Transhuman Haiku, that's a 5-7-5 syllabic verse
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | Oct 23, 2013 | Bryan TX
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Punk Transhumanist Haiku - (vote for favorites, submit your own) - BrighterBrains.org: "Transhumanism needs art and literature, even haiku!
If you love or hate any of the following samples, leave your opinion in “Comments.”
You are also encouraged to leave your own offering! The best haiku entries will be presented via PowerPoint at a trans-humanist conference in San Francisco on February 1, 2014. More details soon…"
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'via Blog this'
EXCERPT --
Subconscious download
Initiated. Hold please…
Wow… You are fucked up.
(by B. J. Murphy)
———————————
Dear Infinity
We will understand each other
With Eternity
(by Romain Braussen)
———————————
My apologies
Don’t have the attention span
for this kind of thing
(by Jason Chappell)
——————————————————
A Sophont’s life ends
To this machine intellect,
Nothing is as drear
(by Spencer Firelord)
____________________
Expanded spectrum
Universe uveils unseen
She’s so beautiful
(by Robykord)
———————————————————
Teacup rolls laughing
She won me in chess again
I’ve missed an upgrade
(by Robykord)
____________________
I am unwanted
Amniocentesis says
My brain is not bright!
[by MooPig]
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Monday, June 28, 2010
Gulf of Mexico; Oil Spill 2010 -- Hurricane ALEX and the GULF OIL DISASTER
So Let's not be so Absurd ... eh?
Retrieved by Pat Darnell
Published Monday, June 28, 2010 1:06 PM
Hurricane watch for Mexico, and U.S., as Alex strengthens
By MIGUEL ANGEL HERNANDEZ
Associated Press
VILLAHERMOSA, Mexico -- Hurricane watches were in effect Monday for a stretch of Gulf coast in southern Texas and northern Mexico as Tropical Storm Alex gained strength and appeared on track to become a Category 3 hurricane before it makes landfall later this week.
Forecasters said the storm's path could push oil from the massive Gulf oil spill farther inland.
Alex was swirling through the Gulf of Mexico with winds of 60 mph (95 kph) on a path that would take it very near the Mexico-U.S. border sometime Thursday, said the National Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida. The storm is expected to become a hurricane Tuesday, and could build winds as high as 120 mph (193 kilometers) by Wednesday.
Tropical storm-force winds extended up to 70 miles (110 kilometers) from the storm's center Monday, and Alex was moving slowly to the northwest.
Heavy rains in the southern Gulf coast state of Tabasco forced the evacuation of about 300 families from communities near the Usumacinta river.
Retrieved by Pat Darnell
Published Monday, June 28, 2010 1:06 PM
Hurricane watch for Mexico, and U.S., as Alex strengthens
By MIGUEL ANGEL HERNANDEZ
Associated Press
VILLAHERMOSA, Mexico -- Hurricane watches were in effect Monday for a stretch of Gulf coast in southern Texas and northern Mexico as Tropical Storm Alex gained strength and appeared on track to become a Category 3 hurricane before it makes landfall later this week.
Forecasters said the storm's path could push oil from the massive Gulf oil spill farther inland.Alex was swirling through the Gulf of Mexico with winds of 60 mph (95 kph) on a path that would take it very near the Mexico-U.S. border sometime Thursday, said the National Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida. The storm is expected to become a hurricane Tuesday, and could build winds as high as 120 mph (193 kilometers) by Wednesday.
Tropical storm-force winds extended up to 70 miles (110 kilometers) from the storm's center Monday, and Alex was moving slowly to the northwest.
Heavy rains in the southern Gulf coast state of Tabasco forced the evacuation of about 300 families from communities near the Usumacinta river.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Googala-a-Boogala-Zombogala-Systemogalao 2009
Hey Big Brother, I'm the Cup -- You're the Tea...
Hey Big Brother, I'm the Pup -- You're the Flea...
Hey Big Brother, We gonna Sup -- We're on TV !!!! Yea, Yea, Yea
by Pat Darnell, and the Putzler Prize Winning Putz Family
[SOURCE] Crooked Pants, Blogger Dan Visconti
- Chrome OS
- Google Wave
- Droid/Android Updates
- Gmail updates
- Search engine upgrades
- Chrome browser updates and extensions
- Speed tools
- Other: "...|X| -- when they released the Wind ... phhffffftttt!
At their launch earlier this month, Wind executives said they would welcome the rumoured Google phone onto their network.
When technologists of the future look back in time, they'll remember 2009 as the year Google got serious about an internet operating system, speeding up the web, and indexing EVERYTHING in sight. Take a look at the year 2009 in Google.
Google's Three Biggest Launches of 2009
Two of the three most significant Google releases of 2009 are not yet available to the public in a final release build, but all three are open source. In no particular order:
Chromium OS: In July, Google got Microsoft and Apple shaking in their boots when they announced they were building an operating system. The source code for Chrome OS (in its development phase it's called Chromium OS) became available in November; early adopters can run virtual machine images and bootable USB drive versions of the OS.
Google Wave: In May, Google demonstrated their new, real-time collaboration webapp,Google Wave, to a crowd of incredulous developers who couldn't stop applauding. In September, they invited 100,000 users to try the Wave Preview. By now, over one million users have joined the Wave Preview. We wrote a book about Wave; and you can give and get Wave invitations on our dedicated forum page.
Android 2.0/Droid: While Android-based handsets were already available when the year started, the Motorola Droid debuted in November running Android 2.0 (with turn-by-turn GPS capabilities) and took on the iPhone in its "Droid Does" ad campaign. Google also releaseda flurry of Android-only applications and updates to existing ones in 2009 to boost their mobile platform, including the Google Voice app (which Apple rejected on the iPhone), the amazing Google Goggles app, Google Maps enhancements, and Google Listen.
Google's Most Updated Apps of 2009
While a few Google products did get shut down, "sunsetted," or just didn't change much, several marquee apps grew up a whole lot this year with serious feature additions and upgrades.
Search Engine Upgrades: Remember when Google was just a search engine? Googlers do, because they're still busy bees improving search results and rolling out new ways to get to them. This year saw the rollout of Google web search's Caffeine update, as well asmusic, social, and real-time search, along with several new Google Image search options, and updates to the Google Suggest drop-down.
Gmail: Thanks to Gmail Labs, our favorite web-based email client got a slew of new features for power users, from automatic translations to offline attachments to time zone notifiers to exportable mail filters. If you haven't recently, cruise through your Gmail account's Labs area to pick and choose from over 60 experimental features. Gmail's mobile web application for the iPhone and on Android also saw an overhaul and vast improvement this year.
Chrome web browser: Google's own browser, Chrome, saw a whole lot of movement in 2009, especially late in the year with the release of bookmark sync, official beta builds for Mac and Linux (finally!), and Chrome extensions.
Google News also saw a couple of interesting experiments like Fast Flip and the News Timeline.
Google's Mission to Speed Up the Web
If there's any one thing Google did this year, it was launch a concerted effort on all fronts to make the web faster. From developer tools (like Speed Tracer and the Google Web Toolkit) to consumer products (like Chrome and Google Public DNS), it's kind of astounding the sheer amount of stuff Google put out there this year under the speed umbrella. They're even going so far as attempt to reinvent the two pillar protocols of email and the web with Waveand SPDY (a faster replacement for HTTP).
And the rest....
2009 was also the year of a few legal skirmishes (like the Google Books settlement, theCyanogen C&D, the Google Voice/FCC dust-up), a few acquisitions (like reCAPTCHA, Gizmo5, and AppJet), and data control initiatives (the Google Dashboard and the Data Liberation Front).
You could say it was a pretty busy year at the Googleplex.
Google's 2009 Product Release Calendar
Take a chronological ride through the last four seasons at Google in this list of 2009 product releases and updates, listed month by month.
January
Offline Gmail gets released with Google Gears
Picasa for Mac released
February
Google Latitude and search by voice for Android launch
Google Sync for your mobile phone launches
March
Google Calendar goes offline with Google Gears
April
Google Profiles show up at the bottom of search results
Updated mobile Gmail and Google Calendar webapps for iPhone and Android launch
Google Maps mashup tracks swine flu
GV Mobile makes Google Voice the default for your iPhone (later, Apple pulled this app from the iTunes Store for reasons that are still unclear)
May
Engineers demo Google Wave at the Google I/O conference, give developers access to the Wave "sandbox"
June
Google Apps Sync syncs Microsoft Outlook with Gmail, Google Contacts, and Calendars (updates with push Gmail in September)
Google Squared puts your search results into a spreadsheet
Gmail, Google Calendar, Docs, and Talk leave beta
July
FeedDemon, NetNewsWire sync exclusively with Google Reader
Google announces Chromium OS (but doesn't release any code, doctored screenshots and fan-made versions start popping up)
Apple rejects all Google Voice applications from the iTunes Store
Gmail Tasks graduates from Google Labs (where it first appeared in December of 2008)
August
Gmail makes importing mail and contacts from old email accounts easy
PubSubHubbub gets baked into Google Reader
September
Google Wave Preview opens to 100,000 users
GrandCentral closes its doors, transitions entirely to Google Voice
Google Sidewiki launches
October
Google offers voicemail storage and transcriptions for your existing phone number(part of Google Voice)
Google Maps Navigation adds turn-by-turn GPS to Android
Google Voice gives existing users invitations to send to their friends
November
Chrome OS announced, Chromium build demo'ed and source code released (here's how you can try out a Chromium build yourself)
Google Chrome adds bookmark sync
Google releases Go, a new programming language
December
Chrome browser hits Mac/Linux with extensions enabled (Chrome for Windows left beta in December of 2008)
Google's new real-Time search includes Twitter streams
Google Public DNS launches
Google "lets the sun set" on Gears, moving to HTML5
Google Goggles for Android searches the web by photo
Google Favorite Places puts a barcode on restaurants and shops you can scan with your mobile phone
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
UFO Hunter :: Area 52 Base Watch, Dugway UTAH
Para Dees
Retrieved by Pat Darnell mostly at Dark Presence and via Youtube
Dugway, UTAH, Proving Grounds 7 Decades now also Area 52 ??
Human Guinea Pigs during WWII, part of freedom of information act, ... admits contamination, and documents tell of tests run on human sujects at Dugway Proving Grounds... YIKES!!
Base Watch ??
Globe shaped UFO's sticking out down by the runway ... off hIGHWAY 199 that's a DEAD END
UFO Hunters use bicycles to keep from setting dust clouds up and to be more sTEALTHy, their land rover trucks were attracting tough guy guards, so why not go via bicycles?
Executive Branch of USA
Is it true there are 20 security levels above President [plausible deniability?] ??
Notes on 1/5 above: Area 51 is considered the ultimate top secret facility, one that UFO investigators believe houses an extraterrestrial secret. But is there an even more secretive facility?
In Dugway, UT, there is a remote testing facility sometimes referred to as Area 52. UFO watchers in this part of Utah have witnessed strange phenomena at this military site for over 10 years, leading to speculation that much of Area 51s secretive work is now conducted at Area 52.
The team examines video of bizarre beams of light seen shooting up from the area, meets with an astrophysicist who has charted mysterious cosmic rays operating out of Dugway, and analyzes photos that suggest something very strange is taking place.
Notes on 1/5 above: Theres a growing phenomenon of alleged UFO sightings known as Orbs. Witnesses who see the Orbs also report having dreams, premonitions, and a deep fear. Some believe that the Orbs coincide with earthquakes, while others claim that the sightings are clustered around sacred sites and petroglyphs that depict the Orbs in ancient artwork. The team will take their investigation to three of the most active Orbs locations in AmericaArizona, Indiana and Missourito examine video and talk to eyewitnesses, to unravel the mystery of why Orbs are appearing with alarming regularity, perhaps directed by an otherworldly intelligence.
Let's go to "The Comments," shall we? It is always adventure to trip into the subconciousness of human "naubstream media and becuos itsa ghost shasbad...." eh?
TrancePants78 What a load of over dramatized crap. Seems like this is another tool of fear used by the powers that be. "Somethings different! Be afraid!"
The orbs exist there is no doubt, but portraying them in this way doesn't do favours to anyone. Once everyone realises our connection to the universe, there will be nothing to fear at all. Educate yourselves, learn the true meaning of why we are here. It is more wonderful than you could ever imagine!!!
manmarshall123456789 LOL THATS WORST THEN ASKING FOR THEM TO BE LIQUAFIED ..lol
seko24041973 (1 week ago) i would take my knife by encountering such an orb, run against it, jump against like a suicid princess and scream:"GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!".......... so could work......!
unforgiven911 (1 week ago) Holy shit I've had the SAME experience!!! Orange ball of light just he described and dematerialized the moment I shined a 10 million candle power spot lamp on it. VERY EERIE!!!
manmarshall123456789 (1 week ago) becuos itsa ghost .... they r seeing ghosts LOL this is somthing for mystery guest not ufo's
kubalibre77 (1 week ago) Look, it´s Mork from "Orb" ! nano nano.. shasbad...
Zigguraths (1 week ago) well well finally i found this one... well done ;)
jonnykiller (1 week ago) this stuff is getting into naubstream media now? Thats something new. People have nothing to fear, they are not bad. These orbs are something much more then i can explain in a youtube comment :)
GregBierly (1 week ago) This thing killed the dogs, turned them into liquid puddles of meat and blood. I can't tolerate that. Sounds more like "the blob" than a UFO.
MooPigwisdom (today) Hey, why do they call it black budgie projects?? Do they carry around budgies in cages to warn of deadly, bad air?? Errrrr... MooPig has maintained that the real Area 52 is at the George Dubya Bush ranch at Caldwell, TX, just down the road from MooPig World Headquarters.
We're afraid to investigate it because we would surely die in a mysterioso plane crash ... if we did. pdaf
Retrieved by Pat Darnell mostly at Dark Presence and via Youtube
Dugway, UTAH, Proving Grounds 7 Decades now also Area 52 ??
Human Guinea Pigs during WWII, part of freedom of information act, ... admits contamination, and documents tell of tests run on human sujects at Dugway Proving Grounds... YIKES!!
Base Watch ??
Globe shaped UFO's sticking out down by the runway ... off hIGHWAY 199 that's a DEAD END
UFO Hunters use bicycles to keep from setting dust clouds up and to be more sTEALTHy, their land rover trucks were attracting tough guy guards, so why not go via bicycles?
Executive Branch of USA
Is it true there are 20 security levels above President [plausible deniability?] ??
Notes on 1/5 above: Area 51 is considered the ultimate top secret facility, one that UFO investigators believe houses an extraterrestrial secret. But is there an even more secretive facility?
In Dugway, UT, there is a remote testing facility sometimes referred to as Area 52. UFO watchers in this part of Utah have witnessed strange phenomena at this military site for over 10 years, leading to speculation that much of Area 51s secretive work is now conducted at Area 52.
The team examines video of bizarre beams of light seen shooting up from the area, meets with an astrophysicist who has charted mysterious cosmic rays operating out of Dugway, and analyzes photos that suggest something very strange is taking place.
Notes on 1/5 above: Theres a growing phenomenon of alleged UFO sightings known as Orbs. Witnesses who see the Orbs also report having dreams, premonitions, and a deep fear. Some believe that the Orbs coincide with earthquakes, while others claim that the sightings are clustered around sacred sites and petroglyphs that depict the Orbs in ancient artwork. The team will take their investigation to three of the most active Orbs locations in AmericaArizona, Indiana and Missourito examine video and talk to eyewitnesses, to unravel the mystery of why Orbs are appearing with alarming regularity, perhaps directed by an otherworldly intelligence.
Let's go to "The Comments," shall we? It is always adventure to trip into the subconciousness of human "naubstream media and becuos itsa ghost shasbad...." eh?
TrancePants78 What a load of over dramatized crap. Seems like this is another tool of fear used by the powers that be. "Somethings different! Be afraid!"
The orbs exist there is no doubt, but portraying them in this way doesn't do favours to anyone. Once everyone realises our connection to the universe, there will be nothing to fear at all. Educate yourselves, learn the true meaning of why we are here. It is more wonderful than you could ever imagine!!!
manmarshall123456789 LOL THATS WORST THEN ASKING FOR THEM TO BE LIQUAFIED ..lol
seko24041973 (1 week ago) i would take my knife by encountering such an orb, run against it, jump against like a suicid princess and scream:"GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!".......... so could work......!
unforgiven911 (1 week ago) Holy shit I've had the SAME experience!!! Orange ball of light just he described and dematerialized the moment I shined a 10 million candle power spot lamp on it. VERY EERIE!!!
manmarshall123456789 (1 week ago) becuos itsa ghost .... they r seeing ghosts LOL this is somthing for mystery guest not ufo's
kubalibre77 (1 week ago) Look, it´s Mork from "Orb" ! nano nano.. shasbad...
Zigguraths (1 week ago) well well finally i found this one... well done ;)
jonnykiller (1 week ago) this stuff is getting into naubstream media now? Thats something new. People have nothing to fear, they are not bad. These orbs are something much more then i can explain in a youtube comment :)
GregBierly (1 week ago) This thing killed the dogs, turned them into liquid puddles of meat and blood. I can't tolerate that. Sounds more like "the blob" than a UFO.
MooPigwisdom (today) Hey, why do they call it black budgie projects?? Do they carry around budgies in cages to warn of deadly, bad air?? Errrrr... MooPig has maintained that the real Area 52 is at the George Dubya Bush ranch at Caldwell, TX, just down the road from MooPig World Headquarters.
We're afraid to investigate it because we would surely die in a mysterioso plane crash ... if we did. pdaf
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Throwing the Game? No Proof, just Gut Feel...
by Pat Darnell, a question
I have a simple question. Does it seem like John McCain is making decisions as if he is trying to throw the race?
Sometimes the truth is more strange than fiction. In this case it appears that someone who has the say so, said "Okay, John, you can run for President; but you will not win."
For instance -- Obama already beat up one woman contender... why pick another as his Republican VP running mate?
-- and why does McCain look like he isn't all that interested in the big prize? He is on the merry-go-round, but not reaching for the gold ring... in my estimation.
Obama came from nowhere, with plenty of bias and prejudice seething in his careless speeches, and slanted slanderous attacks on establishment. How did he do all that damage control so fast, while McCain can't get a break on any of that Jeremiah Wright, Michelle, dirty boxing stuff?
I am convinced that McCain has reached as far as the "big whatever they are's" will let him. It is mandatory for the Democrats to be in the Executive this term, according to some deal cut decades ago?
I have a simple question. Does it seem like John McCain is making decisions as if he is trying to throw the race?
Sometimes the truth is more strange than fiction. In this case it appears that someone who has the say so, said "Okay, John, you can run for President; but you will not win."
For instance -- Obama already beat up one woman contender... why pick another as his Republican VP running mate?
-- and why does McCain look like he isn't all that interested in the big prize? He is on the merry-go-round, but not reaching for the gold ring... in my estimation.
Obama came from nowhere, with plenty of bias and prejudice seething in his careless speeches, and slanted slanderous attacks on establishment. How did he do all that damage control so fast, while McCain can't get a break on any of that Jeremiah Wright, Michelle, dirty boxing stuff?
I am convinced that McCain has reached as far as the "big whatever they are's" will let him. It is mandatory for the Democrats to be in the Executive this term, according to some deal cut decades ago?
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