MooPig Cage Match #8 :: One for the Kids

by Pat Darnell   |  Oct 30, 2012  |  Bryan TX

MooPig can " ... exclusively report that the Russo family (Wizards) are going to be taking a family vacation to Hawaii on the S.S. Tipton and cross paths with Hannah Montana and the troublesome twins (Suite Life on Deck). ... " Will it result in a Cage Match???!!!

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Wizards of Waverly Place

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The Suite Life on Deck 

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 " ... Three years ago it was reported that these three blockbuster kids shows would gather under one roof.  (MON, 20 APRIL 2009) You heard right! Three of Disney Channel’s most popular shows — Hannah Montana, The Wizards Of Waverly Place and The Suite Life On Deck — are teaming up for one giant crossover episode. ... "

We're thinking CAGE MATCH ...!

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Read more: http://www.justjaredjr.com/tags/the-wizards-of-waverly-place/#ixzz2Al8Fv7ON

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MooPig's From the Sketch Book :: "Why Wiki Leaked You.... eh?"

MooPig's Thursday "Finding Purpose" Division

...Contemplation, Reflection, and that underrated pleasure, Thinking, without Fear of Disapproval.

Article Retrieved HERE by Pat Darnell 03.18.2010


10 Ways to Enjoy Doing Nothing by Tom Hodgkinson
Advice on how to switch off―no thoughts of your to-do list―from a man who has devoted his career to the idyllic art of idling.

1. Banish the guilt. We are all told that we should be terribly busy, so we can’t laze around without that nagging feeling that we need to be getting stuff done. I rejected my guilt upon learning that Europeans in the Middle Ages felt no shame for lolling about. [...] When you understand that it hasn’t always been this way, it becomes easier to shake it off.

2. Choose the right role models. Most of the great musicians and poets were idlers. So feed yourself a diet of John Lennon, Oscar Wilde, Walt Whitman, and the like. Carrying a slim volume of verse in your purse or pocket can be therapeutic―something from Keats, who wrote of “evenings steep’d in honied indolence,” or Wordsworth, of course. [...]

3. Sketch a flower. If you are new to idling and feel compelled to be purposefully occupied, sketching a flower at the kitchen table can be an excellent way to bring some divine contemplation into your life. The act of drawing makes you observe the bloom in a way you never have before. All anxieties fly away as you lose yourself in close study. And at the end of it you have a pretty little sketch.

4. Go bumbling. Bumbling is a nice word that means “wandering around without purpose.” It was indulged in by the poets of 19th-century Paris. They called themselves flâneurs and were said to have taken tortoises around on leads, which gives you an idea of the tempo of their rambles. [...]

5. Play the ukulele. The ukulele is the sound of not working. My wife hates it for that very reason: The twang of those strings means that I am not doing something useful around the house. I keep my ukulele in the kitchen and play it at odd moments, like while I’m waiting for the kettle to boil.

6. Bring back Sundays. Many religions still observe a Sabbath,[...]. Don’t clean the house or do the laundry; don’t get in the car. Stay home and eat chocolate and drink wine. Be kind to yourself.

7. Lie in a field. Doing nothing is profoundly healing―to yourself and to the planet. It is precisely our restless activity that has caused the environmental crisis. So do some good by taking a break from “doing” and go and lie on your back in a field. Listen to the birds and smell the grass.

8. Gaze at the clouds. Don’t have a field nearby? Doing nothing can easily be dignified by calling it “cloud spotting.” [...]

9. Take a nap. [...]. Yet our culture has decided that naps are for wimps. A nap is acceptable only if it is called a “power nap”―a short doze that is supposed to return you to the office with more energy to kick some ass.[...] Research has shown that a daily snooze can reduce the risk of heart attack. [...] If curling up in your office isn’t an option, go somewhere quiet, like a church or a park bench, and close your eyes for even just five minutes.

10. Pretend to meditate. For us westerners, meditation is an accepted way of doing nothing. Tell everyone you’re going to meditate, then go into your bedroom, shut the door, and stare out the window or read or lie down for half an hour. You have excused yourself from household tasks and can indulge in contemplation, reflection, and that underrated pleasure, thinking, without fear of disapproval. (Excerpted: Copyright © 2010 Time Inc. Lifestyle Group.  )


Another MooPig Site Review for lazy MooPigsters who have grazed the fields of life and found them mostly moist. You're welcome. pd

Blogger Benchmark Folded, Licked, and Posted

Celebrate the Obvious, and Hide, Hide, Hide

by MooPig da' Furst with the Herd

MooPig Wisdom: 1500 Questionable Posts Benchmark: Maturing Organism FAQ

1500 and Keepin' it Mature in the Middle
by Pat Darnell and the C-club at MooPig Enterprises
Edited and fixed today 11.23.2009


Soon MooPig Wisdom will have accomplished submittal of 1500 posts in its blog. We celebrated our 1000th postings with great joy amidst our staffers and friends.

F.A.Q.

Introduction
MooPig Wisdom is a source of a sort'a thread of continuum we call the "Maturing Organism." Gretchen, someone, in 1976-ish, my fellow student at Trinity University, came up with that name. We worked with another student, Carol someone, as a trio team for Design class term paper. It was to be about organic architecture ideals identified by Frank Lloyd Wright.

That thread of continuum,  it turns out, is like a strand in a spider web. You should understand that Frank Lloyd Wright, FLW, as a student himself and intern of drunken genius, Louis Sullivan, had absorbed "the Masters" concepts of building materials, craftsmanship, and need of a building design to fit in its surroundings.

FLW perfected some of the malaise of Louis S, and stretched his ideas out like a strand off a central web, to his continuum identify Organic Architecture. Gretchen at some point called our efforts The Maturing Organism, or did Carol say it first? Can't remember obviously. I cannot take credit for the term project's name, however in its continuum context I have become MooPig da' Furst. Oh, I see, you say it is more a step back. Well, sometimes that is necessary too.

Lack of time, money and technology in 1976 kept Carol, Gretchen and I from getting as far along with our special project as hoped ...  [!! ... does that surprise anyone ...?]  ... and we had to drop it in our professore's lap with trepidation. In my awkward way, I suppose I said to self, "Self, someday we will finish that project."
Professore thought it was a great project, saying, "Did you learn?" Prof Patton gave us "A's" which I am sure was due to me having attractive female bookends.

Questions?

Why the name MooPig: That's easy ... We are what we eat.

What is the MooPig Wisdom mission: Besides thread of continuum thingy... we are a shadow blog of brilliant writers who have found this blogging venue to be something of a testing ground, or, staging area; Public Venue of Internet that is. MooPig can only search out a tiny smidgeon of the trillions of morsels for its own image writers, but so what?

What category, or brand, of blogging does MooPig have: When a bull reaches a certain age, he is sort of a drone. It has nothing to do with ability to sire, because there is Viagra for Bulls too, but his dynamic and DNA has run a course that nature dictates decommissioning our herds large big dumb patriarchal animal.

So, at that point, most ranchers seek a young bull to run on their ranges with the herd. Unfortunately old does not mix with young. Old bull has to go. He goes the way of Geronimo, Sitting Bull, and the buffalo, and passes on to happy foraging grounds...

What are you talking about .. !! :  Okay, okay ... let's just say MooPig_W* is not trying to find a short term answer for a long term problem... eh?

*[That's pronounced 'MOO_PIG_ Ya' ... like our patron saint, 'DUB_ Ya']*

Previous question:  Okay. Middle Ground Lampoon errrr ... Parody, Humor-that-probably-ain't funny to most, and rusty nails ... rotten lumber and ... uh, and Organics !! How's that? We enjoy letting our tenable off campus resident Songwriter\Musician Recording Artist, Pribek.net  , and his gang of curmudgeons, handle all the advertising, and, vendor, brand and commercial accounting. Good luck finding him ...

What does Pribek look like: No one really knows. Have you ever seen Sasquatch? Well, we haven't seen Pribek ever either. But he\she\it periodically sends us messages and charts like these --
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What is the Report from the Middle: That my friends is a feature that is lacking throughout the entire United States. What are you laughing at?

Our culture, or lack thereof, culturelessness, thinks everything in USA happens on our Pacific and Atlantic coasts. We disagree. Middle America has all the chops and sirloin. You want ethanol? We have the corn.

For an excellent example of the candle MooPig supposes to keep burning for Mid-America, a good comparative production for someone to listen to would be "A Prairie Home Companion" radio series. And, there is a movie out now by the same name starring Garrison Keeler one can watch. That would help answer this question. That was all pre-Internet live radio shows. That is our continuum contribution as in the charm and appeal of radio carried forward into the 21st century using Internet Tech. Ca'pici?

What is your main source of benchmark capital: ... Er .. Say what ?

Just how many MooPig-sters are there:  ... Three, I think, no we lost one. It's Two.

What price today does MooPig Wisdom pay to keep its central tenet alive for tomorrow:  ... what's that word? Tenet.  I have to look that one up ... one moment. I'll get back to you on that one. ... Yes! We are tenacious, right on !!

How do you protect your copy here at MooPig Enterprises: Uh, lately we have been laying down a line of suppression fire. Also, it turns out, we are thinking of contacting ATF and FDA, NRA and Wildlife Management about using our blog site to sell warrants and tags, and also maybe approve 15% of the Gov.sombitch.com shadow activities by State ID's for all of the USA through our explicit blog sites, MooPig Wisdom, MooPig Paint, and Italian Woman in Texas ... Pat's Kick Ass Truckers' Home, and others.

Soon we will be contacting DAKOTA Arms Dealer's list for support and protection of our copious notes and plagiarisms. We plan to eventually institutionalize operations. Why are you laughing again?

There's that, and of course we will be hiring Hell's Angels as our security team next year's International Pork Burger Fest, starring a special entertainment group out of Springfield, Missouri, by way of Memphis, ya'll.

What's the big deal MooPig makes out about Michael Phelps: You have to ask ??!

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YOU know we would love to continue, ... We could go on into infinity and beyond with this highly arrousing interview, but all good things must end.

We wish a happy Benchmark MooPig_W celebration for MooPig-sters everywhere; And to all a pleasant Christmas.

MooPig Wisdom "One-Thousandth" Posting Celebration

TODAY Feb 18, 2009 "1,000 POSTS"

Pat Darnell and the Herd
by Edict from the Bearer of the Staff of Ra, is Decreed:
"In this year of the Ox -- 4076 of Lucky Earth -- In the House of /!*\ -- It is Finished, it is finished, it is finished at last..."

MooPig has gracefully Grandfathered itself into a system bound for glory, and beyond. It has distinguished itself to Cyber Deity as meet and well, and shall not suffer the PASSOVER curse of future tenants. Selah.. (Amenski)
MooPig is ready for the WAYBack Machine Archive


or, Great Balls of Meat on Fire, Celebration
Compiled by Pat Darnell

Pretty soon MooPig Enterprises will be celebrating its One-Thousandth Posting on MooPig Wisdom. On February 12th, 2009, the total is 985 posts...

"This blogger site, MooPig Wisdom, is our actual Flag-ship," said President Fonz Obscura, "we started right here sometime in the past... now we're somewhere."

The day "The Thousandth" happens each person of MooPig staff world-wide will throw something out their window at daybreak in their time zone. Then most will go back to what ever it is they do. But many will then put lighter fluid on their keyboards, and ignite them in a sacred ritual of total madness.THAT DAY IS TODAY FEB 18, 2009
"It should prove to be a day that resonates down through history," said one office member in Dubai. "It certainly took some time for us to get here."
"We are depending on Persistence of Vision to make this work out. It will start in ZULU, wherever that is, and move just ahead of the sunrise, as each office in the time zone next will throw stuff, and celebrate," said Chief Human Resource Officer, Janet Black, from her New York, Greenwich Village, Offices.
"It's like those waves at football stadiums, you know?"

The budget has been limited to twelve dollars per office, so that may just be enough to buy some ground round for tossing out windows... but we know if it is Moopig... it will be spirited fun.
Maybe even some staffers could put lighter fluid on the chopped meat and throw flaming meat balls out the windows. Those offices who have Carbon Offsets Coupons left over for the month of February can begin now bartering them to other offices who want to burn some beef, or lamb, or pork... depending on their frugality, and imbecilic ignormativeity.
Stay tuned for updates ... Thank you for your patronage