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Saturday, May 31, 2014

MooPig Tech Coroner :: "Diesel truck blowing black smoke"

Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  May 31, 2014  |  Bryan TX

STATUS: Let me try to explain Texas logic -- I paid $3.50/gal yesterday for regular gas, diesel is $4.48 ... about a dollar higher. In Texas, as the price of gas/diesel goes higher, we see more and more of this:

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Are Texans electing  a Texas Pope, and black smoke means the jury is hung? As the price of gasoline goes higher, Texan's in their Dualies jack up their wheels higher.

MooPig thinking: If you can afford that diesel guzzling monster truck, and can afford six new tires, why is your air filter clogged up? For the love of God, change your filters.

We at MooPig are still driving our 2001 Dodge NEON, at 27 m/g in the city, 30 on the highway. We have conserved mightily, please don't blow your black smoke in my face.

Diesel truck blowing black smoke question??: "... racinngfan3. answered 8 months ago: "... You do not want a diesel to blow black smoke. Black smoke means the engine is not tuned properly It also means there is a lot of fuel being wasted. You are not grown up enough to own one if you want it to blow out tons of black smoke. Hot Rod tractor pullers have their tractors set up to blow lots of smoke they also sometimes run a line in the exhaust pipe to shoot flames in the air. They are doing all that for show to get the crowd all excited..."

'via Blog this'

If the New York fashion trend were for models to be fat, Texans would all get skinny. Just because.


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