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Friday, May 10, 2013

MooPig De-clutter Campaign :: "Bed Bugs"

HEEBEEGEEBEE's
Itchingly Procured by Pat Darnell | May 10, 2013 | Bryan TX
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Bed Bugs: How to Get Rid of Bedbugs – Orkin.com:
In the House
When at home, follow these handy tips to help keep bed bugs at bay. Remove all clutter from your home, which makes finding bed bugs easier. Wash and dry your bed linens often using the hottest temperature allowed for the fabric. Closely inspect any second-hand furniture for bed bugs before you bring it into your residence. Inspect your residence regularly—after a move-in, a trip, when a service worker comes in or guests stay overnight."

'via Blog this'

Our future home will be so un-cluttered; yeah, because we are going to resettle on Mars. How else can we get away from pests? Bob Dole once said: "Give me a pound of flesh and I will show you a Cimex lectularius."
" ... A bed bug infestation has nothing to do with cleanliness — you can pick them up in the finest hotels, and they can hitchhike into the cleanest homes at any time. But, you can help reduce your chances of a costly bed bug infestation by catching them early (ORKIN. no date. LINK) ... "

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______________________Reference
http://www.orkin.com/other/bed-bugs/
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/10/science/earth/how-a-leafy-folk-remedy-stopped-bedbugs-in-their-tracks.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/01/moopig-12-days-of-doom-prep-infestations.html
http://moopigwisdom.blogspot.com/2013/01/moopig-infestation-department-bed-bugs.html
http://www.orkin.com/locations/branches/?zip=77802
http://www.pestmall.com/blog/tag/qna
http://www.edpa.it/schede%20art%20cimici.html

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Stimulus Passes Senate, only one more out House to go...


READ ALL ABOUT IT!


Do you want to read it? [SOURCE]

page ONE

[FULL COMMITTEE PRINT]
111TH CONGRESS
1ST SESSION H. R. ll

Making supplemental appropriations for job preservation and creation, infrastructure
investment, energy efficiency and science, assistance to the
unemployed, and State and local fiscal stabilization, for the fiscal year
ending September 30, 2009, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
Mr. OBEY, from the Committee on Appropriations, reported the following bill;
which was committed to the Committee of the Whole House on the State
of the Union and ordered to be printed
A BILL
Making supplemental appropriations for job preservation and
creation, infrastructure investment, energy efficiency and
science, assistance to the unemployed, and State and
local fiscal stabilization, for the fiscal year ending September
30, 2009, and for other purposes.
1 Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representa2
tives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
3 SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
4 This Act may be cited as the ‘‘American Recovery
5 and Reinvestment Act of 2009’’.

Page TWO

1 SEC. 2. TABLE OF CONTENTS.
2 The table of contents for this Act is as follows:
TITLE I—GENERAL PROVISIONS
TITLE II—AGRICULTURE, NUTRITION, AND RURAL DEVELOPMENT
TITLE III—COMMERCE, JUSTICE, AND SCIENCE
TITLE IV—DEFENSE
TITLE V—ENERGY AND WATER
TITLE VI—FINANCIAL SERVICES AND GENERAL GOVERNMENT
TITLE VII—HOMELAND SECURITY
TITLE VIII—INTERIOR AND ENVIRONMENT
TITLE IX—LABOR, HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, AND EDUCATION
TITLE X—MILITARY CONSTRUCTION AND VETERANS AFFAIRS
TITLE XI—DEPARTMENT OF STATE
TITLE XII—TRANSPORTATION, AND HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT
TITLE XIII—STATE FISCAL STABILIZATION FUND
3 SEC. 3. STATEMENT OF APPROPRIATIONS.
4 The following sums in this Act are appropriated, out
5 of any money in the Treasury not otherwise appropriated,
6 for the fiscal year ending September 30, 2009, and for
7 other purposes.
8 TITLE I—GENERAL PROVISIONS
9 Subtitle A—Use of Funds
10 SEC. 1101. PURPOSES AND PRINCIPLES.
11 (a) STATEMENT OF PURPOSES.—The purposes of
12 this Act include the following:
13 (1) To preserve and create jobs and promote
14 economic recovery.
15 (2) To assist those most impacted by the reces16
sion.
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1 (3) To provide investments needed to increase
2 economic efficiency by spurring technological ad3
vances in science and health.
4 (4) To invest in transportation, environmental
5 protection, and other infrastructure that will provide
6 long-term economic benefits.
7 (5) To stabilize State and local government
8 budgets, in order to minimize and avoid reductions
9 in essential services and counterproductive state and
10 local tax increases. (end of page two)

More Reading: [By Joel Skousen, Editor - World Affairs Brief. 1-30-09.
Obama's Stimulus Bill -The Fine Print Retrieved HERE]

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

For love of Tights

From: compostholestoy
To: patdarnell@aol.com
Subject: Re: [MooPig Wisdom] From Swayze with Shove
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2006 2:00 PM
think Patrick Swayze only played football 'cause he liked wearing the tight pants. Everything you said made sense about his career and what he should have been doing instead. But, he was no doubt led around by the nose by an informed agent, who, by the way, made P.S. a multi-millionaire who doesn't remember you or Lamar or your sister. And that's his loss..........!
Worst movie is any Dan Akroid or Chevy Chase movie or any re-make of a sixties TV show.
bye
RC
Zeeland, Michigan

Piggy Bank wants to issue a Credit Card


Welcome Compadres, Confidantes, and Co-conspirators:
I have some questions; I hope you have an answer. Too bad we can’t make it a symposium. I suppose, this is as close to “philosophy-in-the-streets” we can get for now. I am sending my bit-strate from The Brazos Valley, Bryan, TX. Here we make an industry of watching the grass grow.(footnote)

I have confidence in you, my national networking peer-tormentor group:

1. Piggy Bank (PB) is entering a final stage of decision making. “Credit Card Incentives” is the key word.
Is it safe to say sampling a “Cluster” can be effective, even if from a cluster of businesses that are similar in their offerings? I.e.: Credit Card companies, Holding Companies, or, Multi-National Merchandisers? Or, do I have to limit my research to the population cluster of PB patrons?

2. Is this an example of “Simple Random Sample:” Throw darts?
For example: Is the event “Curling” in the Winter Olympics an example of “Simple Random Sampling?”


Typical Incentives:
...buy products in malls and get points, like airline mileage points
...use the credit card and get a dividend return each quarter
...order family plan of four or more cards, and receive discounts
...buy one product and get another half off
...give your cards to homeless people and receive good kharma

3. If the truth on a segment of “Incentive” is intangible, can the statistician table it, and call it inconclusive? Because really: How do the statistics spell the truth, if Piggy Bank is paying the consultation fee? If PB wants something to be true, how is speculation wiped from the equation? Is speculation truly the second oldest profession?

4. Where does, my, the consultant’s, liabilities begin and end? As the client comes up with a new test idea for incentive, I have recommended a different, unique, fact-gathering strategy each time.
Does this confuse the client, and force an undesirable situation, where he lets me make the final decision for him?

___________________ _____________________
(footnote) In my opinion the two strangest random occurrences in Central Texas in 2006... Reported as “Other news from Central Texas: Report from the Middle Feb 14, 2006”
First: Shooting
I guess the event yesterday gives new meaning to “pepper spray.” Re: the D. Cheney shooting incident, is it random or set up? Controlled experimentation or a survey at the mall? ...could Yesterday have origin in the mystery about this indelicate date in history? The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre “Eve,” and be foretold in the Torah code? ...hm?...

Second: Helicopters overhead and cellular signal fade
We live in Bryan, twin to College Station, where the Fighting Aggie's reside at Texas A and M. The Geo Bush, Sr., Presidential Library is here. Additionally, the Geo W Ranch is only 20 minutes away, as the crow flies. The President’s three Navy helicopters just passed overhead, on the way to the ranch. You know the ranch… We call that “AREA 52.” ...Don’t worry, the preceding is only a test: to check if Big Brother really is listening. I'm looking for free publicity... only if!

At the top are the tools of the survey we will need for proper management of the case for credit cards. PERT, and Gantt charts.

That’s all from here, Brazos Valley, where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are all above average. Yours, PD

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