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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber is worth $750 Million

Satire and Review by Pat Darnell

MooPig is interested to know how Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber's wealth stands up to the recent USA financial bailout...
British Pounds 750, 000,000
[that's million] divided by British Pounds 388,888,888,888 [that's billion] is 0.0019

Wow; that's not very much!

If our math is right, Andy's kids should be spitting and cursing their dad for being such a light weight in the earnings department!! Why? HE could have bought the whole USA, if he had just written more songs!!! Too late now; and royalties are just dripping in like a leaky faucet in Phoenix.

"Only 750 million? Mother Mary and sweet Joseph, Dad, we were counting on you...."

...if I were Madeliene, I'd dump him.


When your dad is worth 750 million, you might expect to never have to worry about money again. But Andrew Lloyd Webber's kids aren't getting a free pass from their dad. In a recent interview Webber revealed that he doesn't plan on giving his fortune to his kids when he dies.

Andrew Lloyd Webber's kids won't inherit his money
by Bethany Sanders | Oct 12th 2008 1:00PM

Instead, the king of musicals will likely be donating the money toward helping kids around the world succeed in the arts. "(A will) is one thing you do start to think about when you get to my age. I don't think it should be about having a whole load of rich children and grandchildren. I think it should be used as a way to encourage the arts."

Webber acknowledges that since his wife Madeleine will likely outlive him, it'll be up to her to decide exactly how the money is spent and the company is run. And while kids Imogen, 31, Nicholas, 29, Alastair, 16, William, 15, and Isabella, 12, won't be inheriting their dad's giant fortune, Webber says they'll be taken care of nonetheless.
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I suppose we could call him Lord of Lloydon "Lowdown"... or Dan for short... Please send donations to Webber's kids and [one day his] widow...Satire Review by Pat Darnell

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had to make sure the bugger was still alive. All of this widow and inheritance talk.

" Andrew L. Webbers' fortune is so SMALL he should give it away to something equally small like The Office of Budget Management and start over. Say, in someplace like The Strait of Magellan. Gateway to the home of the penguins."

d2r2

Pribek said...

I don't see anybody in that photo (except ALW, of course) that would not have unlimited access to a Visa card with somebody elses name on it.

MooPig said...

and that's a rap!!! [two, three, four]

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