Part Two Rock Operaepic: Helicopters, Gunships and Tanks

[SEE PART ONE]

PART TWO

A Rock Operaepic ... [using the Yiddish Dictionary Online]
by Pat Darnell

-- Act One -- Scene Three
[Newly elected officials of the US Presidential Executive and the cabinet members are seated in a dark room, watching riot and bloodshed on a Sears Brand large screen TV -- -- and human fluids are actually flying out into the viewers... it is the scene at Gaza Strip as Israeli forces attempt to get it over with before their citrus crops need dusting for insect... the scene is video graphed from the helmet camera perched on Israeli Patriots as their units advance on the land and cities of the Hamas]

Opening Chorus:
everything that was old
is now new -- shekh eyo nu
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo
its what's new,
in broadview
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo
yeah, oooweeeooooo
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo
ge∙vald' ge∙shrig'∙n !!

King Barry:
I got an idea that's presidential...
we issue a war field manual
everyone of you get to read
while we get some new arms deals

Chorus:
Yoikes, shehvekh, s'ken nisht shat'∙n
s'ken nisht shat'∙n
how do we pay for that bahandlen
without a bonafide wiretap shmeer
surveillance authorized by sokhrim
Mr Barry, uninvited sokyher?

King Barry:
we'll find out shortly, won't we
you scum sucking blogger sheyvet, sh'vot...
pretty soon I quit saying "I"
and refer to me as "We"
How you say ...ibertsaygn skim the pot?

Chorus:
intercept billions of shmusen
conversations of teenagers
shmoozen mostly girls of fifteen
till we find one sakone'en
who is Pakistani with a pager
living under a bridge in Brooklyn ??
Oy vey, Barry, oy vey'er

King Barry:
It's easy, so easy to be wrong
but to be wrong on purpose, well...
it makes us narish shmendriks
and I tell you now I don't
like the sound of that, oh no,
I don't like the sound of that.

Refrain:
Just because we're paranoid'es
doesn't mean we don't have enemies's
just because we're humorless'es
we are iberblaybn, what's left'es
e'en after Cain's seyfer-hagilgulem'es
we are, we are the bikher-vinkl'es

Chorus:
but you can't nam us Barry
we know you won't face it
till it is right in front your face
and your gerotene kinder...
what about your bairn, Barry
what about your bairn
and your personal space?

as Hamas's are throwin' cairns
from behind their human shields
and mess with all your plans...
kakn eating, drek farfakt'n ter'·or·ist·ish'ds

Every thing that is old
...is new again, so,
the reason we gev'ald, ge∙vald' ge∙shrig'∙n
it is the reason we g'vald
because we see you shirk
your shvartser mystique
as the ground starts to heat
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo

everything that was old
is now new --
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo
its what's new
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo
yeah, oooweeeooooo
ov·ee'·noo·mal·key'·noo
they'll throw their shoe at you
ge∙vald' ge∙shrig'∙n !!

[End of ACT ONE -- Scene Three]




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