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The largest motor yacht in the world was just launched by Lürssen, a German luxury boat builder. Its name is Azzam and it is 590 feet long.

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There are no immediate descriptions available of the interior, though we know it's in the hands of French interior designer Christophe Leoni, who's using a "turn of the century Empire style."

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What is a Penis Boat? They are defined by a number of criteria:

1. They are long and penis-shaped, usually with a very long covered bow section.

2. They have one or more V-8 engines with straight exhausts through the hull and are very, very loud.

3. They have loud graphics schemes or colors, and usually a name in 2-foot high letters across the side. The name should be something tough-sounding like "The Eliminator"

4. They have relatively small cockpits for their length, usually upholstered in gaudy colors. Below decks is a cramped cabin, usually decked out like a custom van from the 1970's.

Penis boats come in a number of sizes - from simple single-engine 28 footers all the way to triple engine 50-footers and beyond.

I think we have definition.

Vacationing like the Kennedy's: Part [ we forget what number this one is]

Edward Kennedy gives the thumbs up

VETERAN US senator Edward Kennedy left hospital yesterday giving a thumbs up to waiting supporters a day after doctors announced he had a malignant brain tumor.

May 23, 2008 12:00am / Article from:

Experts say Senator Kennedy is unlikely to survive for more than a year.

But the 76-year-old Democrat seemed in good spirits and wasted no time getting on with life.

His wife Vicki told the Kennedy clan in an email that her husband had been eager to check out so he could get organised for a big weekend sailing regatta.

"Teddy is leading us all, as usual, with his calm approach to getting the best information possible," she wrote in the email.

"He's also making me crazy (and making me laugh) by pushing to race in the Figawi this weekend."

Senator Kennedy, sailing in his schooner Mya, has been a keen competitor in the race from Hyannis to the island of Nantucket, about 50km south across the Nantucket Sound, for most of its 30-year history.

As he walked out of the hospital, embracing family and friends and waving to applauding supporters before getting into a waiting car, the senator looked remarkably fit.

"This is my Brain Tumor; I earned it" [might have] said Teddy Kennedy

The Democratic liberal lion was released ahead of schedule from the Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston where he was admitted on Saturday after suffering a seizure at the Kennedy family compound in northeastern Hyannis.

The diagnosis that the Democratic patriarch, the last surviving brother of assassinated president John F. Kennedy, had a malignant brain tumour had sent shockwaves through Congress, where he has been a dominant figure for nearly half a century.

But on Wednesday the hospital said Senator Kennedy had "recovered remarkably quickly from his Monday biopsy procedure and therefore released him ahead of schedule". - AFP

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