MooPig Re-run Fun :: "I'm in my Fifties now, so I'm going to start suing"

Class Action Suits We'd Like to See: Article Originally ran 12/30/08 12:10 AM
by Pat Darnell and the Herd | Jan 27, 2013 | Bryan TX




What, Me MAD?
by Pat Darnell | 12/30/08 12:10 AM
I think I will start with a Class Action calling out Mainstream Actresses --

To kickoff the new year, I will file a petition to get back all that is taken from our family by actresses and actors who do not maintain their natural looks. First off Meg Ryan will receive a copy for cutting down her nose so that she looks like Charo when I see her in movies now, 2008. "I don't pay my buck fiddy to see what the actress thinks I should see, I pay to see Meg Ryan as she is," says I. "Give me back my money."

Then I might follow up with a suit against the computer industry for finding so many ways to make it more complicated to write a letter to my friends.

I should include the education system in my appeals for teaching me binary math when I was in elementary school. I think it messed with my logical development, and interrupted my growth. "You want proof? Just look at this blog... yeah, proof, up yours!"

Women who have scorned me, false gods, and the entire authorship of Scientology will hear from me: including Wayne Newton for not singing high notes anymore.

I might single out for class action suit demanding compensation to MAD Magazine readers for MAD going on TV with stupidity and tasteless parody... oh yeah that is what they do. Maybe I will have to rethink that one.

Other groups who need to answer for their less than ideal performance: the IMF, beekeepers, and meat eaters. Hey New York, do you ever eat a steak? Philly tell me you don't eat a lot of steak? How could you let the beef industry falter so far away from its main purpose? Beef recalls in 2008, where's the beef buddy boys?

Beekeepers, how did you obviously fall down on the job so completely and lose all the bees?

International Monetary Fund, how did you just go and let US bankers and securities groups dip into your enormous cache of funds with hedges and gambles? Aren't there any other nations in there to watch things?

So, Meg, you have done so much damage to yourself, it seems you have suffered enough. So I am going to remind you with this punitive subpoena to appear before the court of human race opinion as you ought to be, not as you so often make us try to envision you might be.. How do you like them apples, old girl? You've been served.

This is going to be a GREAT year, 2009. I am truly excited!

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HA! We were bluffing! But seriously, folks, shouldn't we be compensated?

BBC News - Paul McCartney drawings withdrawn from sale at auction

BBC News - Paul McCartney drawings withdrawn from sale at auction: "Mr Albury said: 'We've got to make sure that according to the law we give them back to their rightful owner, be that Maggie herself or Sir Paul McCartney and MPL Communications.'

Mrs Thornton said: 'Hopefully it's all just been a misunderstanding.'"
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-13763162
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-13789587

UFO Hunter :: Area 52 Base Watch, Dugway UTAH

Para Dees
Retrieved by Pat Darnell mostly at Dark Presence and via Youtube

Dugway, UTAH, Proving Grounds 7 Decades now also Area 52 ??

Human Guinea Pigs during WWII, part of freedom of information act, ... admits contamination, and documents tell of tests run on human sujects at Dugway Proving Grounds... YIKES!!
Base Watch ??
Globe shaped UFO's sticking out down by the runway ... off hIGHWAY 199 that's a DEAD END
UFO Hunters use bicycles to keep from setting dust clouds up and to be more sTEALTHy, their land rover trucks were attracting tough guy guards, so why not go via bicycles?
Executive Branch of USA
Is it true there are 20 security levels above President [plausible deniability?] ??


Notes on 1/5 above: Area 51 is considered the ultimate top secret facility, one that UFO investigators believe houses an extraterrestrial secret. But is there an even more secretive facility?
In Dugway, UT, there is a remote testing facility sometimes referred to as Area 52. UFO watchers in this part of Utah have witnessed strange phenomena at this military site for over 10 years, leading to speculation that much of Area 51s secretive work is now conducted at Area 52.
The team examines video of bizarre beams of light seen shooting up from the area, meets with an astrophysicist who has charted mysterious cosmic rays operating out of Dugway, and analyzes photos that suggest something very strange is taking place.

Notes on 1/5 above: Theres a growing phenomenon of alleged UFO sightings known as Orbs. Witnesses who see the Orbs also report having dreams, premonitions, and a deep fear. Some believe that the Orbs coincide with earthquakes, while others claim that the sightings are clustered around sacred sites and petroglyphs that depict the Orbs in ancient artwork. The team will take their investigation to three of the most active Orbs locations in AmericaArizona, Indiana and Missourito examine video and talk to eyewitnesses, to unravel the mystery of why Orbs are appearing with alarming regularity, perhaps directed by an otherworldly intelligence.


Let's go to "The Comments," shall we? It is always adventure to trip into the subconciousness of human "naubstream media and becuos itsa ghost shasbad...." eh?
TrancePants78 What a load of over dramatized crap. Seems like this is another tool of fear used by the powers that be. "Somethings different! Be afraid!"
The orbs exist there is no doubt, but portraying them in this way doesn't do favours to anyone. Once everyone realises our connection to the universe, there will be nothing to fear at all. Educate yourselves, learn the true meaning of why we are here. It is more wonderful than you could ever imagine!!!

manmarshall123456789 LOL THATS WORST THEN ASKING FOR THEM TO BE LIQUAFIED ..lol

seko24041973 (1 week ago) i would take my knife by encountering such an orb, run against it, jump against like a suicid princess and scream:"GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!".......... so could work......!

unforgiven911 (1 week ago) Holy shit I've had the SAME experience!!! Orange ball of light just he described and dematerialized the moment I shined a 10 million candle power spot lamp on it. VERY EERIE!!!

manmarshall123456789 (1 week ago) becuos itsa ghost .... they r seeing ghosts LOL this is somthing for mystery guest not ufo's

kubalibre77 (1 week ago) Look, it´s Mork from "Orb" ! nano nano.. shasbad...

Zigguraths (1 week ago) well well finally i found this one... well done ;)

jonnykiller (1 week ago) this stuff is getting into naubstream media now? Thats something new. People have nothing to fear, they are not bad. These orbs are something much more then i can explain in a youtube comment :)

GregBierly (1 week ago) This thing killed the dogs, turned them into liquid puddles of meat and blood. I can't tolerate that. Sounds more like "the blob" than a UFO.

MooPigwisdom (today) Hey, why do they call it black budgie projects?? Do they carry around budgies in cages to warn of deadly, bad air?? Errrrr... MooPig has maintained that the real Area 52 is at the George Dubya Bush ranch at Caldwell, TX, just down the road from MooPig World Headquarters.
We're afraid to investigate it because we would surely die in a mysterioso plane crash ... if we did. pdaf

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Blogger Museum: What'sa College Education Cost Today, Anyhow?

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If youse guys think I'm able to work that out without a masters degree in mathematics, my suggestion is you listen to the little youTube widget below...

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Coming Soon in MooPig Presents:
"MooPig Financial Indulgence Services [Good luck wid' dat]"

by Pat Darnell and Credit Manager Helen Waite

YOU WANT TO DO WHAT???

April 5, 2009

Richard sent you a message.
You Want to go Where? In our car?
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Re: libro di faccia

I AM the troll of my household! The ogre of State St. - The spoiling fool of adolescent schemes - The only denier of childrens wishes - the intolerant of days and the worst papa' in the world.
A solid head-butt will afford me a much needed sleep, so I welcome it.
I am compartmentalizing, of course, and remain much in love on the eastern front
while the afore mentioned battle rages with kids in the west.
I am therefore much loved and much hated - and much in demand for cleaning
dishes.
Viva your mass! In all forms - intellectual, emotional and physical - it has always over come me.

Name the Fifth Hatchling Red Ear Slider Turtle

by Pat Darnell and Friends

Put your best monomaniacal onomatopoeia strokes together.... we have a last of the litter to name, Y'awl !!

MooPig has started the count with "Ike McSpaddon..."

Sure, you can do better. Five of Seven red ears hatched and the fifth is nameless. See the preceding story [HERE: Turtles Have Hatched].

If you have five names you would like to name all, hey okay. If you succeed your name will be added to the list where you may win the usual grand prize gig-side autograph by Jack Pribek and the Thirst-'n- Howl.


Second prize is a case of Pioneer Flour / Pancake / Biscuit Mix Tins and four pounds of Land '0 Lakes pure Butter, when supplies are available.

Good Luck, and remember to say your prayers.