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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

MooPig Graphiques and ReWildings :: "Give us a Caption... eh?"

Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi made his first public appearance in a week on Tuesday, assuring his country that they will “beat” the international coalition striking his military forces, but U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suggested he really may be looking for ways to slip out the back door.
The defiant strongman spoke to a crowd of supporters from a balcony at his Bab Al-Azizya residential compound in a suburb of Tripoli – the target of a cruise missile strike on Sunday night.



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The speech came after heavy anti-aircraft fire lit up the skies over Tripoli and the sound of loud explosions echoed through the Libyan capital after nightfall on Tuesday. The gunfire appeared to signal a fourth night of U.S. and European air operations over Libya to enforce a U.N.-authorized no-fly zone.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Which Image Makes You Hungry enough to Salivate ?


Suppose you are cruising the 24-hour Safeway around midnight with aurum fossura Muncheritis majorous, ... and by the meat counters you see these three posters...

Which theme makes you salivate, and makes your gut growl?
"A ; B ; or C ? Be Honest... "





Wednesday, February 18, 2009

MooPig Wisdom "One-Thousandth" Posting Celebration

TODAY Feb 18, 2009 "1,000 POSTS"

Pat Darnell and the Herd
by Edict from the Bearer of the Staff of Ra, is Decreed:
"In this year of the Ox -- 4076 of Lucky Earth -- In the House of /!*\ -- It is Finished, it is finished, it is finished at last..."

MooPig has gracefully Grandfathered itself into a system bound for glory, and beyond. It has distinguished itself to Cyber Deity as meet and well, and shall not suffer the PASSOVER curse of future tenants. Selah.. (Amenski)
MooPig is ready for the WAYBack Machine Archive


or, Great Balls of Meat on Fire, Celebration
Compiled by Pat Darnell

Pretty soon MooPig Enterprises will be celebrating its One-Thousandth Posting on MooPig Wisdom. On February 12th, 2009, the total is 985 posts...

"This blogger site, MooPig Wisdom, is our actual Flag-ship," said President Fonz Obscura, "we started right here sometime in the past... now
we're somewhere."

The day "The Thousandth" happens each person of MooPig staff world-wide will throw something out their window at daybreak in their time zone. Then most will go back to what ever it is they do. But many will then put lighter fluid on their keyboards, and ignite them in a sacred ritual of total madness.
THAT DAY IS TODAY FEB 18, 2009
"It should prove to be a day that resonates down through history," said one office member in Dubai. "It certainly took some time for us to get here."
"We are depending on Persistence of Vision to make this work out. It will start in ZULU, wherever that is, and move just ahead of the sunrise, as each office in the time zone next will throw stuff, and celebrate," said Chief Human Resource Officer, Janet Black, from her New York, Greenwich Village, Offices.
"It's like those waves at football stadiums, you know?"

The budget has been limited to twelve dollars per office, so that may just be enough to
buy some ground round for tossing out windows... but we know if it is Moopig... it will be spirited fun.
Maybe even some staffers could put lighter fluid on the chopped meat and throw flaming meat balls out the windows. Those offices who have Carbon Offsets Coupons left over for the month of February can begin now bartering them to other offices who want to burn some beef, or lamb, or pork... depending on their frugality, and imbecilic ignormativeity.
Stay tuned for updates ... Thank you for your patronage

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