MooPig Media Watch :: "New York Post Editor's Bestiality"

Barhoun said there were only two reasons he had been labeled a suspect: his bag and his brown skin. (AP)

" ... A teenager says he is scared to go outside after he was portrayed on the internet and on the front page of the New York Post as connected to the deadly Boston Marathon bombings. (Aljazeera. 19 Apr 2013. HERE) ... "

According to GAWKER
Retracted by Pat Darnell  |  April 19, 2013  |  Bryan TX

" ... We would not say that, any more than we would say that Col Allan fucks pigs. He is from Australia; if he were to engage in bestiality, it's much more likely that it would be with sheep. But we are not saying Col Allan fucks sheep, either. It could be that Col Allan fucks pigs or sheep. We do not know. It would be irresponsible to speculate. (Tom Scocca. APR 18, 2013. HERE) ... "

Is the New York Post Edited by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?: "Sources have also suggested that Col Allan may drink to excess, but we have no direct knowledge that he is an alcoholic, or that he was drunk at any time that he was guiding the Post through its various blunders in the marathon coverage. Col Allan may have been too drunk to recognize the mistakes that the Post was making—say, to see that it was publishing a front-page photo of young man carrying a royal-blue duffel bag when the authorities were saying the bombs had been in black bags. That is a mistake that a drunk person could conceivably have made, but we do not know that Col Allan was drunk when the Post made it. (ibid. scocca)"

'via Blog this'

" ... We are not saying that Col Allan, motivated by bigotry, is intentionally trying to use the Post to stir up hostility against Muslims. We do not know that Col Allan is a racist. The evidence may suggest that he is a racist, but we are not saying that Col Allan is a racist. (ibid. scocca) ... "

" ... But we are not drawing any conclusions about that. Perhaps Col Allan and the New York Post are having an incredibly unlucky week. Perhaps the worthlessness of every single scoop the Post has had—its inability even to get the body count straight—does not prove that the editor is a booze-addled, race-baiting, information-illiterate moron who has neither the common sense nor the journalistic skills to avoid repeatedly humiliating his newspaper. (ibid. scocca) ... "


What we, MooPig, are saying is that New York Post Editor Col Allan is about twenty-five pounds of chicken shit.









_____________________Reference
http://gawker.com/5994999/is-the-new-york-post-edited-by-a-bigoted-drunk-who-fucks-pigs
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2013/04/201341975840872269.html

MooPig's Famous Last Words Department :: "Retro-activate a Surrogate Winner?"

Redistributed by Pat Darnell | Sep 30, 2012 | Bryan TX

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Lance Armstrong could leave seven Tour de France titles vacant - latimes.com:
EXCERPT  |  " ... In any case, throwing out the record books would be far easier than to trying to rewrite them. Doping was business as usual in professional cycling during the era of Armstrong. More than 60% of the top-10 finishers in the Tour from 1999 to 2005 — the years that Armstrong won — have been implicated in doping scandals at some point in their careers.

Former Armstrong teammate Frankie Andreu said he does not believe any replacement champion should be selected with Armstrong's seven years of titles voided.

"Many of those riders would be content to stay in those spots they were in, because a lot of guys were doing stuff," said Andreu, who rode with Armstrong from 1992 to 2000. "Just because No. 1 is taken out, it doesn't mean Nos. 2, 3, 4 and 5 weren't up to something too. ... "
'via Blog this'

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_______________________Reference
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-armstrong-cycling-20120825,0,7389543.story
http://activeinspiration.tumblr.com/post/14589087358
http://joepapp.blogspot.com/2010/07/floyd-and-lance-quotes-game.html

Part Three Act One -- ARIA Counter Tenore di Grattias -- Rockets Fired

[SEE PART TWO]

PART THREE | ACT ONE -- Scene Change Aria

[Continued] Rock Operaepic: Helicopters, Gunships and Tanks

A Rock Operaepic ... [using the Yiddish Dictionary Online]
by Pat Darnell
[Stage front curtains are drawn so stage hands can work. Tenore d'grattias, Counter Tenore sings in front with single spotlight. He/She is dressed in mid 1970's era Elton John battle fatigues clothing, and FUBU cap. His shtick requires a little soft shoe, and a broad walk back and forth across stage, as if in deep thought]

Brokering in Egypt and France
patriot Condoleezza Rice
Secretary of States of US
a deal for a truce, seems its
Pharoah wants back his Hebrews
and France wants some too

"Jews always bring spruce
and triple crown music,
to our very dull dance...
in our fraudulence
and undergarments"

"Jews always bring spruce
and triple crown music,
to our very dull dance...
in our fraudulent undergarments"

[Musical Interlude; as tenore does a soft shoe, Gene Kelly shuffle ball change]

Israel resumed Gaza offensives
after a three hour tour truce
for UN altruist forays
very adventurous thrust
for humanity and all others' TV view
even Mr Howell and Lovey's too

not-prez-yet BArry oBama's stimulus
to make more regular us...
and wealth distribution more just
a package to pay back foreignnesses
dividends to keep up their trust

all paid in full for us by us
all paid in full for us by us

i cringe at my pay check
as it dwindles and stews
from day one it is reduced
by exponential digits in twos

Institutions sink under
as blizzards follow hail
as war fronts get added
by mis guided splinter cells
tenore di grattias, sing bloodied hell
oh, counter tenore d'grattias
belfry'd and bat'ted
where is your bell

[Refrain]
"Jews always bring spruce
and triple crown music,
to our very dull dance...
in south of France
in our flawed undergarments
with fraudulent immigrants..."

[repeat; fadeaway ending to song -- lights dim, spot fade, open curtains to ACT TWO]

Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber is worth $750 Million

Satire and Review by Pat Darnell

MooPig is interested to know how Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's wealth stands up to the recent USA financial bailout...
British Pounds 750, 000,000 [that's million] divided by British Pounds 388,888,888,888 [that's billion] is 0.0019

Wow; that's not very much!

If our math is right, Andy's kids should be spitting and cursing their dad for being such a light weight in the earnings department!! Why? HE could have bought the whole USA, if he had just written more songs!!! Too late now; and royalties are just dripping in like a leaky faucet in Phoenix.

"Only 750 million? Mother Mary and sweet Joseph, Dad, we were counting on you...."

...if I were Madeliene, I'd dump him.

When your dad is worth 750 million, you might expect to never have to worry about money again. But Andrew Lloyd Webber's kids aren't getting a free pass from their dad. In a recent interview Webber revealed that he doesn't plan on giving his fortune to his kids when he dies.

Andrew Lloyd Webber's kids won't inherit his money
by Bethany Sanders | Oct 12th 2008 1:00PM

Instead, the king of musicals will likely be donating the money toward helping kids around the world succeed in the arts. "(A will) is one thing you do start to think about when you get to my age. I don't think it should be about having a whole load of rich children and grandchildren. I think it should be used as a way to encourage the arts."

Webber acknowledges that since his wife Madeleine will likely outlive him, it'll be up to her to decide exactly how the money is spent and the company is run. And while kids Imogen, 31, Nicholas, 29, Alastair, 16, William, 15, and Isabella, 12, won't be inheriting their dad's giant fortune, Webber says they'll be taken care of nonetheless.
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I suppose we could call him Lord of Lloydon "Lowdown"... or Dan for short... Please send donations to Webber's kids and [one day his] widow...Satire Review by Pat Darnell