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Monday, September 22, 2008

Turtles Have Hatched

Cow Bell Award Winning Journalism
by DpDassoc, Hatch-Side, Pearland TX 09.21.08

[File PHOTO: Pearland, TX]
TMNT, Master Splinter

Late breaking news has the turtle eggs hatching in coastal region of Texas, in Pearland suburbs.

There is no more detailed information at this time. But the news will be soon coming as soon as our live web cam is configured and running in Hurricane alley. We will be proud to give exclusive coverage on this event that is by MooPig standards -- more exiting than the race for president 2008.
[File PHOTO: Galveston Seawall]

We are hearing that power is being restored in the Coastal Plains there in Texas.
Back to you Master Splint'r...


"MS, will you be interviewing the Hare?" [...]

PHOTO: art of the Joy
Well, as you can tell, we have lost our hook up and will be coming back to this late breaking story as soon as we are re-linked.

One MooPig Editor's daughter has drawn a picture to celebrate the Hatching of the Turtles... in her mind a Cosmic Event !!

Thank you DMcD !!

[crackle; crackle... buzzzzzz]
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"On September 20, 2008 five turtles hatched in my office buried in a plastic tote full of potting soil. They have been there since July 2, 2008.

"Some friends came over to get respite from no "Electri City". (Houstons new evil "Twin City".

"They made some kick ass tortilla soup and the turtles started hatching. Five of seven emerged. I knew one egg was damaged, it didn't hatch. One little buggar couldn't make it. But I have five strapping red ear slider turtlettes,Donatello,Michelangelo, Raphael,? and Splinter. Someone help me out with number 4's name.

"I'm the proud daddy of my little amphibians. They will get to swim around in their tub for a couple of days. Then they will enter the Country Place lagoon system. I'll tear up, I know, but they should be free." (DpdAssoc; September 21, 2008 6:45:00 PM CST)

[crackle; snap; pop.........]

"Leonardo was # 4."

(September 21, 2008 7:05:00 PM CST)

[return transmission]

........ok, by far, you are like THE coolest uckle, ever! lol

give those little ninja turtles my love :)

(Mojo JoJo; September 21, 2008 7:29:00 PM CST)

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4 comments:

MooPig said...

Will we be sponsoring the "Name Number Five Contest"???

September 22, 2008 at 4:41:00 AM CST
MooPig said...

FAQ: "How many girls and how many boys there, DpDassoc?"

September 22, 2008 at 4:42:00 AM CST
d2r2 said...

10-4 on that. The naming rights belong to Moo_Piggers.

September 22, 2008 at 9:00:00 AM CST
d2r2 said...

Hard to tell without having much experience, but I'd say 4 girls and 1 boy.

September 22, 2008 at 1:00:00 PM CST

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