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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Sunday, April 18, 2010

MooPig Site Reviews :: "Today's Lesson in Logic"

At "Bloodthirsty Liberal," January 2006 - present
Retrieved by Pat Darnell

WHY “BLOODTHIRSTY”, WHY “LIBERAL”?
"Bloodthirsty is easy to explain—especially if you’re Thomas Jefferson:
  • "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"That’s a sentiment any liberal can get behind—or so I had thought. Aunt Agatha and I (the eponymous Bloodthirsty Liberal), the two voices heard here, are recovering liberals
..."
"It was lonely out there at first, but there are enough us around in public and private to make for pleasant company. It was bloodthirsty liberals, after all, who helped Bush beat Kerry. Despite an unpopular war, a disputed election, and an opponent unencumbered by an impeached predecessor, Bush increased his vote total over 2000. Where do you think those votes came from? You’re right, and you’re welcome.

"Read the blog to learn what we think on individual topics. God knows we’re not slaves to Bush, and this blog ain’t about him. He just happens to “get it” more than most. (HERE)"
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Bloodthirsty Liberal  |  February 25, 2009
Do condom ads reflect the mind-sets of nations? In the U.S., we get faux-patriotism and soft-core porn, while the French have safe sex on the beach. Now, from Germany, comes a dour dose of angst via Grey in a campaign for Doc Morris Pharmacies. The message: Use a condom, and be sure you’re not bringing the next Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler or Mao Zedong into the world.

All entirely reasonable.

But why not a spermatozoon with this familiar coif on its crown?



Ladies, don’t get into the back seat of a car—or front, for that matter—with anyone carrying this seed.
PHOTO: Source Unknown.
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Bloodthirsty Liberal  |  February 26, 2009
"One of the traps of formal logic is the false syllogism: an incorrect or misleading conclusion from two premises. My favorite example is Woody Allen’s:
  • 'All men are mortal. Socrates was a man. Therefore, all men are Socrates.'"

So, when I come across two distinct stories, and find some disturbing conclusions, let’s understand up front that I could be wrong. (Read entire article HERE...)

But I don’t think so.

Story ... (from MyPetJawa. Rusty at February 25, 2009):
"A new poll from World Public Opinion pretty much confirms everything we thought we knew about the Muslim world: that while not directly supporting al Qaeda, large majorities of Muslims around the world support many of al Qaeda’s goals, hate the US, are clamoring to replace secular repression with religious repression, are paranoid conspiracy theorists, and have no problem with killing US soldiers."
…
The good news, of course is that large majorities in Muslim countries reject killing American civilians. But that’s about where the good news begins and ends.
The worst news? Support by Muslims for attacks against American civilians has actually increased over the past two years."

There follow gallons and hogsheads of data. Go there to read. [more article from the Bloodthirsty Liberal HERE] ...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

UPDATE :: Unforgiven Politician Leaves Earth



Dark Bilious Vapors
"But how could I deny that I possess these hands and this body, and withal escape being classed with persons in a state of insanity, whose brains are so disordered and clouded by dark bilious vapors ...."
--Rene Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy: Meditation I

Retrieved HERE -- Len on 12.08.05
Tombstone Generator
The Dog Tags Generator

[Retrieved HERE; today -- Both inspired by The Church Sign Generator ; Gooseneck pointed to the Tombstone Generator. From there, found Dogtag Generator .]

Saturday, July 11, 2009

FWD :: FWD Email -- Bill Cosby


Do you know anyone who would NOT vote for him? Forward this to everyone, no matter which side of the fence they're on....
Retrieved from FWD Email by Pat Darnell
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.
1937 -

Superstar, comedian, athlete, and jazz musician William Henry Cosby, Jr., served in the U.S. Navy from 1956 to 1961, trained as a hospital corpsman and worked mostly with veterans of the Korean War. He also ran track on the Navy's team, as well as played basketball and football, and completed his high-school diploma. It was in the Navy that he came to accept the fact of his above-average intelligence and concluded that not to do something with it would be a "mental sin." On the strength of his naval experience, in 1961 Cosby won a scholarship to Temple University, Philadelphia.
Cosby Says: "I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE."
"HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, NO exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it...

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids.. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress..

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

The country was founded on certain principals - let's get back to them!
GOD BLESS AMERICA .

Bill Cosby, Surrogate Politician



Bill Cosby on Civil Rights
Sunday, May. 23, 2004; 9:37 PM

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Vacationing like the Kennedy's: Part [ we forget what number this one is]

Edward Kennedy gives the thumbs up

VETERAN US senator Edward Kennedy left hospital yesterday giving a thumbs up to waiting supporters a day after doctors announced he had a malignant brain tumor.

May 23, 2008 12:00am / Article from: Herald Sun

Experts say Senator Kennedy is unlikely to survive for more than a year.

But the 76-year-old Democrat seemed in good spirits and wasted no time getting on with life.

His wife Vicki told the Kennedy clan in an email that her husband had been eager to check out so he could get organised for a big weekend sailing regatta.

"Teddy is leading us all, as usual, with his calm approach to getting the best information possible," she wrote in the email.

"He's also making me crazy (and making me laugh) by pushing to race in the Figawi this weekend."

Senator Kennedy, sailing in his schooner Mya, has been a keen competitor in the race from Hyannis to the island of Nantucket, about 50km south across the Nantucket Sound, for most of its 30-year history.

As he walked out of the hospital, embracing family and friends and waving to applauding supporters before getting into a waiting car, the senator looked remarkably fit.

"This is my Brain Tumor; I earned it" [might have] said Teddy Kennedy

The Democratic liberal lion was released ahead of schedule from the Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston where he was admitted on Saturday after suffering a seizure at the Kennedy family compound in northeastern Hyannis.

The diagnosis that the Democratic patriarch, the last surviving brother of assassinated president John F. Kennedy, had a malignant brain tumour had sent shockwaves through Congress, where he has been a dominant figure for nearly half a century.

But on Wednesday the hospital said Senator Kennedy had "recovered remarkably quickly from his Monday biopsy procedure and therefore released him ahead of schedule". - AFP

(Retrieved Here: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23742871-663,00.html
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