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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Team Rally Speech

Managing Project Risk and Opportunities
Monitor, Leverage, and a bit of Respect By Patrick Darnell
Introduction
Now that Project X is in Early Start Mode because of inducements supporting fast delivery of the prototype, Project Risk Management must further its mission. There is a notion among stakeholders that massive amounts of substitutions have been made in critical areas of controls, especially wireless and fiber optics. Also, for security reasons military IT mesh network system of Project X does not align with standard, popular IT. Internet Technology and Engineering is backlogged with shop drawings, comparing them to specified units. The departments called in an army of temps to get back on target, by increasing hours using two shifts.

Manufactured piece parts ordered from Poland are on schedule but held up in special coating factories at Swedish plants in Romania. Stainless steel production is experiencing slow downs and shut downs in Eastern Europe. The manufacturers are renegotiating prices since the US dollar is plummeting, with two years to go in the Bush administration. Sounds like bad news? It isn’t because Project Risk Management Plan, PMP, saw those coming.

The test now is to winnow concurring risks that are waiting in the wings like villains who sweep in, to ruin the baking of the pie, putting their thumbs all in it. This is also not bad news because the Project Manager Office, PMO, has put together team monitoring and controlling processes to make early identification of unanticipated stumbling blocks falling from the ceilings.
Discussion: who monitors the Monitoring?
As will have been instilled in new Project Risk Team Managers, we will have an unusual opportunity to combine already learned processes of previous risk management parlays, with newer identification of enduring stalactites like risk-plagues common to all early-start projects. The key seems to be respect, as a proper spelunker knows; do not touch the conical hanging pillar hanging over your head; let it be. Two reasons for respectful delayed reaction:
· Each risk has a life cycle, like a project, and if disturbed too early or too late will likely end in disaster
· Latent Risk hanging over one’s head is what makes the project flourish, in other words is the prime motivation
It turns out “keeping track of identified risks, re-analyzing existing risks, monitoring trigger conditions for contingency plans, monitoring residual risks, reviewing and evaluating the effectiveness of risk responses” is ongoing by PMO reporting agents. And, make reports every shift changeover if possible. Reporting three times daily is very possible with wireless and radio frequency identification, RFID, and many other tactical Internet Technology, IT, based products.

The process is self iterate, according to Douglas B Boebinger, PMP, founder and President of Integrated Process Developers Inc, a project management and process re-engineering consultant and corporate trainer. After checking the overall plan to note if our response is clicking with core competency, and accepted standard mode of operation: ~Create workarounds, ~Control the project risks, and ~Refine and update the risk response plan.
This is very respectful spelunking when the risk, or stalactite, is worked around, and preserved for what it is, a relic, in a safe and controlled environment. This quarantine allows properly timed managing of latent risks.

Discussion: Iterative Teamwork

What then is the reaction that will seal the fortune of early start Project X in regards monitoring and processing of latent risk? First we discern external or internal root of incoming risks. From there we apply our guided “Risk Management Paradigm: Communicate ~ Identify ~ Analyze ~ Plan ~ Track ~ Control,” (Dorofee; Apr 97) and;
Implement an alternate strategy
· Execute a fallback strategy
· Modify the PMP
· Take corrective measures
· Update organizational process assets
· Puts lessons-learned in computer database for future use

Jump-starting the risk evaluation during tasks depends very much on the project management team and its reciprocal interdependence. Extreme teams can be formed where “ordinary people are called upon to achieve extraordinary results, and ...not be burned out when they are done” (Thompson; 2004).

In the 1990’s Mrs. Thompson points out that “134 separate project teams in 88 countries in the USA ...indicated that ‘despite positive indicators... overall results show companies [were] generally doing a poor job of team building’”(2004; p 72). Despite the team’s mission internal dynamics will be done in three phases:
  • Task Analysis: what work needs to be done?
  • People: how many people should be on the team?
  • And, Relationships: What roles are implicitly negotiated among team members?” (2004; p 73)

Please, lead risk Management team members, oblige your self to remember to bring in other persons to your latent risk identification process, as it makes higher probable recognition of threats. Accomplish interpersonal work through well-planned facilitated group meetings, and individual interviews. Keep the I.D. process simply “known/ unknown, important/ unimportant, external/ internal, or predictable/ unpredictable” (CTUOnline Task Multimedia PPT; Dec 8, 2006)


Team Risk Management should keep the edge on and capture the vehemence of the project workers and sponsors to accomplish this prototype early finish. Remember to structure your interview questions to your best understanding of psychology of your guest, and to power of listening by you the interviewer. Allow the workers and teams to vent, and otherwise stay loose in the environment of the interviews and meetings. I trust you will all capture and document all that is to be discovered in your sessions. The interviewees are reaching into their past experiences in context of what’s happening now, to give you a glimpse of the next round of situations (Para, CTUOnline Task Multimedia PPT; Dec 8, 2006).

Conclusion

In conclusion the struggle upfront to instill risk management is beginning to pay off. When sponsors came in project management’s first meetings they wanted not much to do with the qualitative research needed to identify major risks. Yet, now that it has been done, and is ongoing done, almost everyone in the entire project from Poland to Thailand cannot wait to tout their latest brain-surge that identifies upon the horizon an incursive risk. At last we all know what it means to say, “We welcome the unwelcome intrusion with its usually unpleasant and damaging effects.”

References

CTUOnline Task Multimedia PPT; (Dec 8, 2006) questions and answers
CTUOnline, (October 2006) Task Detail, HRM345-0604A-05: Building Effective Teams
Boebinger, DOUGLAS B, PMP (Dec 2006) CTU Online, Risk Management Tricks of the Trade for Project Managers, Rita Mulcahy, PMP dbb process developers Integrated Process Developers Inc
Dorofee, Audrey J, Walker, Julie A, and Williams, Ray C; (Apr 97) Risk Management in Practice, SEI, Carnegie Mellon U, retrieved 12/7/2006
Thompson, Leigh L; (2004) Making the Team, a guide for Managers, Prentice / Pearson Hall, Upper Saddle River, NJ, second edition

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Piggy Bank wants to issue a Credit Card


Welcome Compadres, Confidantes, and Co-conspirators:
I have some questions; I hope you have an answer. Too bad we can’t make it a symposium. I suppose, this is as close to “philosophy-in-the-streets” we can get for now. I am sending my bit-strate from The Brazos Valley, Bryan, TX. Here we make an industry of watching the grass grow.(footnote)

I have confidence in you, my national networking peer-tormentor group:

1. Piggy Bank (PB) is entering a final stage of decision making. “Credit Card Incentives” is the key word.
Is it safe to say sampling a “Cluster” can be effective, even if from a cluster of businesses that are similar in their offerings? I.e.: Credit Card companies, Holding Companies, or, Multi-National Merchandisers? Or, do I have to limit my research to the population cluster of PB patrons?

2. Is this an example of “Simple Random Sample:” Throw darts?
For example: Is the event “Curling” in the Winter Olympics an example of “Simple Random Sampling?”


Typical Incentives:
...buy products in malls and get points, like airline mileage points
...use the credit card and get a dividend return each quarter
...order family plan of four or more cards, and receive discounts
...buy one product and get another half off
...give your cards to homeless people and receive good kharma

3. If the truth on a segment of “Incentive” is intangible, can the statistician table it, and call it inconclusive? Because really: How do the statistics spell the truth, if Piggy Bank is paying the consultation fee? If PB wants something to be true, how is speculation wiped from the equation? Is speculation truly the second oldest profession?

4. Where does, my, the consultant’s, liabilities begin and end? As the client comes up with a new test idea for incentive, I have recommended a different, unique, fact-gathering strategy each time.
Does this confuse the client, and force an undesirable situation, where he lets me make the final decision for him?

___________________ _____________________
(footnote) In my opinion the two strangest random occurrences in Central Texas in 2006... Reported as “Other news from Central Texas: Report from the Middle Feb 14, 2006”
First: Shooting
I guess the event yesterday gives new meaning to “pepper spray.” Re: the D. Cheney shooting incident, is it random or set up? Controlled experimentation or a survey at the mall? ...could Yesterday have origin in the mystery about this indelicate date in history? The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre “Eve,” and be foretold in the Torah code? ...hm?...

Second: Helicopters overhead and cellular signal fade
We live in Bryan, twin to College Station, where the Fighting Aggie's reside at Texas A and M. The Geo Bush, Sr., Presidential Library is here. Additionally, the Geo W Ranch is only 20 minutes away, as the crow flies. The President’s three Navy helicopters just passed overhead, on the way to the ranch. You know the ranch… We call that “AREA 52.” ...Don’t worry, the preceding is only a test: to check if Big Brother really is listening. I'm looking for free publicity... only if!

At the top are the tools of the survey we will need for proper management of the case for credit cards. PERT, and Gantt charts.

That’s all from here, Brazos Valley, where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are all above average. Yours, PD

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