Pat Darnell and the Herd
by Edict from the Bearer of the Staff of Ra, is Decreed:
"In this year of the Ox -- 4076 of Lucky Earth -- In the House of /!*\ -- It is Finished, it is finished, it is finished at last..."
MooPig has gracefully Grandfathered itself into a system bound for glory, and beyond. It has distinguished itself to Cyber Deity as meet and well, and shall not suffer the PASSOVER curse of future tenants. Selah.. (Amenski)
MooPig is ready for the WAYBack Machine Archive
or, Great Balls of Meat on Fire, Celebration
Compiled by Pat Darnell
Pretty soon M
ooPig Enterprises will be celebrating its One-Thousandth Posting on MooPig Wisdom. On February 12th, 2009, the total is 985 posts..."This blogger site, MooPig Wisdom, is our actual Flag-ship," said President Fonz Obscura, "we started right here sometime in the past... now we're somewhere."
The day "The Thousandth" happens each person of MooPig staff world-wide will throw something out their window at daybreak in their time zone. Then most will go back to what ever it is they do. But many will then put lighter fluid on their keyboards, and ignite them in a sacred ritual of total madness.THAT DAY IS TODAY FEB 18, 2009
"It should prove to be a day that resonates down through history," said one
office member in Dubai. "It certainly took some time for us to get here.""We are depending on Persistence of Vision to make this work out. It will start in ZULU, wherever that is, and move just ahead of the sunrise, as each office in the time zone next will throw stuff, and celebrate," said Chief Human Resource Officer, Janet Black, from her New York, Greenwich Village, Offices.
"It's like those waves at football stadiums, you know?"
The budget has been limited to twelve dollars per office, so that may just be enough to
buy some ground round for tossing out windows... but we know if it is Moopig... it will be spirited fun.Maybe even some staffers could put lighter
fluid on the chopped meat and throw
flaming meat balls out the windows. Those offices who have Carbon Offsets Coupons left over for the month of February can begin now bartering them to other offices who want to burn some beef, or lamb, or pork... depending on their frugality, and imbecilic ignormativeity.
Stay tuned for updates ... Thank you for your patronage
