MooPig Re-Direct Department :: "Can humans regrow fingers?"

Did you ever Ask the Doctor ...
Mashed martial Articles by Pat Darnell  |  Oct 5, 2014  |  Bryan TX

[Picture LINK]

HowStuffWorks "Can humans regrow fingers?": "When a hobby-store owner in Cincinnati sliced off his fingertip in 2005 while showing a customer why the motor on his model plane was dangerous, he went to the emergency room without the missing tip. He couldn't find it anywhere. The doctor bandaged the wound and recommended a skin graft to cover the top of his right-middle stub for cosmetic purposes, since nothing could be done to rebuild the finger. Months later, he had regrown it, tissue, nerves, skin, fingernail and all (Julia Layton. no date. LINK) ..."
'via Blog this'

"...This particular hobbyist happened to have a brother in the tissue-regeneration business, who told him to forego the skin graft and instead apply a powdered extract taken from pig's bladder to the raw finger tip. The extract, called extracellular matrix, lays the framework that cells use to generate any given body part. It's like a cellular scaffolding, and all animals have it. It holds the signals that direct cells to divide, differentiate and build themselves into a specific form (ibid. Layton.)..."

Here’s another picture of the magic of pig bladder powder, just in case you want to see more fingers growing back.

CONCLUSION
It takes a pig in the village to make things right. We at MooPig have been preachin' this adage for a pig's age. That's a long time.


___________________Reference
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extracellular_matrix
http://users.rcn.com/jkimball.ma.ultranet/BiologyPages/E/ECM.html
http://www.grc.org/programs.aspx?year=2014&program=sigtrans
http://www.uta.edu/biology/wilk/classnotes/cellphys/extracellular%20matrix.pdf
http://www.tocris.com/pharmacologicalBrowser.php?ItemId=187918#.VB7NoPldWwA
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/musculoskeletal/extracellular-matrix.htm
http://nisatasha.empowernetwork.com/blog/pig-bladder-powder-regrows-mans-finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITxx2sOLW2Y#t=182

MooPig Media Watch :: "New York Post Editor's Bestiality"

Barhoun said there were only two reasons he had been labeled a suspect: his bag and his brown skin. (AP)

" ... A teenager says he is scared to go outside after he was portrayed on the internet and on the front page of the New York Post as connected to the deadly Boston Marathon bombings. (Aljazeera. 19 Apr 2013. HERE) ... "

According to GAWKER
Retracted by Pat Darnell  |  April 19, 2013  |  Bryan TX

" ... We would not say that, any more than we would say that Col Allan fucks pigs. He is from Australia; if he were to engage in bestiality, it's much more likely that it would be with sheep. But we are not saying Col Allan fucks sheep, either. It could be that Col Allan fucks pigs or sheep. We do not know. It would be irresponsible to speculate. (Tom Scocca. APR 18, 2013. HERE) ... "

Is the New York Post Edited by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?: "Sources have also suggested that Col Allan may drink to excess, but we have no direct knowledge that he is an alcoholic, or that he was drunk at any time that he was guiding the Post through its various blunders in the marathon coverage. Col Allan may have been too drunk to recognize the mistakes that the Post was making—say, to see that it was publishing a front-page photo of young man carrying a royal-blue duffel bag when the authorities were saying the bombs had been in black bags. That is a mistake that a drunk person could conceivably have made, but we do not know that Col Allan was drunk when the Post made it. (ibid. scocca)"

'via Blog this'

" ... We are not saying that Col Allan, motivated by bigotry, is intentionally trying to use the Post to stir up hostility against Muslims. We do not know that Col Allan is a racist. The evidence may suggest that he is a racist, but we are not saying that Col Allan is a racist. (ibid. scocca) ... "

" ... But we are not drawing any conclusions about that. Perhaps Col Allan and the New York Post are having an incredibly unlucky week. Perhaps the worthlessness of every single scoop the Post has had—its inability even to get the body count straight—does not prove that the editor is a booze-addled, race-baiting, information-illiterate moron who has neither the common sense nor the journalistic skills to avoid repeatedly humiliating his newspaper. (ibid. scocca) ... "


What we, MooPig, are saying is that New York Post Editor Col Allan is about twenty-five pounds of chicken shit.









_____________________Reference
http://gawker.com/5994999/is-the-new-york-post-edited-by-a-bigoted-drunk-who-fucks-pigs
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2013/04/201341975840872269.html

Rachel Ray is not a Muslim, nor a Jew

SIGMA CHI DELTOIDS

13th Annual Pig Roast & Golf Block Party -- 2008
Hosted by Rachel Ray [not now, nor ever has been a muslim]

Don't forget to bring canned goods for our food drive.
Freeadmission for every one with a canned food!!
-- or Canned Laughter --Entertainment Provided by:

Sigma Chi Deltoids non-Kosher Pickle Dippers

Monster Pig

Dolly Parton Impersonators

and this lady !!