the city outside those walls.)"
"We could’ve stayed confined in the port shopping centre, or hook up a taxi tour and head out for the afternoon. Phil, Gabi, Julia and I were the only ones game. Our drive out to Portobello village an hour away, was well worth it."
"That is where I caught wind of a half-sister of the Idaho born Sarah Heath Palin Alaskan Governor. A Panamanian man who used to be part of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, said "Betty Heath; You will be able to identify her from the tattoo on her midriff that says 'Welcome to Panama City, Enjoy Your Visit;' the best shark herder he ever knew."
"We had to sail to... *[garble glik glikg]*
Well it seems we have lost transmission from Rathbone Fedder due to Google Burp Slots... We will keep you posted as this late breaking story grows into a rumorous row.
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PU-litzer worthy
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