Pat Darnell and the Herd
by Edict from the Bearer of the Staff of Ra, is Decreed:
"In this year of the Ox -- 4076 of Lucky Earth -- In the House of /!*\ -- It is Finished, it is finished, it is finished at last..."
MooPig has gracefully Grandfathered itself into a system bound for glory, and beyond. It has distinguished itself to Cyber Deity as meet and well, and shall not suffer the PASSOVER curse of future tenants. Selah.. (Amenski)
MooPig is ready for the WAYBack Machine Archive
or, Great Balls of Meat on Fire, Celebration
Compiled by Pat Darnell
Pretty soon M
ooPig Enterprises will be celebrating its One-Thousandth Posting on MooPig Wisdom. On February 12th, 2009, the total is 985 posts..."This blogger site, MooPig Wisdom, is our actual Flag-ship," said President Fonz Obscura, "we started right here sometime in the past... now we're somewhere."
The day "The Thousandth" happens each person of MooPig staff world-wide will throw something out their window at daybreak in their time zone. Then most will go back to what ever it is they do. But many will then put lighter fluid on their keyboards, and ignite them in a sacred ritual of total madness.THAT DAY IS TODAY FEB 18, 2009
"It should prove to be a day that resonates down through history," said one
office member in Dubai. "It certainly took some time for us to get here.""We are depending on Persistence of Vision to make this work out. It will start in ZULU, wherever that is, and move just ahead of the sunrise, as each office in the time zone next will throw stuff, and celebrate," said Chief Human Resource Officer, Janet Black, from her New York, Greenwich Village, Offices.
"It's like those waves at football stadiums, you know?"
The budget has been limited to twelve dollars per office, so that may just be enough to
buy some ground round for tossing out windows... but we know if it is Moopig... it will be spirited fun.Maybe even some staffers could put lighter
fluid on the chopped meat and throw
flaming meat balls out the windows. Those offices who have Carbon Offsets Coupons left over for the month of February can begin now bartering them to other offices who want to burn some beef, or lamb, or pork... depending on their frugality, and imbecilic ignormativeity.
Stay tuned for updates ... Thank you for your patronage
7 comments:
Post like the wind Moop!
President Fonz Obscura, Yahtzee!
I don't know what impresses me more, the meatballs or the steampunk typewriter keyboard. I must say that your choice of images certainly does a fine job of deconstructing your text.
Belated Happy 1000th Post! It really is an important milestone for any blog and a part of every nutritious breakfast. Unfortunately, Mike Phelps will no longer adorn the boxes of nutritious breakfast products.
LMAO! Poor Mike Phelps... I am thinking about SPIKE TV sometimes runs the all time BEST of UFC KnockOuts... In the spirit of elimination, I am thinking that is the fastest knockout of a super star, bar none. What a big pooht for Mike, and for us, too.
Mark Spitz, Lougamis, Nadia Comanche, [can't spell tonight] they all had a "period" of brightest star in the Universe before getting a lucky punch to their jaw... no? Mike gets, what about five months till he crosses the line with muck a mucks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62A-Homjvzs
I suggest General Mills give a company-wide urine test to all workers, before anyone bans Mike Phelps from Wheaties boxes.... or you get my drift... ?
I never actually had such happiness as getting to my 1000th... as in euphorically able to actually have a style: "deconstructing text" at the culmination, and still remain married.. with kids.
A great deal happened in those passing weeks to months, to years and I am grateful to you all for keeping the bar high for me... *[sniff, sniff]
okay back to work.
did I miss out on the Parmesan/artichoke dip?
We are still celebrating 1000th till Monday. You need only go to your closest MooPig Branch office, I think it is KC, and fill up. Take your Carbon Offsets with you in case you want to do some gambling. I think your MO password is "Up on Teddy's Hill," and your username is "Charlie Christian."
Oh, yes you will have to bring your own Jello. Thanks for asking. MooPig will serve you Parmesan\artichoke pate all day long...
Just got back from KC.
Parmesan\artichoke pate was divine and goat cheese flambe was to die for.
Lost $32.00 worth of carbon offsets at the baccarat table which, is kind of a drag because that's enough to heat the Winnebago all summer but, what the hey you only go around once I say.
As I left Uncle Fester and One-Eyed Mary were still jitterbuggin' and Luther Mann and the Luther Men were burning up the bandstand! Didn't want to go but, you don't want to be caught hitchhiking on 71 south late at night when the weirdos are out.
All in all, a great shindig my friend, looking forward to the annual Moopig Roast.
Charlie Christian out.
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