So you want to be an Heiress Spokes-Model ? Eh?

It turns out heiress failed to represent her hair obligations to Hairtech Int'l. Now that company is bathing Hilton's head for damages. Acceptance of $3-1/2 million upfront contract, now is going to cost Paris $35 million ...

HEADLINER ::
Hilton embroiled in $35 million dollars' hair extension lawsuit
London  |   Aug 12  |  [SOURCE]   " ... Socialite Paris Hilton has been sued after allegedly failing to honour a contract requiring her to promote a line of hair extensions.

Hairtech International executives are suing Hilton for fraud and deceit, alleging her actions cost them a whopping USD 35 million (23.3 million pounds), reports TMZ.com.

The bosses at Hairtech claim they gave Hilton USD 3.5 million to become the spokesmodel of their "Dream Catchers" range of clip-in locks in 2007. ... (IANS. 08.12.2010; UK, London HERE) "

Beware dream girls and boys, you may reap what you didn't sow. The Hair Bosses are out to get you. Not every step sister is Cinderella.

"HAWT" is OAWT -- "HUGE" is what we say now !!

According to Paris Hilton
by Pat Darnell

Kathy Griffin was out shopping with Paris Hilton, when she mistakenly called a sequenced black gown "HAWT." Paris suddenly got expositor-icular and said "Do not say Hawt anymore, ever... it's HUGE... not Hawt... HUGE.. say HUGE."

"Okay... Okay," said Kathy Griffin who was trying to be an A-Lister for a day and actually out-spend Paris Hilton at the boutiques. When Kathy was checking out the cashier said: "That will be $14,250 for you Katy... and $12,500 for you Paris."

Kathy glanced over her shoulder, and stretched her face into a lip drop, and a few other comical mannerisms.. and said to the Cashier: "My name is Kathy -- Kathy Griffin.... I just thought you might read it off the credit card I just gave you for $14,000 of merchandise !!"

In her video journal afterwards she confided that she was almost in the A-Listings, up until when the cashier called her Katy. It turns out, Ms Griffin's goal of out-spending Paris Hilton had been achieved, but the two had only been to one boutique. "Drat."

Still a D-Lister, Kathy Griffin still bills her standup act that way: we don't know what to make of it all, Kathy.

[MooPig says "Prego" to Kathy Griffin for stumping her with free Publicity]

Pillar of Sorrow

[SOURCE]

Unlike it says in the Lonely Planet guidebook, when in Paris do not "Skip the musty museums of anatomy, paleontology..." at the natural history museum, if you have inclinations towards these fields or the history of science. The original-style arrays of extant specimens present comparative skeletal anatomy in its rawest form, and iconic fossil mounts are right there in front of you.

Hitlary needs a Shamrock in her Hat

The staff at MooPig has reached a consensus: all but one correspondent thinks Hillary should hire Paris Hilton as her Campaign Chairperson. Please read the following. It is an expose on why Gen JC Christian, our one dissenting field observer, is on the warpath about the Democrat's smear campaigns! Whaddya all think? >MPW


Gen. JC Christian, Patriot writes:
Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Hillary Clinton: Secret Vogonzuelan
Luke Esser, heterosexual
Chair, Washington State Republican Committee
Dear Chairman Esser,
I want to commend you and the state party for all the good work you've done spreading the word that Barak Obama is secretly a card carrying Islamunistofascist. I'm particularly delighted to see that the Clark County Republicans featured the story on the front page of their web site and that Cathy Colley, Chair of the Grays Harbor Republican Party, distributed it via an official email to inner and outer party members.

That said, I find it inexcusable that you are not also facilitating the distribution of this companion email about Hillary Klinton:

If you do not forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States... better heed this and pray about it and share it with everyone you know.

Who is Hillary Clinton

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton was born in MOSCOW, Idaho to Jose Chavez, a brown FOREIGNER, from Caracas, Venezuela and Prostetnic Vogon Zwentz, an ILLEGAL ALIEN from the planet Vogsphere in the Vogsol System of the Megabrantis Cluster. Hillary's parents met at the BOMB Shelter Tavern in PARIS, Idaho.

When Hillary was two years old, her parents divorced. Her father returned to Venezuela with her brother, Hugo, and her mother married a FREEMASON named CHARLES MANSON Rodham. When Hillary was six years old, the family relocated to the planet Vogsphere, where Hillary studied poetry at a MONTESSORI school in Vogtavia.

Hillary takes great care to conceal the fact that she is half Vogon, half Venezuelan, and the sister of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a known LATTE DRINKER and lapsed CATHOLIC. She is also quick to point out that her Vogon past has nothing to do with her brother's acquisition of Vogon BATTLE CRUISERS, and that her sudden interest in relaxing trade restrictions on dilithium crystals for Venezuela is simply an example of her commitment to free trade.

Hillary will NOT sing along when a Toby Keith is played at an event. Instead she will pretend to cough while uttering the words "blow me" into her hand. Let us all remain alert concerning Hillary's expected presidential candidacy.

Please give as much effort to distributing this as you gave to the Obama smear.

Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot at 12:29 AM