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Thursday, April 11, 2013

MooPig's Almost Friday :: "Breastaurant"

Let your Freak Flag fly
Googled by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 13, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Hey, you're all welcome for the free advertising. All twelve MooPig readers will surely consider your "Breastaraunts" for future gatherings.

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Meanwhile, the average human head has around 100,000 hair follicles. On average, blondes have the highest density of hair: 140,000 hair follicles, redheads the lowest at 90,000 follicles, and those with black hair have on average 110,000 follicles. A human head sheds about an average of 127 hairs per day normally.

But let's be objective.

'Breastaurant' In Texas Gets Trademark - Business Insider: "Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill resides in Bankersmith, Texas, which was bought by Guller last year with the intention of changing the town name to Bikini, Texas and turning the area into an entertainment destination, or should we say, breastination.  Bikinis also has locations in Oklahoma, and North Carolina.  Hooters' sales fell 4 percent last year as competitors caught up to its formula. The chain responded by trying to appeal to women."

Sure thing, Hooter's is the new family restaurant, along with Cracker Barrel and Denny's.

[Picture LINK] You can leave your hat on ...

'via Blog this'

" ... While Hooters, Twin Peaks, the Tilted Kilt and other chain restaurants that feature bodacious waitresses in skimpy outfits have been called "breastaurants" for years, the owner of the Texas-based Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill is the first to make it official.

" ... Last July, Guller purchased the abandoned town of Bankersmith, Texas, in Kendall County, two hours driving distance from Austin, off Craigslist and made plans to turn it into a seasonal tourist destination. Guller is calling the city Bikini, Texas. (ALEX PEREZ, DREW THORRY and LAUREN EFFRON ... April 9, 2013. LINK)
In its bid for world domination, " ... the sports bar chain, which features waitresses dressed in revealing bikini tops, short jean skirts and cowboy boots, plans to grow to 50 eateries and nearly 4,000 employees over the next five years.
Meanwhile, Guller has several projects in the works, including taking the Keep Austin Weird mantra to Bikinis, Texas — a town he bought off Craigslist and plans to transform into a party destination. Another project is a proposed reality TV show that would film in the town of Bikinis.
“We hope the television show introduces the Bikinis brand to a much wider audience,” Guller told us in November 2012. “We don’t think we've even scratched the surface yet.” Meanwhile, Guller said he's excited to have received the trademark. "It just further solidifies that Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill is America’s only breastaurant," he said. (Sarah Drake Contributing Editor-Austin Business Journal. April 5, 2013. LINK) ... "
[PHOTO Above: This is Sarah Drake, the young woman who wrote the article.]

[PHOTO Below: Is this a good enough hair net?]
[Hurry to Bikini's Sports Bar and Grill...]


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