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Sunday, July 22, 2012

MooPig Re-Run :: from 07/23/2009 -- MooPig Presents the Devil and the Mullet

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by the Herd and Tail

Question: Why do television scenes concerning an Occult Gathering most always look something like a Presbyterian Sunday 11 AM Morning Service? Answer me that MooPig. [FAQ by Paul Beareh]

REPLY: Baruch at'ai adonai --and-- [HERE] Hey, thanks for the question, Mr Beareh, we were just talking about that very aspect of TV shows this morning in our bi-decade'l meeting of MooPig Presents. We have often thought that the meeting of Pagans at their Pagan Temple of Choice to exercise their powers stored in their various relics -- should be like the spinning of a Dreidel. There should be childlike glee and gay merriment, and Charlie Daniels on hand to bust a demon's chops with his saw horse... no?

Television invariably presents Ceremonial Pagan Gatherings as boring, stiff, and fake. It seems to some of us that Pagan Wiccan Rituals and such, more resemble a JCPenney White Sale, as all the congregated are wearing bed sheets and linens. The chanting is call and reply led by usually the head Honcho Witch-man who has an Alpha Witchy-woman named Zelda Glitch at his side. There is some tension there because the Witch-man has brought along a Nubile Princess Witchy-girlwho will be eventually burned, zapped or bled out. And it turns out, the Nubile's restless, randy spirit has attracted the Sun-fresh Handsome Devil Stud-muffin Manwich who of course will not let her die this way. He had searched the world over and pfffft she was gone... left him with six children.

Pagan rites of passage are already frowned upon in most modern cultures. If occult members are going to recruit young folk into their numbers, MooPig might suggest making services more like a Quidditch Match at Dalhousie's University Stadium... with plenty of blood sport.

Magick is everywhere: and so is TV...
Remember what Joel Osteen says; and may be 100% right -- "A lot of churches have not moved with the times.
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A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
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A merry heart is good like a medicine.
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Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life.
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Do all you can to make your dreams come true.
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Faith activates God - Fear activates the Enemy.
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God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you.
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God wants to bless us where we are.
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God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us.
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I don't go down the road of condemning.
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I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.
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I don't want to just preach to the church. I feel like I have a broader message.
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I have always believed in God.
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I made a decision when my father passed away that I was going to be who God made me to be and not try to preach like my father.
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I think Bible principles are principles for life.
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I think God's justice is making wrongs right.
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I try to speak in everyday language. I feel like God has gifted me to take Bible principles and make them practical.
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I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.
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I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know.
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I've never preached one sermon on money, on just finances. I want to stay away from it..."

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