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Sunday, December 22, 2013

MooPig Heifer Department :: "Female Sexuality"

Women Rule the Herd
Matriculated by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 21, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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A New Book... it is calling to me from out there. And ...

I would like to leave a message about this, but the Mrs is calling and I have to attend to her base, animalistic and ravenous desires.

Book Title: “What Do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire” by Daniel Bergner

EXCERPT
Question to Author: " ... You point out some remarkable ways that scientists have ignored evidence suggesting that women — and female animals — are far from passive when it comes to sex and are in fact often initiators. Do you have a favorite example of this? ... "
" ... Author: I really do. Deidrah, a rhesus monkey, a member of the species that we sent into space in the ’60s as our doubles, to see how well we would survive, is one of my favorite characters in the book. I went down and spent a while at a primatology center with a scientist who was trying to take the blinders off the way we see the sexuality of our closest ancestors. And what I learned was that for decades, despite evidence to the contrary, scientists had painted primate sex as male dominated. Males are the initiators; females the sort of almost indifferent receivers.

" ... But standing next to this scientist Kim Wallen, it was clear that that was not at all true — almost comically so. We spent a day following Deidrah, a relatively tranquil, low-key female monkey, who was nevertheless relentlessly stalking — sexually stalking — her object of desire. If there’s any objectification going on in the monkey kingdom, it’s the females objectifying the males, chasing them, and sort of all but forcing them. It wasn’t just Deidrah, of course — it was all the female monkeys that we were following, and it was just alarming how we could be so sure of this other reality, and blind to the truth that was just staring us right in the face. So that was one example of our blindness to female sexuality and, ultimately I think, our fear of it. ..."
The Truth About Female Desire: It’s Base, Animalistic and Ravenous | Alternet: "Bergner, and the leading sex researchers he interviews, argue that women’s sexuality is not the rational, civilized and balancing force it’s so often made out to be — that it is base, animalistic and ravenous, everything we’we've told ourselves about male sexuality. As one researcher tells Bergner of all the restrictions put on female sexuality: “Those barriers are a testament to the power of the drive itself. It’s a pretty incredible testament. Because the drive must be so strong to override all of that.” “Women’s desire — its inherent range and innate power — is an underestimated and constrained force, even in our times, when all can seem so sexually inundated, so far beyond restriction,” he writes."

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A REVIEW
scryberwitch • 7 months ago −
Good studies, valid studies, will always have qualifiers. Especially when the subject being studied is something as variable and subjective as sexuality. His qualifications (of his statements) should not, does not, invalidate the study.
That said, as an actual woman with an actual libido, the headline is right. Why else have patriarchal societies done so many things to "tame" that wild libido of ours? It's so powerful that it threatens insecure, patriarchal men. However, enlightened men find it super hot...

CONCLUSION
I'm enlightened!



______________________Reference
http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/truth-about-female-desire-its-base-animalistic-and-ravenous
http://www.amazon.com/What-Do-Women-Want-Adventures/dp/0061906085

Saturday, September 07, 2013

MooPig Free Range Grazing Rights Department :: "Porn and HIV"

Sensitive Types may find today's Topic Offensive: ... Porn Actors are Positive for HIV
by Pat Darnell  |  Sep 7, 2013  |  Bryan TX


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Michael Weinstein, whose Aids Healthcare Foundation led the successful 2012 campaign to require condoms in porn productions in Los Angeles County, expressed dismay at the new infection.
"I'm sad for the person involved," he said. "But I'm really sad for our community, that we're treating these people as utterly disposable."
Porn star's positive HIV test prompts calls for industry shutdown | Culture | theguardian.com: "A US-based porn actor has tested positive for HIV, the third such case reported in less than three weeks, leading a Los Angeles-based trade group for adult filmmakers to call a fresh nationwide moratorium on productions."

'via Blog this'

Yeah, sure, the USA without porn is like the USA without toilet paper. 'Mareicans ... one of the most sexually repressed populations ever to live on earth ... would scream for their toilet paper, and porn, like crack babies. Face it, HIV hasn't killed enough people for 'Mareicans to care about fixing the problem.
"While we don't have evidence to suggest an on-set transmission as opposed to a transmission from non-industry (off-camera) related activity, we are taking every measure to determine the source and to protect the performer pool," the Free Speech Coalition said in a statement. The group quickly called for another moratorium on porn productions to remain in effect indefinitely, Cachapero said. (Reuters in Los Angeles theguardian.com, Saturday 7 September 2013)
CONCLUSION
Porn actors have HIV.


_______________Reference
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/sep/07/porn-actor-tests-positive-hiv
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/aug/25/us-porn-industry-actor-hiv
http://www.theguardian.com/world/los-angeles
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2012/jan/17/los-angeles-porn-actors-condoms
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/aug/25/nordic-hotel-petter-stordalen-pornography-tv
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/aug/25/us-porn-industry-actor-hiv
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/02/lusty-lady-unionized-peep-show-in-trouble
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/04/fifty-shades-grey-hunnam-johnson-protest
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/sep/05/gove-clegg-internet-pornography
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/pornography
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/sep/07/porn-actor-tests-positive-hiv
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/porn-industry-suspends-filming-hiv-scare-article-1.1433995

Saturday, January 28, 2012

MooPig's Piracy Department :: "Pictures Pirated that pay Off"

by Pat Darnell | Jan 27, 2012 | Bryan TX

MooPig "Idiocy Department" recently told the "Piracy Department" that these few pictures, shown below, attract the most viewers. That's right -- a little girl riding an alligator, a Colombian Street Party, I don't know what two clothed people in a modified Lazy Boy, Junior with Senior, Fonzie on ski's -- these pirated photos bring in 88% of the views here at MooPig. What the other 8000 photo's [not all pirated] do we don't know.

MooPig Statistics are provided by Google Blogger Dudes. MooPig has about 800 views per day, and about 26,500 views per month average. For a blog that is sand bagged, has fake third parties, and possibly guilty of piracy on several layers... it remains one of life's mysteries how we get that many views per day!


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http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/08/whats-score.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/06/q-and-for-mid-morning-picker-up-per.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2009/12/at-message-leave-beep-please.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2010/05/you-might-suffer-if-you-make-more-money.html

Sunday, January 22, 2012

MooPig Site Review :: Escapism "FFFF" internal bleeding

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Are you Sick of the Status Quo?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Jan 22, 2012 | Bryan TX

Are we tired of Government junkets, bailouts, Obamacare, Patriot Act, tax increases, and foreign wars? Are we ever!

We need our escapes. And we need them without delay. So we look deeper into the curvy avenues of our Internet. We find electronic mash ups; and fakery to indulge in. Say yes to Escapism.

MooPig floats through the Internet with an eye for escape routes, like many others do. We are setting standards for strategic principles that drive quality and effectiveness. Yes, and, looking for that structure that supports our own message, and developments.

We want desperately to be COOL! Even if we have to be mopish, dole, or fiendish and raunchy. Or, our name is not Bill Due.

Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters - review and pictures | Internal Bleeding: "What do you get when you cross an Indonesian women’s wrestling movie, Troma Entertainment, and an action star who talks like Elvis? You get one of the funniest redubs in film history… Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters! FFFF is the story of Bambi, an exceptional Greco-roman wrestler on her way to the top. Unfortunately her brother has come down with a fatal case of dickosis, a made-up ailment where a buildup of semen goes straight to your brain. The only remedy is surgery, or oral release by a hooker. It’s a shame, but I guess there aren’t any 10 year old prostitutes in the Philippines… I had heard differently!"

'via Blog this'
Monkeyface: If I was going to write a college thesis on the subject of low budget action flicks this would be my closing argument! I mean come on, you would have to include Indonesian cinema, Cynthia Rothrock, and Peter O’Brian. This movie just screams bad story, worse acting, big explosions, and a ton of off the wall fight scenes. It's just all about entertainment and ridiculous stunts, something I love! 


_________________Reference
http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/06/ferocious-female-freedom-fighters/
http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/12/angel-of-fury-aka-triple-cross/

Monday, September 20, 2010

Cambodian monk jailed for filming women

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[TEXT SOURCE]

Buddhist monks are revered in Cambodia, where Buddhists make up more than 90 per cent of the population.

There are more than 55,000 monks across the country, which has 4300 temple complexes.

Net Khai, 37, was sentenced to one year in prison for producing and distributing pornography after allegations emerged that he taped more than 600 women pouring sacred water over themselves in a pagoda bathroom.

Net Khai was arrested in June at his pagoda in the Cambodian capital and was subsequently stripped of his religious status.
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"I've got no game with the girls ..."  Khai could be heard saying. [not really; we added that one]

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Luggage Models :: "We All Need Foolproof Top Ten Tips on Occasion ... No?"




May 8: whatever lifts your luggage



Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker, renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired, when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."


WEBLETTER | Your weekly newsletter from AARP
Volume 14, issue 19 | May 6, 2010

10 Ideas for a Romantic Escape

Feel it's time to rediscover your special someone all over again? Try these tips to plan your sensual getaway. You'll see that finding the right environment makes a big difference!
[SOURCE]
Your Great Sex Weekend
By Dr. Pepper Schwartz
There is no doubt about it, vacation is a good time to catch up on sex. During the workweek, we are often so busy, and so grumpy, that if sex happens, it is usually not state of the art—and notice that "if."

1) Plan ahead of time so that expectations and reality have something in common. If you want a cute bed-and-breakfast, that is fine. But find out whether or not you have your own bathroom or if you are right next to another couple (too inhibiting). Look up the reviews to see if people liked the way it looked once they got there. Pictures can be deceiving.

2) To avoid rush hour, leave on Friday afternoon if you can, instead of Friday night. If you are hassled and frustrated while getting out of town, those feelings can spill over on the weekend. Who needs to start down in a hole trying to climb out?

3) Pick a place you both will love. If he hates chintz, do not make him stay in a room that looks like an English garden. If she resents golf, do not go to a place that is organized around your sport. You are supposed to be each other's obsession on this getaway.

4) Bring a bottle of champagne or port or something celebratory, to put the two of you in a great mood the next morning. Or tell each other to bring some sexier-than-usual lingerie to set the mood. Hey, do both!

5) Make a promise about cell phones, BlackBerrys, and the like. If you cannot bear to be away from them, at least make a deal only to use them one hour or so a day, and at a mutually selected time. Show that you can concentrate on each other.

6) Never underestimate the power of your nose. Bring perfumes, lotions, bath oils, and massage oils to anoint yourself and your partner. Use scented shampoo. One night or morning, wash each other's hair, or apply the lotion or perfume on each other's body. It is a sexy process, and the aroma will be at least mildly arousing all day.

7) Eat your big meal in the afternoon, and have a light meal in the evening. A really big dinner makes sex less likely. Remember that this is a sexy getaway—not just a getaway!

8) Check out what kinds of beds and sheets your getaway place has. You would be amazed at what a difference it makes to have a really luxurious bed. Westin, Sheraton, the Four Seasons, and some of the other hotel chains brag about their beds and sheets. They can make you feel sexy; and after that, you can get a good night's sleep. That's a perfect combination.

9) Bring a sexy or romantic book or movie. Help create the mood from the beginning.

10) Remember that this is just one weekend. Everything doesn't have to be perfect, and not every day has to have a tryst. If you end up hugging, kissing, touching, and just giving each other pleasure, you are way ahead. Don't burden each other with expectations that would make 25-year-olds nervous. [Read entire Article HERE]

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Drill 'dat Som' Bitch...! Then let's watch Barbarella


by Pat Darnell
That's right: Hit it! Gettin ready for August 2015... I was slacking through the net looking for any article with Hottest Sci-Fi Girls for this year, when I happened onto this Global Warming Article. They're kind of related subjects, right? I have a yen for futurism-like stuff...

Arctic will have first ice-free summer in 2015: Researcher
Kevin Rollason, Winnipeg Free Press
Published: Friday, December 05, 2008

WINNIPEG - The ice that has covered the Arctic basin for a million years will be gone in little more than six years because of global warming, a University of Manitoba geoscientist said.

And David Barber said that once the sea ice is gone, more humans will be attracted to the Arctic, bringing with them even more ill effects.

What? Like Drilling for oil in that virgin territory? It's like Science Fiction becomes non-fiction.

"We'll always have ice in the winter time in the Arctic, but it will always be first-year ice," Barber said on Friday.


Barber has said before the Arctic basin would be free of summer sea ice some time between 2013 and 2030.

But their research about recent changes in the Arctic has allowed them to pinpoint the date even closer.

"2007 was a really big drawback year - it lost a lot," Barber said.

"In 2008 it recovered a bit... [SOURCEWinnipeg Free Press 2008]

Marcel Mochet/AFP/Getty Images


He said he estimates the Arctic sea should see its first ice-free summer around 2015.

"That has got industry very interested in the Arctic," he said. "That will put more pressure there.

"The change is happening so quickly."




And Now for the Top TEN global warming hot Sci-Fi females 2008 [SOURCE]:

10) Billie Piper as Rose Tyler
9) Jessica Alba as Max Guevara

8) Samus Aran from Metroid
7) Evangeline Lilly as Kate Austen
6) Tricia Helfer as Number Six

5) Jane Fonda as Barbarella
4) Terry Farrell as Jadzia DAx
3) Lena Headey as Sarah Connor

2) Natasha Henstridge as Sil
1) Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia



Strange list, for sure. contest it at the link..


Is it called the Oedipus Effect when fiction becomes truth due to pre-cognition from pre-sage prophesy for what ever reason?


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