MooPig Porn Department :: "Huff Post -- 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked"

Porn Driven Media Eaters
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  June 1, 2014  |  Bryan TX

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Huff Post tempts us with a fetching title. What ever do they mean. Well, they're right. My Online Dictionary says: "...television programs, magazine, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a nonsexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience. For Example: 'a thrilling throwback to the golden age of disaster movies—weather porn of the highest order' ... "

That opens up lots of avenues for gaffes and giggles. Read the referenced article ...

The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked: "These days, a beautiful photo of a sandwich isn't just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and a snazzy photo of a Mercedes isn't just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They're porn, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. It's not quite clear when we started using the word "porn" to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can't beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness."

'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
We are ravenous "porn" driven media eaters. And there is no change in sight.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/best-porn_n_5337066.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

MooPig Heifer Department :: "Female Sexuality"

Women Rule the Herd
Matriculated by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 21, 2013  |  Bryan TX

[Kindle Price $2.99]

A New Book... it is calling to me from out there. And ...

I would like to leave a message about this, but the Mrs is calling and I have to attend to her base, animalistic and ravenous desires.

Book Title: “What Do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire” by Daniel Bergner

EXCERPT
Question to Author: " ... You point out some remarkable ways that scientists have ignored evidence suggesting that women — and female animals — are far from passive when it comes to sex and are in fact often initiators. Do you have a favorite example of this? ... "

" ... Author: I really do. Deidrah, a rhesus monkey, a member of the species that we sent into space in the ’60s as our doubles, to see how well we would survive, is one of my favorite characters in the book. I went down and spent a while at a primatology center with a scientist who was trying to take the blinders off the way we see the sexuality of our closest ancestors. And what I learned was that for decades, despite evidence to the contrary, scientists had painted primate sex as male dominated. Males are the initiators; females the sort of almost indifferent receivers.

" ... But standing next to this scientist Kim Wallen, it was clear that that was not at all true — almost comically so. We spent a day following Deidrah, a relatively tranquil, low-key female monkey, who was nevertheless relentlessly stalking — sexually stalking — her object of desire. If there’s any objectification going on in the monkey kingdom, it’s the females objectifying the males, chasing them, and sort of all but forcing them. It wasn’t just Deidrah, of course — it was all the female monkeys that we were following, and it was just alarming how we could be so sure of this other reality, and blind to the truth that was just staring us right in the face. So that was one example of our blindness to female sexuality and, ultimately I think, our fear of it. ..."

The Truth About Female Desire: It’s Base, Animalistic and Ravenous | Alternet: "Bergner, and the leading sex researchers he interviews, argue that women’s sexuality is not the rational, civilized and balancing force it’s so often made out to be — that it is base, animalistic and ravenous, everything we’we've told ourselves about male sexuality. As one researcher tells Bergner of all the restrictions put on female sexuality: “Those barriers are a testament to the power of the drive itself. It’s a pretty incredible testament. Because the drive must be so strong to override all of that.” “Women’s desire — its inherent range and innate power — is an underestimated and constrained force, even in our times, when all can seem so sexually inundated, so far beyond restriction,” he writes."

'via Blog this'

A REVIEW
scryberwitch • 7 months ago −
Good studies, valid studies, will always have qualifiers. Especially when the subject being studied is something as variable and subjective as sexuality. His qualifications (of his statements) should not, does not, invalidate the study.
That said, as an actual woman with an actual libido, the headline is right. Why else have patriarchal societies done so many things to "tame" that wild libido of ours? It's so powerful that it threatens insecure, patriarchal men. However, enlightened men find it super hot...

CONCLUSION
I'm enlightened!



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http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/truth-about-female-desire-its-base-animalistic-and-ravenous
http://www.amazon.com/What-Do-Women-Want-Adventures/dp/0061906085

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Sage Advice for the Uninitiated"

Please Read This
Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 14, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Sex Advice from a 98-Year-Old - Esquire - Esquire: EXCERPT  | ...
"Did you have lots of boyfriends growing up in the 1930s?

I never had boyfriend trouble. I always had plenty of guys. Always.

You've been married three times. Tell me about the first.

Oh, Christ. The first time was right after I graduated from prep school. I was seventeen years old—what did I know about living? Nothing. He wasn't for me but I married him anyway. I didn't know any better. I had my kids with him, so it was worth it. Then I divorced him. Then someone fixed me up with a man from Chattanooga. He was the cheapest son of a bitch that ever lived. So I divorced him, too. ... "

'via Blog this'

Continue Reading Interview HERE:

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See also: COMMENTS below article ... EXCERPT  |  Dewey Gaedcke · UT Austin

" ... To all the people who use the word "slut" to deride to a woman, I'd like to say that I'd prefer a partner who's in her body and shamelessly knows what she wants over some incredibly narrow minded and self-righteous "thinker" who cannot see beyond the really nonsensical stereotypes they had crammed into their vulnerable minds when they were 6 years old---women have the same rights to explore, experiment and discover their preferences as men do and anyone who believes differently has really rigid thinking skills---and with regard to "home-wrecker", it's the husband who has the agreement with his wife---to imagine that the home/relationship was intact and loving up and until he cheated is just more really simplistic and narrow thinking---not to mention ignoring the crazy shit his wife may be doing to which our surface oriented culture has no label to describe or even recognize---dynamics between people are incredibly complex and if you cant move beyond black and white thinking, spend some time looking at yourself and see what's going on with that... "

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http://www.esquire.com/women/advice-98-year-old?click=smart&kw=ist&src=smart&mag=ESQ&link=http://www.esquire.com/women/advice-98-year-old
http://www.utne.com/politics/elderly-population-expansion.aspx#axzz2kfuRdAd5
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like.html
http://io9.com/5856158/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like-porn-stars

MooPig Cage Match #43 :: "Syphilis vs. HIV"

Sexually bent politicians in denial of their sexuality to the public are a threat to their own country and policies.
by Pat Darnell and R. U. Positive  |  Nov 3, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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SYPHILIS  |  Did Lenin die from syphilis or by the hand of Joseph Stalin, who was diagnosed as a "paranoid hysteric" by a doctor he, Stalin, murdered for revealing this?

" ... Popular theory maintains Lenin died from the sexually-transmitted disease syphilis,
Historian believes Stalin was furious after Lenin sided with rival Trotsky (DAILY MAIL REPORTER. PUBLISHED: 08:37 EST, 4 May 2012. LINK)... "

See what we mean? The Internet is so cool like this. You can question "everything." An answer might be a hoax or satire, it might be dead on, but the game is superb fun. For arguments sake, Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924), Russian revolutionary had Syphilis during his lifetime, but may not have died from it. (y-ikki-peed-ya. LINK)

Which "sexually transmitted" disease wins in a head to head cage match? We think that the answer to that is available to us all, via the Internet. We can draw some conclusions from articles and decide this "match."

" ... Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease caused by bacterium. The route of transmission of syphilis is almost always through sexual contact ... Napoleon suffered from syphilis and probably died due to consumption of arsenic which was used for treatment for syphilis during that time ... It is believed that George Washington had syphilis and he died because of it. However, there is no medical evidence to back up this claim ...Franz Schubert, born on January 31, 1797, battled syphilis since 1822...The cause of his death was consumption of mercury which was a common treatment of syphilis in 19th century. (history dot com. nd 2012. LINK) ..."

From mixed sources:

• "... CDC estimates that, annually, 55,400 people in the United States get new syphilis infections.
• There were 46,042 reported new cases of syphilis in 2011, compared to 48,298 estimated new diagnoses of HIV infection and 321,849 cases of gonorrhea in 2011. ... 
• Syphilis caused 0.3% of all deaths worldwide in 2002 or 25 deaths per million people..."

" ... Much of the extraordinary detail we now have about syphilis is a result of the Aids crisis. Just when we thought antibiotics, the pill and more liberal attitudes had taken the danger and shame out of sexual behaviour, the arrival out of nowhere of an incurable, fatal, highly contagious sexual disease challenged medical science, triggered a public-health crisis and re-awoke a moral panic. (Sarah Dunant. The Guardian, Friday 17 May 2013. LINK)..."

Therefore, historically, if the syphilis bacterium doesn't get you, the cure surely will. By the way, do not look up Google Images for "Syphilis" if you are a sensitive viewer ... it is grotesque.

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HIV infection does not spread by casual contact, mosquitoes, touching or hugging.

PHOTO from 2011  |  "David Dean Smith, 51, turned himself into police, claiming he had intentionally exposed “thousands” of sex partners to HIV. (AMANDA MIKELBERG. FRIDAY,  DECEMBER 30, 2011. LINK)
"He hits drifters," said an alleged victim. "He hits people who are young. He hits young women, and from what I understand, he hits men too. Those are his targets."

HIV  | " ... By 1953 the Eisenhower administration proposed eliminating the social hygienists and their PHS (Public health service) venereal disease program since they felt their job was essentially done. But syphilis along with other sexually transmitted infections like gonorrhea, herpes, chlamydia, and AIDS returned. (Dr Ananya Mandal, MD. November 3, 2013. LINK)..."

" ... AIDS stands for acquired immune deficiency syndrome and is the final stage of the infection caused by the virus called HIV or Human Immunodeficiency Virus. The virus causes severe damage to the immune system (Dr Ananya Mandal, MD. November 3, 2013. LINK)..."

"AIDS is caused by HIV infection. The virus attacks the immune system leaving the individual susceptible to life-threatening infections and cancers. Common bacteria, yeast, parasites, and viruses that usually do not cause serious disease in people with healthy immune systems can turn deadly for AIDS patients."

HIV is transmitted through blood, semen, tainted transfusions, sharing tainted needles, breast feeding, and "is transmitted by sexual contact including unprotected oral, vaginal, and anal sex."

"Statistics: Worldwide

• More than 35 million people now live with HIV/AIDS.
• 3.3 million of them are under the age of 15.
• In 2012, an estimated 2.3 million people were newly infected with HIV.
• 260,000 were under the age of 15.
• Every day nearly 6,300 people contract HIV—nearly 262 every hour.
• In 2012, 1.6 million people died from AIDS.
• 210,000 of them were under the age of 15.
• Since the beginning of the epidemic, more than 75 million people have contracted HIV and nearly 36 million have died of HIV-related causes. (UNAIDS report on the global AIDS epidemic 2013; UNAIDS Fact Sheet 2013. (Last updated October 2013) LINK) ."

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MooPig Gruesome Department is asking for this Cage Match #43 because it now believes that cultures who feel threatened will resort to chemical/bio, or bacteria/virus, weapons of mass destruction to defeat their enemies. The precedent has been set many times during world history, recently in various locations in USA, Iraq, and Japan, to name a few... and by recent doings in Syria.

Did historical figures spread syphilis to its enemies, like David Dean Smith spread HIV to his sex partners on purpose? 'Rules of War' no longer include "... will not use chemical/bio weapons..." or does it? Currently " ... The threat that biological agents will be used on both military forces and civilian populations is now more likely than it was at any other point in history (Nov 11, 2011. MarxPacE. LINK)..."

We at MooPig Enterprises admit we have been lately on a tear to publish a lot of articles about disasters occurring in our world today. Mostly, we are responding to a plethora of information that before the Internet phenom was not available to us middle, secondary researcher, bloggers. In fact before Internet, research was only available in books, lots of books, and in research papers that had to be purchased.

For those of us who love research, even as a hobby, the Internet has opened all the doors that were closed. We thought from the beginning of MooPig Wisdom in 2006, that our mission would be to encourage other writers. After trial and error we developed, hopefully, a suitable format for Internet secondary research to accomplish that goal. MooPig Research and Development Department reports that MooPig Wisdom's pageview averages have begun to grow. Even though MooPig Wisdom is founded in mediocrity, it averaged 400 pageviews a day. Now we average about 620 pageviews per day... and increase of 35%.

We noticed that our run on disasters is not very popular out there. We find that it is more popular if we run headline stories from daily mail and news sites. If we continue to challenge our readers, all three of them, with scary extinction level event stories, MooPig Wisdom will be lost in antiquity, sold in flea markets, and remembered for its bombastic attacks on government, corporations, and Stalin. True?

We don't care, and by the way, ask someone who cares, ASWC! We don't care if no one reads our blog! Yes, that is a double negative, and it means just that. Because we all know that Joseph Stalin was five foot one inch dictator who was also a Zionist, son of Baron Edmond de Rothschild and the brother of Chairman Mao. Stalin also poisoned Lenin, so that he could lead in the genocide of his people. True?

CONCLUSION
This Cage Match #43 will end in a "Split Decision;" it will be a "Draw." If humans resort to biological weapons as a way to "destroy" other humans, there is little left to ponder. No one escapes introduction of toxic viruses and bacteria to his environment. Syphilis killed millions, HIV/AIDS killed millions.

"...Those who could buy treatments, also bought 'silence' – the confidentiality of the modern doctor/patient relationship has it roots in the treatment of syphilis. Shame is a powerful censor in history, and in its later stages syphilis, known as the "great imitator", mimics so many other diseases that it's easy to hide the truth. (Sarah Dunant. The Guardian, Friday 17 May 2013. LINK)..."

Our larger question – how might the diseases themselves have affected world leaders' political processes when dealing with their foes – is a tricky one. Like syphilis victims " ... Van Gogh paints skulls and Schubert's sublime last works are clearly suffused with the awareness of death."

For many governments, and institutions, and corporations, today business as usual has run its course. Security is being re-tooled as old commandments fade into oblivion. Most of the world's population can only sit and wait for the outcome.

Truth is stranger than anyone could make up.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/hiv-positive-man-intentionally-infected-thousands-partners-turns-article-1.999178
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/Ask+Someone+Who+Cares
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/06/moopig-narcissus-department-who-would.html
http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/10851474-syphilis-a-weapon-of-war
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139527/Vladamir-Lenin-poisoned-Joseph-Stalin-Russian-communism-founder-bumped-political-rival.html
http://www.whale.to/b/stalin_h.html
http://www.whale.to/c/edmond_de_rothschild.html
http://www.whale.to/b/hallett_b3.html
http://www.who.int/gho/hiv/en/
http://www.historyrocket.com/Famous-people/Famous-People-Who-Died-Of-Syphilis.html
http://thehumanmarvels.com/138/eugen-sandow-father-of-bodybuilding/strong
http://www.news-medical.net/health/What-is-HIVAIDS.aspx
http://www.news-medical.net/health/Syphilis-History.aspx
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2013/may/17/syphilis-sex-fear-borgias
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nightly-news/53429117/#53429117

MooPig City Desk Department ::

Now that the 2012 Election closes... I guess we should start a serious discussion. What about infrastructure?
by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 3, 2012  |  Bryan TX

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As I hear distant thunder rolling across the gentle hills of Texas Hill Country, no one is complaining. The only trouble is that it is too hot, but that always occurs before a cold front comes in.

In 1926, The National League of Cities, NLC, was founded. In this small town, Bryan TX, the concepts of "City" are not well known. There is not a body of  knowledge anywhere around town that shows concern or  planning as to the dangers approaching as the "Town" grows into a "City." Yes I am watching it happen as we speak.

For instance -- there is absolutely no activity in this town for adolescent youths. That's right, the children caught in Bryan TX in the tender first stages of "young men and women" have no outlet for their zeals for life and liberty. It's dismal. There is underage drinking, illicit sex, and drug abuse available... how about some other outlets for our young disenfranchised youth? Eh, Bryan TX?

Most of the NLC historical perspective can be read on numerous sites, included in the Reference section below. From WIKI, I would like to quote this:

"...NLC lobbies Congress on multiple issues, including city infrastructure, particularly transportation; supporting local energy efficiency and conservation efforts; strengthening and stabilizing the housing market; helping build stable families; supporting community safety; and reforming the country’s immigration system. NLC’s core lobbying principles include avoiding unfunded mandates, preserving local authority and protecting the intergovernmental partnership. (WIKI. HERE)... "

I think they made a mistake there in that last part of the statement... but I suppose "traffic" would be the number one concern for cities today. In that category "Modern City" we have Chicago as the second city, a place where New Yorkers say the buffalo still roam. I lived in Chicago for 18 years, and why I stayed so long, is because every year I would say "Well, this year has to be better than last year..." Not true. The biggest problem in the Big Onion is, and still is, traffic.

Chicago is a modern city like Houston is a modern city to Chicago. Include Dallas, Denver, all of municipal South Florida, Salt Lake City, in that discussion ... and you have opened a can of worms that spills out all over the place.

Utah Local News - Salt Lake City News, Sports, Archive - The Salt Lake Tribune: "Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker is gaining a national reputation as an environmental leader — so much so that he's making an international trip. Becker and officers from five other U.S. cities will travel to Hamburg, Germany, this week to share ideas with their European counterparts on green initiatives for cities. The exchange on sustainability is being organized by the National League of Cities, which will pay for Becker's trip, according to the Mayor's Office."

'via Blog this'

The slippery truth is "You can't Outsource Infrastructure."

Why don't we use this post as an introduction to the NLC? We will find out together what it means for the Modern City and all its Infrastructure.

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http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/politics/53924652-90/becker-cities-hamburg-sustainability.html.csp
https://www.google.com/webhp?rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS460US460&sourceid=chrome-instant&ie=UTF-8&ion=1#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_nf=3&tok=fNn1jM7hwai7VLJLnLrJ_A&cp=17&gs_id=o&xhr=t&q=national+league+of+cities&pf=p&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS460US460&sclient=psy-ab&oq=national+league+o&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=fb3f20bcb15e4a5&bpcl=37189454&ion=1&biw=1024&bih=667
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS460US460&biw=1024&bih=667&q=national+league+of+cities+v.+usery+brief&revid=1687749279&sa=X&ei=GNmUUJ3eEKGO2wX6loCgAw&sqi=2&ved=0CG8Q1QIoAA
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS460US460&biw=1024&bih=667&q=national+association+of+counties&revid=1687749279&sa=X&ei=GNmUUJ3eEKGO2wX6loCgAw&sqi=2&ved=0CHAQ1QIoAQ
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS460US460&biw=1024&bih=667&q=national+league+of+cities+conference+2012&revid=1687749279&sa=X&ei=GNmUUJ3eEKGO2wX6loCgAw&sqi=2&ved=0CHIQ1QIoAw
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS460US460&biw=1024&bih=667&q=national+league+of+cities+membership&revid=1687749279&sa=X&ei=GNmUUJ3eEKGO2wX6loCgAw&sqi=2&ved=0CHMQ1QIoBA
http://lists.nextmark.com/market;jsessionid=600BCB9C606B8F65781544713A888DA6?page=order/online/datacard&id=286058
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/looting-main-street-20100331
https://www.planning.org/resourceszine/articleview.htm?ArticleID=9442

MooPig's "Who Would Win in a Bar Fight? #6"

John Wayne Gacy

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--OR--

Gerald Arthur "Jerry" Sandusky

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by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 19, 2011  |  Bryan TX

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_PENN_STATE_THE_SECOND_MILE?SITE=DEWIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
http://crazyhorsesghost.hubpages.com/hub/John_Wayne_Gacy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Sandusky
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/amid-sex-abuse-scandal-jerry-sandusky-tells-his-own-story-1662249/

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It's Thursday the 13th :: Time to take the QUIZ

Rerun for those in Denial
by Pat Darnell

MULTIPLE CHOICE ON 42 DIMENSIONS OF RATIONALE
Before we get started, dodgy participants cannot use any of these excuses:

Overheard at a real university somewhere in the U.S.:

• Was this a real test?
• I thought it was a practice test...you're not gonna count that score are you?
• Can I earn extra credit?
• I wasn't here for the test. I'll bring a doctor's excuse next week...
• You want to "GRADE" our homework?!?!!
• I didn't have money for the textbook so I'm borrowing a friend's...
• I didn't have money for the workbook so I'm borrowing a friend's...
• I didn't have the workbook so I helped (insert name here) do their homework. Can't you just give me the same grade they earned?
• If I do well on the final, I'll still pass the course, right? (Dr J; November 17, 2008)
  

Answer all Questions correctly and possibly win an amazing Spider Enzione 2000 valve....


It's Friday the 13th, 2009
It's Thursday the 13th, 2010

Today's Subject: "... illicit sexual relations... , are you daft?"

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Question 1
"May they be cursed in town and cursed in the fields. May their barns be cursed and may their bones be cursed. May the fruit of their loins... [Loin [n] 1) The part of the body of a human or quadruped on either side of the backbone and between the ribs and hips] ... Be cursed as well as the fruit of their lands".

Is pre-marital sex often associated with these words – malediction, curse, loin, ruined, and fruit?

a__ French monks of the Middle Ages hurled curses like these at their enemies, seeking supernatural assistance when no secular judge could help them.
b__ Yes, and Goblins
c__ Yes, and Gargoyles
d__ Marquis du Sade would have
e__ blithely, yes, and sexy duck too

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Question 2
Consider the following track record of a famous Hollywood Starlette, Ashley Judd:
"During the 1990s, Judd dated baseball player Brady Anderson, singers Lyle Lovett and Michael Bolton, and actors Matthew McConaughey and Robert De Niro. In December 1999, she became engaged to Scottish auto racer Dario Franchitti, who was at the time driving in Champ Car World Series (he has since raced in Indy Cars and NASCAR). The two were married at Skibo Castle, near Dornoch, Scotland, on December 12, 2001. (wki)"

Which statement below most matches Ashley Judd’s pre-marital activities?
a__ Teddy Bears' Picnic
b__ Obama Doctrine: Spreading the Wealth
c__ looking for Mr Good Bar
d__ Happy Birthday Mr President, this bun in the oven is yours...
e__ none of the above
f__ "Play Ball!"

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Question 3
Considering now the sex life of Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska:

In 1988, she eloped with her childhood sweetheart Todd Palin. According to her mother, she believed that her parents "couldn't afford a big white wedding.” Todd Palin works for the London-based oil company BP as an oil-field production operator and owns a commercial fishing business.
Palin describes herself as a hockey mom. The Palins have five children. (wki)

Which statement below most matches Gov Sarah Palin’s pre-marital activities?

a__ business-like
b__ sturdy
c__ what one can say is Iowa bred, Alaska fed
d__ school kid libido with a happy ending
e__ unlike Ashley Judd's whoring and gold-digging, looking for a replacement father image to cope with fortune and self-idolizing... ooops
f__ all of the above

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Question 4
What is the best reference for studying divorce rates in the world of marriage?

a__ Mein Kompf
b__ Frodo
c__ Queen Mother
d__ 'al Jazeera News
e__ COSMO, Oprah, and Sue Johanson
f__ where to write for Vital Records
g__ none of the above

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Question 5
On February 29th, 2012, the sun will rise:

a__ according to the Farmers 2010 Almanac, "on schedule"
b__ when the Ox pulls the cart across the face of the Moon
c__ don't be ridiculous
d__ from the East
e__ a and d

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Question 6
Women usually menstruate in sequence with what frequency:

a__ according to the Farmers 2010 Almanac -- "on schedule"
b__ when the Ox pulls the cart across the face of the Moon
c__ don't be ridiculous
d__ from the East
e__ a and d

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Question 7
March 13, 2016 is also:

a__ the day Caesar died
b__ the day the Music died
c__ Friday
d__ omitted due to superstitions about the number 13
e__ mightier than the sword of a Sword Fish caught on that day
f__ this picture of the pig and goose is really, really illicit...
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Question 8
January 18, 2008, Miyoko Fujimori of Shop Erotic was interviewed. Here is a snippet -- read and then pick best answer:

"Dethroner: When did Shop Erotic first hit the airwaves? [SOURCE]

"Miyoko: Shop Erotic first aired two years ago, and at that time we showed romance products mostly! [So strap-on scorpion vibrators with attached "anal stingers" aren't romantic? Romance is dead. -Ed.]

Dethroner: You guys seem so pleasantly clinical about all of the products I’ve seen. (Which isn’t a bad thing.) Is there any product that’s just been so odd that it’s been hard to talk about on the air?

Miyoko: We try to stay extremely clinical—it’s still TV! But I think that’s part of the appeal of the show. It takes away any old stigmas that we might have learned growing up. There are some products that can be difficult to talk about. Aria’s Pleaser was a tough one to shoot. Andrea and I were laughing so hard, it took a few minutes to calm down enough to present it seriously!"

a__ Shop erotic is responsible for social reform and bringing sexual freedom to masses through television
b__ Shop Erotic is there to make money, using any tactic it can, while pushing inferior products at manufacturer's suggested retail prices
c__ is a vision of Rupe Murdoch's
d__ sells its client list to Satan

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Question 9
Today's Subject: "Hey, all young people learn first to enjoy illicit sexual relations... so what would you expect the divorce rate to be other wise for monogamous marital relations? and Less sneaking around?"

a__ HuNH? Is there any other kind of sex?
b__ ...get out of the Men's Locker room!
c__ with or without conspicuous underage drinking?
d__ The supposition to the preposition is inaccurate
e__ Domini ad Infinitum: first order of bidness: "go forth you frothing whores and bloody bastards, and proliferate..."
f__ See question number two

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Question 10
Bull elephants have been tested in order to understand:

a__ why his scat smells better than yours
b__ is prone to stampede during certain times of the year
c__ though in captivity still is prone to follow his instincts
d__ that at mating time he will have 60 times the usual amounts of testosterone flowing through his body
e__ all of the above
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Question BONUS:

Your illicit sex partner is being introduced first time to your: Mom and Dad, Wife or Husband, pet horse, Gov Malajovich, or the upstairs Maid... you are not sure how to keep it from being a psychotic event for yourself. Remember that misdirection is a major tool to use for happy illicit sex...

Best introductions for this occasion might be as this writer says --

"I like character intros that are a little less on the nose, a little more sleight-of-hand. Revelation by misdirection, or contrast with another character in the same room, perhaps. A slight idiosyncrasy that hints at the whole iceberg lurking beneath an otherwise unruffled ocean." (Read, Cornelia, [http://www.nakedauthors.com/2008/06/rhymes-with-duck-redux.html]

If you agree, pick the best approach for the introduction from these choices:

"Hi, I'm [name...here] and this is [name...here]... and ... He\She\It thinks"

a__ One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president and nine Supreme Court justices - 545 human beings out of 235 million - are directly, legally, morally and individually responsible for domestic problems that plague this country.(Smiley, P; [SOURCE]

b__ I think my brother and I both ended up here in America due to early conditioning at home. It wasn’t just the fact that my dad loved cowboy movies, or my mother’s stories of those lovely US airmen who bought her chocolates on her seventeenth birthday at a time when there were no chocolates to be had in London – it was pretty much one big bomb site at the time (I’ve told that story here before). There was a certain respect for America, a sense that without America, where would we be? America was the place where everyone wanted to know your name, where the cars were that big – and you should see the size of their refrigerators! (Winspear, J; [SOURCE])

c__ MUSIC FOR A RECESSION: With the economy in the toilet, you might prefer to listen to upbeat tunes. Not me. I like music to reflect the times. Here's one my favorites for cooking a can of beans over an open fire: James McMurtry's
"We Can't Make It Here." McMurtry is the son of Pulitzer Prize winning author Larry McMurtry ("Lonesome Dove"), but you knew that. (Levine, Paul; [SOURCE])

d__ She is eighteen.

e__ He\she\it is deaf mute.

f__ She\He\It is French... [See question one.]

[the end]
Please close your books, put down your pencils, and  fold your hands, someone will be around to pick up your test -- pd

Mr Big is Big Daddy now, Age 53

My Wife will not read my Blog Unless I plug this Man on it... and do some certain things to keep her favor:


Christopher Noth, famous for his role as Mr. Big on the hit television series Sex and the City, has announced the birth of his son Orion with Tara Wilson. Orion was born weighing 7 pounds and 10 ounces. Prior to his baby’s birth, Noth reprised his role as Carrie’s (played by Sarah Jessica Parker) boyfriend in the film version of the HBO hit.

From the NY Daily News: “I am happy to confirm that Chris Noth and Tara Wilson are the proud parents of a happy and healthy baby boy. Chris and Tara are thrilled and all are doing well,” the actor’s rep said. Noth, 53, met Wilson when she was working at his New York bar, The Cutting Room, in 2002.

[Source]

Yes, dear we both males are the same age, and you coulda'... easily been a contender if I hadn't handcuffed you in front of witnesses, and taken you to Cook County Court house back in 12/1992... no?