MooPig's First Ever Elevator of Death Match :: Solange vs. Vance McAllister

No Holds Barred
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  May 15, 2014  |  Bryan TX

MooPig Death Match Department is organizing the first ever "Elevator of Death Match" between two Internet trend champions. Both champs, having been caught on surveillance cameras, resulting in tapes recently that were secretly released to the Internet, are likely to want to step up their games so they can remain on the Top Trends lists. The contenders will be put in the elevator of a 100 story building, and ride to the penthouse, while trying to knock each other out. But more than likely the Congressman McAllister from Louisiana will try to sweet talk Solange and suck face.

One fan has already speculated ..."This is going to get more attention than the Zapruder film ..."

"Life is like an elevator ride with Beyonce's sister." ~ Letterman [LINK]

Solange 

versus

Vance McAllister

Cell phone videos made by opportunists make the Internet buzz; especially snogging sessions between Christian Reich Congressmen and their interns, but really big stuff like Solange taking JayZ to the carpet.

As the Washington Post points out, these cell phone videos of surveillance tapes have become commonplace. Thank you Captain Obvious Post for that observation.

NEXT WEEK: Wendy 'Wig-out' Williams takes on Bill 'Lip Lock' Clinton in the "Elevator of Death Match 2"...

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http://mcallister.house.gov/about/
http://gawker.com/wach-the-full-jay-z-vs-solange-elevator-attack-video-1575217254
http://time.com/80646/congressman-caught-kissing-aide-wont-seek-re-election/
http://gawker.com/christian-gop-congressman-caught-cheating-on-sexy-surve-1560404492

Was it Lip Sync'ed :: "Beyonce at Inauguration"

Raising more Questions?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Jan 29, 2013  |  Bryan TX

PilotOnline.com: national & world News for Hampton Roads, Va., from The Virginian-Pilot:
EXCERPT  |   " ... And digital photo retouching: The tools of artifice, once accessible only to professionals, have gone democratic. Now manipulators by the millions can use something called a "clone tool" to erase blemishes, unwanted features and entire people. With the tap of a smartphone touchscreen, you can make an image taken seconds ago look like a "vintage" snapshot from a 1972 Polaroid or a 19th-century tintype. A few years back, HP even came out with a camera that had a "slimming feature," allowing you to choose just how much girth you wanted to remove for Facebook or the family album.

But it is in entertainment - a realm custom built for artifice - that this notion plays out most broadly ..."

'via Blog this'

"Maybe, just maybe, we're all a little tired of being tricked, be it great trickery or be it small trickery," says Virginia Lee Blood, a musician and singer in Nashville, Tenn.

More than that, though, are we setting up unrealistic expectations about the world, piece by tiny piece? How could that boring slice of real cheese be any good if it's not bright orange and doesn't "pop" with artificial Cheetos flavor? How can you be satisfied with your romantic partner when every smidgen of media in the checkout line hands you ridiculously unattainable images of human perfection? And how can you persuade a young girl who wants to grow up to sing like Beyonce that, yes, with practice and hard work she might belt out the national anthem at the inauguration or sing in a Super Bowl halftime show one day - if such performances turn out to be not entirely what they seem?

BAD LIP READING VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/user/BadLipReading




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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BEYONCE_THE_AUTHENTICITY_FACTOR?SITE=VANOV&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
http://www.youtube.com/user/BadLipReading

Beyonce inspires scientists to rename rare fly | KGET TV 17

Re-framed by Pat Darnell | Jan 16, 2012 | Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]

Beyonce inspires scientists to rename rare fly | KGET TV 17: "The creature, which was first discovered in the year of the star's birth, 1981, will now be called Scaptia (Plinthina) Beyonceae.

Scientists claim they decided on the name after the insect's golden hair reminded them of Beyonce."

'via Blog this'

Bryan Lessard, from Australia's science agency CSIRO, says, "It was the unique dense golden hairs on the fly's abdomen that led me to name this fly in honor of the performer Beyonce as well as giving me the chance to demonstrate the fun side of taxonomy - the naming of species."

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/bootylicious-horse-fly-discovered-in-australia-named-after-beyonce-for-its-golden-backside/2012/01/16/gIQArT4b2P_story.html
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/281439/20120113/fly-golden-bottom-named-bootylicious-beyonce.htm

BEYONCE, Hannibal Gaddafi, St Barts, 2010 -- 11

MooPig has been banned from its Readership
by Pat Darnell

It is old News ... but it does say a Lot to me today...
by Pat Darnell

[SOURCE]   |  March 2010  |  EXCERPT
" ... Beyonce performed in St. Barts at one of the most star-studded New Years Eve bashes this year for the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Russell Simmons, her husband Jay-Z, Usher and Jon Bon Jovi--and the family of Libyan strongman Moammar Gaddafi footed the bill.

Mediaite.com first reported on Sunday that the Gaddafi family threw the party, and Tuesday Page Six confirmed that the host was Moammar's youngest son, the aptly-named Hannibal, who has been involved in a number of violent incidents in recent years. ... "