MooPig's Almost Friday :: "Breastaurant"

Let your Freak Flag fly
Googled by Pat Darnell  |  Apr 13, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Hey, you're all welcome for the free advertising. All twelve MooPig readers will surely consider your "Breastaraunts" for future gatherings.

By the way, the outer layer of skin is called the epidermis, made up of about 25 rows of dead skin cells. Your skin makes up about 16 percent of your body weight, which means you have roughly 1.6 trillion skin cells. Of those billions of skin cells, between 30,000 and 40,000 of them fall off every hour. Over a 24-hour period, you lose almost a million skin cells.

Meanwhile, the average human head has around 100,000 hair follicles. On average, blondes have the highest density of hair: 140,000 hair follicles, redheads the lowest at 90,000 follicles, and those with black hair have on average 110,000 follicles. A human head sheds about an average of 127 hairs per day normally.

But let's be objective.

'Breastaurant' In Texas Gets Trademark - Business Insider: "Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill resides in Bankersmith, Texas, which was bought by Guller last year with the intention of changing the town name to Bikini, Texas and turning the area into an entertainment destination, or should we say, breastination.  Bikinis also has locations in Oklahoma, and North Carolina.  Hooters' sales fell 4 percent last year as competitors caught up to its formula. The chain responded by trying to appeal to women."

Sure thing, Hooter's is the new family restaurant, along with Cracker Barrel and Denny's.

[Picture LINK] You can leave your hat on ...

'via Blog this'

" ... While Hooters, Twin Peaks, the Tilted Kilt and other chain restaurants that feature bodacious waitresses in skimpy outfits have been called "breastaurants" for years, the owner of the Texas-based Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill is the first to make it official.

" ... Last July, Guller purchased the abandoned town of Bankersmith, Texas, in Kendall County, two hours driving distance from Austin, off Craigslist and made plans to turn it into a seasonal tourist destination. Guller is calling the city Bikini, Texas. (ALEX PEREZ, DREW THORRY and LAUREN EFFRON ... April 9, 2013. LINK)

In its bid for world domination, " ... the sports bar chain, which features waitresses dressed in revealing bikini tops, short jean skirts and cowboy boots, plans to grow to 50 eateries and nearly 4,000 employees over the next five years.

Meanwhile, Guller has several projects in the works, including taking the Keep Austin Weird mantra to Bikinis, Texas — a town he bought off Craigslist and plans to transform into a party destination. Another project is a proposed reality TV show that would film in the town of Bikinis.

“We hope the television show introduces the Bikinis brand to a much wider audience,” Guller told us in November 2012. “We don’t think we've even scratched the surface yet.” Meanwhile, Guller said he's excited to have received the trademark. "It just further solidifies that Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill is America’s only breastaurant," he said. (Sarah Drake Contributing Editor-Austin Business Journal. April 5, 2013. LINK) ... "

[PHOTO Above: This is Sarah Drake, the young woman who wrote the article.]

[PHOTO Below: Is this a good enough hair net?]

[Hurry to Bikini's Sports Bar and Grill...]

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http://www.businessinsider.com/breastaurant-in-texas-gets-trademark-2013-4?nr_email_referer=1&utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Retail%20Select&utm_campaign=Retail%20Select%202013-04-11&utm_content=emailshare
http://www.businessinsider.com/hooters-campaign-to-persuade-women-to-like-it-more-is-working-kinda-2013-3
http://www.nbcdfw.com/the-scene/food-drink/Texas-Town-Bought-by-Breastauranteur-162891076.html
http://www.bikinissportsbarandgrill.com/
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/racy-texas-restaurant-chain-trademarks-term-breastaurant/story?id=18914720#.UWWQb6v71JF
http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/blog/retail/2013/04/bikinis-busts-out-with-breastaurant.html
http://fox2now.com/2013/04/10/racy-bar-trademarks-breastaurant/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/factfiles/skin/skin.shtml
http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2008/09/01/does_the_dust_in_my_house_really_include_my_own_skin/

MooPig Report from the Middle :: Fun Fever -- Science Tattoos

Skin Department
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  5.16.2011  |  Bryan TX

There has been a rash of pictorial essays lately on the web depicting tattoos. While unusual tatt's are interesting -- who is to judge what is "unusual" in the flow of skin scarification?

MooPig Skin Department does cater to ear tags, as it is the "human \ ruminant animal" connection. We notice that catch and release groups are heavy into the "tag" movement as well. Naturalists catch everything from toads to 18 foot long white sharks and tag them before releasing them back to their habitats.

A Side Note Here: ... And it has become sort of scary to think about all those earth visitors allegedly dropping in to tag a few humans ... you know the "aliens" in their spectacular flying machines, who we never get to interview.

But tattoos do about the same thing as an ear tag. Identifying a person becomes ever more easy when there is a large permanent, often multi-colored, bruise on his body. Right?

"Oh, yes, Detective, he had a Woody Woodpecker tattoo on his eyelid..."

I suppose it is less fearsome of a phenomenological development, as long as one doesn't opt to have a Tattoo on his forehead or on his hand -- as in the scripture warning such marks. If commerce became dependent on one's tattoo or tag or insert or implant, we would be falling right into the trap, eh?

And yes I watch "Taboo" on the History Channel -- and yes, it is an ancient, and somewhat institutional, rite to scarify the body in all sorts of ways. Pardon me if I remain skeptical about tattoos.

Perhaps having yourself tattoo'ed is a behavior of sarcasm, on levels I have yet to reach.

Fun Fever: Science Tattoos

EXCERPT  "...It would seem that even scientists aren't above putting a little ink in their skin. Carl Zimmer, who is the owner of The Loom science blog (as well as the author of several very good pop-sci books), asked if any scientists, in his audience, had tattoos. The response was so overwhelming that he created this very cool collection of the tattoos.

These tattoos may have been inspired by a science teacher in their elementary education.... (Read Entire Article here: LINK)"

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"I'm looking for obvious things," Zukowski says. "I don't like to say aliens did it. There are just too many unknowns. I like to lean on human intervention until I actually see a UFO come down and take a cow." (LINK)

Just another Age-Old Tradition of Honour Killing

by Pat Darnell

I have opinion that really hedges around roles of females in the world. I feel I am not the best person to editorialize about women's roles because I am a man who abandoned my first wife and child. She was just eight when I decided to not stick around for the aftermath of divorce.

So when I speak of this it is not an easy topic for me, and probably about 6 out of ten fathers out there.

I feel that women have been the undisputed "repressed" champion martyred group in all human history. Forget skin color, because I guarantee females of that same skin color are more discriminated, repressed, neglected and under-funded than any male of the said skin color.

Therefore I see this very bright and beautiful young woman, who obviously has much talent, threatened to be sacrificed and repressed by the very same "goat herder mentality" that underlies civilization. Believe me, I have thought long about the futility of female tribulations in 12,000 years in obtaining best conditions for their interests.

Look in with me at these two articles from March 2007, concerning weirdness caused when West meets Middle East customs...

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The Times | March 9, 2007

Miss Israel finalist quits after family’s honour killing plot

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Ms Fares’s story has dominated the Israeli media as a high-profile example of a foiled “hon-our killing”, where a woman is murdered by members of her own family for supposed sexual offenses that have somehow brought shame to the family.

Last year, seventeen Palestinian women were reported killed in honour crimes, twelve in the Gaza Strip and five in the occupied West Bank. In Israel, seven women were similarly killed for “crimes” ranging from having sex before marriage to being the victim of rape.

For Ms Fares the controversy began last November, when she decided to enter the Miss Israel contest. She chose the name “Angelina” in honour of her idol, the American actress Angelina Jolie, and spent hours watching Fashion Television to prepare for her audition.

The first phase of the competition was a bikini contest. Ms Fares knew that parading in her red two-piece could be considered controversial in the Druze community, whose religion is an offshoot of Islam.

Her participation in the pageant even raised the judges’ eyebrows. “They were very surprised when they found out I was Druze. They asked me if it would be a problem for me to be in the contest. I told them ‘no’, that my whole family supported me,” Ms Fares said.

Dalia, Ms Fares’ mother, defended that decision, saying that she did not want to interfere with her daughter’s dreams. “She was there to represent herself, not the whole Druze community,” she said.

Ms Fares was chosen as one of twenty finalists, convincing the family that they had done the right thing. “Ever since childhood I was preparing myself for this. It was like the dream I had lived inside my head for so long,” Ms Fares said.

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Miss Israel Quits With Honour
Posted by gasmonso on March 13, 2007 [SOURCE]

If you aren’t familiar with the Druze than do yourself a favor and go here. Don’t be ashamed; I never heard of them either till now.

Let us take a trip to the peaceful land of Israel. Here I will introduce to you a lovely girl named Doaa Fares… she is the girl pictured here. She was raised in a deeply conservative Druze village where women are born into a traditional conservative role.

But Fares was ahead of her time and looking to break the mold. She changed her name to Angelina and entered the Miss Israel beauty pageant with delusions of grandeur… a cash prize, a car, and a modeling career.

Unfortunately for Angelina, she was amongst the land of the religious freaks. She was the first Druze to compete in such a competition and was thus targeted faster for extermination than Sara Connor. Even more troubling is the fact that it wasn’t the Terminator trying to silence her… it was her own flesh and blood. Her family was evoking the age-old tradition of Honour Killing to protect their own honor.

I know in the past I have labeled this phenomenon as an Islamic one. Many wrote to suggest otherwise and this may be evidence. If anyone has knowledge on the Druze I would appreciate your insight.

The reason I labeled this story under Islam is because the roots of the Druze appear to stem from there. I must emphasize that the Muslim community does not recognize the Druze.