Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell | May 15, 2014 | Bryan TX
MooPig Death Match Department is organizing the first ever "Elevator of Death Match" between two Internet trend champions. Both champs, having been caught on surveillance cameras, resulting in tapes recently that were secretly released to the Internet, are likely to want to step up their games so they can remain on the Top Trends lists. The contenders will be put in the elevator of a 100 story building, and ride to the penthouse, while trying to knock each other out. But more than likely the Congressman McAllister from Louisiana will try to sweet talk Solange and suck face.
One fan has already speculated ..."This is going to get more attention than the Zapruder film ..."
"Life is like an elevator ride with Beyonce's sister." ~ Letterman [LINK]
Cell phone videos made by opportunists make the Internet buzz; especially snogging sessions between Christian Reich Congressmen and their interns, but really big stuff like Solange taking JayZ to the carpet.
As the Washington Post points out, these cell phone videos of surveillance tapes have become commonplace. Thank you Captain Obvious Post for that observation.
NEXT WEEK: Wendy 'Wig-out' Williams takes on Bill 'Lip Lock' Clinton in the "Elevator of Death Match 2"...