MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Sage Advice for the Uninitiated"

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Retrieved by Pat Darnell  |  Nov 14, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Sex Advice from a 98-Year-Old - Esquire - Esquire: EXCERPT  | ...
"Did you have lots of boyfriends growing up in the 1930s?

I never had boyfriend trouble. I always had plenty of guys. Always.

You've been married three times. Tell me about the first.

Oh, Christ. The first time was right after I graduated from prep school. I was seventeen years old—what did I know about living? Nothing. He wasn't for me but I married him anyway. I didn't know any better. I had my kids with him, so it was worth it. Then I divorced him. Then someone fixed me up with a man from Chattanooga. He was the cheapest son of a bitch that ever lived. So I divorced him, too. ... "

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See also: COMMENTS below article ... EXCERPT  |  Dewey Gaedcke · UT Austin

" ... To all the people who use the word "slut" to deride to a woman, I'd like to say that I'd prefer a partner who's in her body and shamelessly knows what she wants over some incredibly narrow minded and self-righteous "thinker" who cannot see beyond the really nonsensical stereotypes they had crammed into their vulnerable minds when they were 6 years old---women have the same rights to explore, experiment and discover their preferences as men do and anyone who believes differently has really rigid thinking skills---and with regard to "home-wrecker", it's the husband who has the agreement with his wife---to imagine that the home/relationship was intact and loving up and until he cheated is just more really simplistic and narrow thinking---not to mention ignoring the crazy shit his wife may be doing to which our surface oriented culture has no label to describe or even recognize---dynamics between people are incredibly complex and if you cant move beyond black and white thinking, spend some time looking at yourself and see what's going on with that... "

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http://www.esquire.com/women/advice-98-year-old?click=smart&kw=ist&src=smart&mag=ESQ&link=http://www.esquire.com/women/advice-98-year-old
http://www.utne.com/politics/elderly-population-expansion.aspx#axzz2kfuRdAd5
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like.html
http://io9.com/5856158/why-science-fiction-writers-are-like-porn-stars

MooPig Report from the Middle :: "Honey Bee Naturalist Down"

I am Uneasy about the Fate of our BEES

Euphemized by Pat Darnell  |  May 28, 2013  |  Bryan TX

Stressors Affecting Bees

• PARASITES
• BACTERIAL DISEASES
• PESTICIDES
• NUTRITION
• GENETICS
• QUEEN QUALITY

Illinois illegally seizes bees resistant to Monsanto’s Roundup; Kills remaining Queens | Global Research:

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It doesn't pay to be a "naturalist" these days. More evidence of Big Brother watching down on the masses is shown in this report from the middle of Illinois. " ... A certified letter from the Ag Dept.’s Apiary Inspection Supervisor, Steven D. Chard, stated:

“During a routine inspection of your honeybee colonies by … Inspectors Susan Kivikko and Eleanor Balson on October 23, 2011, the bacterial disease ‘American Foulbrood’ was detected in a number of colonies located behind your [Terrence Ingram's] house…. Presence of the disease in some of your colonies was confirmed via test results from the USDA Bee Research Laboratory in Beltsville, Maryland that analyzed samples collected from your apiary….”  (Global Research, May 24, 2013. LINK) ... "

Mr Terrence Ingram is a hometown hero:

APRIL 27, 2012, APPLE RIVER, IL – The little town of Apple River in northeast Jo Daviess County, Illinois is the hometown of a big man - Terrence Ingram. Though not big in a physical sense, when it comes to saving the American Bald Eagle, there is hardly anyone in the United States held in higher regard than Ingram. His years of documented research and expertise regarding eagles and the work of the Eagle Nature Foundation, founded by Ingram, is in great part responsible for the bald eagle being removed from the “Threatened Species List “ in the United States. (Tom Kocal | Prairie Advocate News. April 27, 2012. LINK) ..."

This is the culprit that Illinois Department of Agriculture is looking for: American Foulbrood (Paenibacillus larvae)... it is doubtful in Mr Ingram's case that anything good will ever come from the governmental intervention on his bee hives. And we can assume that this is how it will be for the duration.

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You see Timmy, ... the government is controlled by the banks, and the banks have their diseased fingers in everyone's business.

"The way Lassie had to constantly save the family, you have to believe they were dumber than dirt. The only way their farm could have survived is from government grants, which you can figure Lassie filled out the paperwork."
— Dave Barry

That's our Report from the Middle today, where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above average.


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http://www.globalresearch.ca/illinois-illegally-seizes-bees-resistant-to-monsantos-roundup-kills-remaining-queens/5336210
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/Lassie *[SIDE NOTE: "Syndication Title: The early seasons were syndicated as Jeff's Collie, and later seasons as Timmy and Lassie."]*
http://www.pacc-news.com/5-2-12/heart_ingram5_2_12.html
http://pollinator.org/ccdmessage.htm

Paternal Abandonment, Part III

PHOTO: Do you look at this picture and see Satan?

I am not calling everyone a loser: sarcasm is the language of losers, and besides I resemble that accusation. It turns out I have lots of help too. Television does enough name calling as an inventor of situations to persuade a generation or two that middle-aged white people are villains, especially white males. It seems for the last fifty years the blunt end of all sarcasm has been this:

"The white man, after all, is the devil."

Bam! There it is. The sun is out and I admit the white man is Satan. Okay? Good... up to this point you were all right? Willing to take a fresh look at what happens next? You guessed it: another "MooPig Miserable Anecdote."

Biggest question blazing in the eyes of me is "Who is white, man?"

Do you remember the original Lassie TV episodes? Lassie lived with white folks.

"You see, Timmy, dogs don't bark at nothing," said Timmy's Mommy. "Lassie is always re-defining her familiar surroundings."

"But Mom, how do you know that? Does Lassie bark at colors?" asked the young boy.

"Well, when my brain is lazy, and I'm tired of trying to keep up, when I'm cranky, you know Timmy?" Mom picked up Timmy's hand. It felt as light as a leaf in her hand.

"Yes, Mom."

"And I want to rest but Lassie starts barking; I just want to scream. But you go out to her with your unlimited energy and curiosity?"

"Yes, Mommy." Timmy rolled her ring around and looked at her fingers.

"Do you always 'see' what Lassie is barking at?" Pointed out Mommy; "Lassie 'sees' odors in 3 dimension, and she recognizes 'sounds' that are too low for us to hear?"

"You mean she smells colors?" said Timmy, "and Lassie hears things we cannot see?"

"Yes, Timmy, precisely," said Mom with a huge smile on her face, beaming down on her little boy.

"Lassie can see Casper.... Mom, Casper isn't invisible," exclaimed Timmy, "Casper is really, really White!"
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Casper -- part friend, part fraternal sibling, part invisible ghost of something missing in our lives: Many believe they are abandoned by their paternal parent because they have been brain washed in mass media to think so. True or False?

PHOTO: Father -- why hast thou forsaken me?

Need some help Timmy?
If you are having a hard time figuring this all out.. go to this site and peruse until you get an idea: Hot Chicks with Douche Bags: You're Welcome, don't mention it!

by Pat Darnell, Paternal Abandonment, Part III

Post Script: Trouble with defining Morals? HERE also is some help -- SQUEETUS Blog

Let me give you an example of what a moral is, as I learned in a college creative class. In each episode of the old TV show, “Lassie,” Timmy would get into some kind of trouble, Lassie would save the day, and back in the family kitchen, Mom or Dad would sit Timmy down and tell him what he needed to learn from the events. “You see, Timmy,...