"HAWT" is OAWT -- "HUGE" is what we say now !!

According to Paris Hilton
by Pat Darnell

Kathy Griffin was out shopping with Paris Hilton, when she mistakenly called a sequenced black gown "HAWT." Paris suddenly got expositor-icular and said "Do not say Hawt anymore, ever... it's HUGE... not Hawt... HUGE.. say HUGE."

"Okay... Okay," said Kathy Griffin who was trying to be an A-Lister for a day and actually out-spend Paris Hilton at the boutiques. When Kathy was checking out the cashier said: "That will be $14,250 for you Katy... and $12,500 for you Paris."

Kathy glanced over her shoulder, and stretched her face into a lip drop, and a few other comical mannerisms.. and said to the Cashier: "My name is Kathy -- Kathy Griffin.... I just thought you might read it off the credit card I just gave you for $14,000 of merchandise !!"

In her video journal afterwards she confided that she was almost in the A-Listings, up until when the cashier called her Katy. It turns out, Ms Griffin's goal of out-spending Paris Hilton had been achieved, but the two had only been to one boutique. "Drat."

Still a D-Lister, Kathy Griffin still bills her standup act that way: we don't know what to make of it all, Kathy.

[MooPig says "Prego" to Kathy Griffin for stumping her with free Publicity]