Moo Pig Wisdom is a brilliant combination of Antiquity and Prequel Modern Flea Market. We respectfully ask you to mind your children while here.
Showing posts with label Oilers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oilers. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

REPRINT: XLII: What's important to me this last Year -- Still Stands

No tears in Green Bay
by Pat Darnell January 12, 2008
8:00PM


MooPig is on location at the "Two Girls Waffle House of Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin, off Pilgrim Way, near Lambeau Field.

"We love that Bret Favre, eh," says Winnie.

"I remember when he was just a tot ridin'so fast by the stop and go light on Pilgrim," says Girtha, from the kitchen. "Snow, ice, penguins, seahawks, bears and lions.. he paid them no mind even then as a youngster. Always on time with the newspaper."

"Girtha, do you remember the name of Lombardi Avenue before they named it Lombardi?" said Winnie. Girtha answers no.

I don't mention Green Bay quarter back Brett Favre was born 1969 in Kiln, Mississippi, and subsequently grew up to earn a teaching degree from Old Southern Miss, lettering all the way in sports. These two darlings don't need to hear from a wise guy. Apparently a natural born football player from earliest days, Brett Favre makes gals from 20 to 80 swoon, and some guys too, all the way from Upper Peninsula Michigan, to Akron, to suburbs of Chicago.

Add Hunky Male to Favre's George-Blanda of-the-twenty-first-century football resume.


"Who are the Seahawks, again, Honey?" I said.

"Jaxsonville," she answered.

"Oh, yeah, that's right," said I [whadda dumbassIcanbe, eh?].

Errata; via Pribek.net Re: The Seahawks Actually they were one of the original NFL franchises in 1920. Back then they were known as the Muncie Flyers. A curious decision to move the franchise north of the border to Yellowknife the following year left them out of favor with the rest of the league. After years of toiling on the "chitlin' circuit" and later a long stretch playing lounge gigs, mostly at Ramada Inns, during the 70's and 80's, they relocated once again to Seattle during the dot.com boom.
WHO's Paul? Addendum | Pribek Nation

For XLII -- I pick Packers because I don't recognize the names of teams other than those from last century in 1960's. Names of teams used-to represent Industry. For instance, I was a Packer/Jogger in Chicago-land for a brief time after college. I identified with conservative Midwest values of the Bears in the Midwest. I drove a Lion of a car, Buick Wildcat, in my day: passed everything on the road, except gas stations. [photo: 1919 Packers]


My youth was spent in energy boom-town, Houston, where I was a trogladyte following our Oilers. I watched and lived through earliest commercial airlines' industry introduction of luxury Jets. I still have difficulty with Dallas Cowboys and New England Patriots, and Dolphins since they were "expansion" startups back when. And so on.

I also pick Brett for his Lance Armstrong iron-man demeanor. Today was a classic football encounter of the most rare kind. Snow, light breeze, fluffy flakes falling in a quiet muffling array; growing in intensity as the game progressed. Seahawks' coach standing statuesque concentrating on his playbook, unmoving until snow covered one side of him, leaving his down wind side completely clear; are some of the impressions I have of todays' game.

The way Brett Favre played the angles all afternoon, I suspect he has had this game in the snow on his mind for some time now; since he used the snow as his 12th man.

Of course Mr. Favre is not the only rivet in the Packer's team structure; I like to think he exemplifies pivoting panes of the mystique in football from the past; while affecting the next century cacophonies of gridlocked gridiron gladiators. Clever players always have a special day when some impression from a dream is woven into their actual experience. Personally I loved playing football in snow, and mud, and adverse condition. Somehow the customs and conventions of the game are suspended in those contests, and opportunities are presented that would have not on good-weather days existed.

As the game today progressed, I wondered if all sports writers, and chroniclers, and scribes were seeing it? I listened intent on getting some progressive feedback, until I muted the sound completely. You see the footprints of the players and referees left in the snow looked like herds of wildebeests had just stampeded the stadium [thanks to Lion King, Disney, for that metaphor]. Snow fell the whole game. The previous footprints would get covered. Then as the ball game came back to that end fresh snow would become a mosaic of white and green.

I didn't need commentary as occasionally a head hunter linebacker would streak through the screen and send the ball into new orbit, as the poor offense running back was separated from it along with his forward progress. Then the ensuing long slide print in the snow where a 347 pound defensive tackle slid as he pounces and gathers in the ball. Tracks, like I want to make again, but alas am way beyond that age of play.

Each tangled, turf-baring, higgledy-piggledy, topsy-turvy play instantly followed by the referees' intent without guile to sort it all out, leaping himself into the melees to see precisely where to spot the ball, lest anarchy prevail and shoving turn to unfettered mayhem. At one point the referee stood for long minutes with hand on the spotted ball, as the spotting is contested. He is bent over in a back wrenching pose, until judging of ten levels of surrveilance can be merged with all the technology that surrounds the line of scrimmage, the line ref is all but snowed under. The ball is soaked, the ref's hand is frozen and the players are pacing the field.

Coaches grimace, and a new play is called but changed at the line by Favre, and a weak side slant-in caught for 12 yards.. unheard of. Was it a slight nod by Brett to his tight end? First and ten.

Guess what, I don't watch professional football until the playoffs. Today Brett and all his blockers, along with Mother Natures' beautiful snow, made my seldom patronage of the gridiron gladiators all that I ever wished for. I hope there are many others with the same sparkle in their eyes tonight. Who again are the Seahawks? ..weren't they before the Titannics? Eh, Cheesehead?

Shouldn't we all side with the two sisters at Two Girls Waffle House, and remember the fun of playing in the snow? No barriers; lots of Cheese. >pd/final draft [I could've just said 'great game' but then you would've missed me talking about myself!!]

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

"Chaw?" he asks, offering a pouch of Red Man tobacco. I don't chew. But chew I do. Cannon tosses over an empty spittin' bottle and the pouch... "

"What follows is the story of folk-hero turned desperado." For MooPig, this has been an udder disaster!

Oh, Red Man spitting Grasshopper,
...what hast thou become?

A modern gangland hoodlum,
who has betrayed all his chums?

Caught by surprise, my brain goes numb,
Thinking of what could've been done?

Oh... suffered I, and stuffed I all my rage inside
'n now it oozes out like a depression sty!

1960 Junior Quarterbacks witnessed canon runs,
as you stacked up pass play yardage to record sums

You became our idol in Rice Stadium,
Catching George Blanda's touchdown hail-Mary bombs.

To what felony have you succumbed?
How did you become just another

Nicotine stain on the history of humans?
Oh, Billy Cannon, I guess OJ isn't the only one.


I suppose I should keep my kids on track
"...Never idolize coveted half-back's;
and never let heroes get in your head" --

In conclusion, one last thing should be said:

That nitwits like Billy Cannon should have faked Euros instead!

(pd / Nov '07)


Click on the URL to read this article:

http://findarticles.com/

An utter disaster - former football star Billy Cannon


Sporting News, The, May 29, 1995 by Michael J. Goodman
"Dr. Billy Abb Cannon -- Louisiana football legend, confessed counterfeiter -- waves me into the tiny, cluttered cubicle he calls his orthodontist office. Outside, his waiting room is empty of both staff and clients. As usual...
Cheap green and yellow vinyl chairs hooked together line the walls. One hundred or so magazines are piled on white Formica coffee tables. Esquire, People, Family Journal. The magazines on top are dated April and May of 1994. Many are addressed to someone other than Cannon. The toilet and sink in the bathroom are splotched with rust..... (click the site to read the rest...)





"...Again, it seems, Cannon will embarrass, disappoint and betray the football-obsessed fans of this state capital strung along the Mississippi River. Many, if not most, still cling to the glory Cannon gave them and LSU: the 1958 national championship. The 89-yard punt return for a touchdown to beat hated Ole Miss in 1959...


"Physically, Cannon still oozes power. Big, burly, with a meaty face, square jaw, cropped jock haircut. His hatred of the media is clear during the 30 minutes he endures my presence. His eyes glitter with suspicion. His voice is edged with contempt. His smile through pressed, colorless lips is more of a smirk and sneer...



"Sheridan adds: 'The sad, the pathetic thing, the pity of it is that Dr. Cannon is a good orthodontist." Sheridan thought for a moment. "But I'll have to admit, Dr. Cannon is the only dentist I've ever known who chews tobacco.'" (Goodman, MJ, May,1995)

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Hey! I reckon I'm an Oilers' fan and a Google man






Drove through Tennessee
found my family
'came plain to me:

Hey big brother
you're the bridge
I'm the span
Where have all the Oilers gone?
...gone to Tennessee everyone...
Hey! Uncle Chuck
You're the needle
I'm the thread

Hey! little daughter
you're the spring
in my step

Hey! little son
you're the awe
in the some

Hey! Ole' Pop
you're the stock
I'm the block

Hey big sister
you're the pistol
I'm the shell

Hey momma 'n poppa
you're the pair
I'm the prayer

Hey children
you're the sleep
I'm the deep
Hey Sweetie Pie
You're the hero
I'm the worship!

Honey bunches of oats;
you're pepper
I'm the salt...

Hey old friends we're apart
but I'm still an Oilers fan
and now a Google man
>>pd
Photos: left -- George Reeves, Superman; right -- Billy Cannon. Are they the same person?

References
YEAH, THAT'S A PICTURE of George Reeves at left, probably taken years before he first donned the tights of Superman. When I watch those shows, I'm still amazed how good he is, playing an impossible role but maintaining a certain "twinkle" that kept him above the material and rock-bottom budget. The making of that show — and many of Superman's other screen appearances — were recounted expertly in a book entitled Superman: From Serial to Cereal by Gary Grossman. Others have followed in Gary's footsteps, often delving heavily (and not always responsibly) into the mystery of Reeves' death, but this book is still the best. You can get a sampling — and even order your own copy — over at Gary's website, http://www.supermanbook.com/.
Pictured above on the right is: William Abb "Billy" Cannon (born August 2, 1937) is an All-American and 1959 Heisman Trophy winner from Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge, and one of the American Football League's most celebrated players.
He was born in Philadelphia, Mississippi, and moved to Baton Rouge when his father got a job there during World War II. He graduated from Istrouma High School.


Billy Cannon later became an orthodontist and subsequently served time in federal prison for counterfeiting U.S. dollar bills that he stored in ice chests, buired in the backyard of one of the houses he owned and rented out. Because of this incident, he was not inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame. His life is claimed to be the vaguely disguised subject matter of the novel (and subsequent motion picture) Everybody's All-American by sportswriter Frank Deford, although Deford denies this.


Cannon's Heisman Trophy is displayed at T.J. Ribs restaurant in Baton Rouge. Cannon has eaten for free there since 1986 when, short on cash, he sold the trophy to restaurant owner T. J. Moran.


Billy's son Billy Cannon, Jr. played linebacker for Texas A&M and was selected in the first round of the NFL draft in 1984, by the Dallas Cowboys.
>>pd

Blog Archive

SUNDAY :: bishop FM 105.9 Auckland



[Go To SOURCE]

Gary Grainger LIVE BluesShow from Auckland, 6 to 8PM LondonTime .... you listen too.

DISCLAIMER

: It is PROHIBITED by law to use our service or the information it provides to make decisions about consumer credit, employment, insurance, tenant screening, or for any other purpose subject to the Fair Credit Reporting Act, 15 USC 1681 et seq. MooPig Wisdom does not provide consumer reports and is not a consumer reporting agency. The information available on our website may not be 100% accurate, complete, or up to date, so do not use this information as a substitute for your own due diligence, especially if you have concerns about a person’s criminal history. MooPig Wisdom does not make any representation or warranty about the accuracy of the information available through our website or about the character or integrity of the person about whom you inquire. So dip your balls in turpentine and get rid of your own fleas before calling me out.

Ask Someone Who Cares -- SUCH AS SUCH MULCH

To report any abusive, obscene, defamatory, racist,
homophobic or threatening comments, or anything that may violate any applicable laws, please click
--ask_someone_who cares -- ASWC to report with pertinent details.

Anyone posting such material will be immediately mesquitte blackened over a very hot pit fire down at C and J's BBQ on Harvey-Elmo-Weedon Road, and permanently removed from all servers, its IP
owner will be locked in a small room with back issues of
The ECONOMIST, and one scratchy re-mix 8-track tape of Steely Dan's first album...
IP addresses might be recorded to aid us in enforcing these conditions, that is if we cared.

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"
GAZA by Pat Darnell for the Age of Attritionally Challenged

Email MooPigster Customers' Alert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CywR3ouHKP4
If you receive this post via email, you notice it is mostly 'blank'.
We at MooPig Surmise, that at this point, one either says:
"WOW, I'm off the hook, and don't have to pay any attention to that pesky MooPig STUFF!!"
-- OR --
"Hey, where is it ...?"
The answer is: "IT IS A youTUBE presentation"... and you will now click on the http above to go see this modern miracle of technology.

MooPig Wisdom is Your Life-Line to Parody:
24\7 -- We accept all Calls from Contestants

MPW Unique Value Proposition, UVP
Shards of Evidence ... Opinion and Editorial ... We Blunderbuss indigestible Ersatz of Readers' and Writers' ... Explain Strategies of quasi-firms... and some not so quasi ... 110% Proof
One Only
Advertisement Only One
Publisher of Satire ... Enemy to Bombast ... Very Swank ... More Fun to Write than to Read

MooPig Wisdom is online to provide spring board for writers.
MooPig is the Writers' Writer that encourages voice, content, and style. PD

Bill Gaines said it

Bill Gaines said it
"My staff and contributors create the magazine," declared Gaines. "What I create is the atmosphere."