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Sunday, December 09, 2012

MooPig's 12 Days of Doom Prep :: "One Dooms Day Preacher"

Sheikh Rattle and Roil
by Pat Darnell  |  Dec 9, 2012  |  Bryan TX

What a dope. We have located the personality that we would most like to have removed from earth, should there occur a cataclysm this December 21st. Please put these guys on a space ship and launch them out there.

Meet Egyptian Sheikh Salafi... or however you say it... he wants to fill in the Nile, and destroy the Sphinx and Pyramids. I was just thinking last night, before I ran across this guy, how we don't understand the Pyramids, so they are pretty useless to us now. Heck, maybe this shari'a preaching bombast has a point?

On second thought why do I care, I live in Central Texas, Eh?






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http://youtu.be/jBR9XiE-mok


Sunday, May 20, 2012

MooPig's "I Feel a Limerick Coming on" Department

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Muslim preacher attacks Rugby League - Yahoo!7: ""Anyone who watches it and is so much succumbed to it they are almost hypnotised and seduced by Rugby League!""

'via Blog this'
That needs a Limerick:

There was a young Muslim from Bekk,
Whose life was a total wreck,
He saw a game of rugby,
The winners brought the bubbly,
So gaunt Muslim from his habit did trek...


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http://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/latest/a/-/newshome/13702269/muslim-preacher-attacks-rugby-league/
http://www.elystandard.co.uk/news/uk_terror_suspects_including_radical_preacher_abu_hamza_will_be_extradited_to_america_for_trial_1_1344501

Saturday, February 19, 2011

This Just In :: MooPig's Correspondent from Zeeland, Michigan Reports

We will Get Right on This, Thank You ...
REtrieved not Stirred



Dear AMazing IZ,
Please study and expound on something :

Police in the Gulf island kingdom of Bahrain attacked demonstrators camped out in the capital on Thursday, killing three, in a move to stifle pro-democracy protests inspired by similar movements across the Middle East.

1. Pray-tell, what do these rallys have to do with democracy?

2. Is there any spec of evidence to suggest that Islam can tolerate democracy?

3. If not, why are muslims so dishonest about this? And why are non-muslims so stupid in refusing to understand this.

4. If so, where is Abdullah Washingtom, Iben-ben Hamilton, Muhammed Adams, etc, etc. ( Oh, they're dead, of course - murdered by other pro-democracy elements in the mid-east)

5. Please post references to the following :
Russian revolution
French Revolution
English Enlightenment
American Revolution
Chinese Communist Revolution
Protestant Reformation
Hippie Revolution

Thank you -- Do this after your taxes are complete.

RC

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Barry, Barry, Barry ... "Who said you could be the Bully?"


Barry from his Bully Pulpit
Retrieved by Pat Darnell | [SOURCE]


ATLAS SHRUGS | Saturday, June 12, 2010 | Let's review: "I AM A MUSLIM," OBAMA TELLS EGYPTIAN FOREIGN MINISTER GHEIT  :: ISLAMIC COUP ON THE WHITE HOUSE

March 2009, Obama declares the "war on terror" is over despite a dramatic increase in jihad war ops.

March 2009, he floats the idea that he will talk to violent, genocidal Hamas.

March 2009, he demands, recruits and insists that more Muslim Americans work in the Obama administration.

April 2009, Obama tells Europe to admit Islamic Turkey into EU, much to the consternation of the Europeans.

April 2009, Obama demands non-Muslims respect Islam (despite our differences) in a speech in Turkey.

April 2009, Obama in a speech from Turkey: "We are not a Christian nation."

April 2009, Dalia Mogahed, the first hijab-clad senior adviser to Obama on Muslim affairs says in an interview with terrorist- and jihad-supporting Sheik Yusuf Qaradawi's website, "Many have claimed that terrorists have 'hijacked Islam'. I disagree. I think Islam is safe and thriving in the lives of Muslims around the world. What the terrorists have been allowed to take over are Muslim grievances."

In April 2009, Obama lays groundwork for a partnership with Hamas.

May 2009, Obama promises to offer his "personal commitment" to Muslims.

May 2009, Obama calls America "one of the largest Muslim countries on the planet."

June 2009, Obama invites the Muslim Brotherhood, violent global jihadist group whose sole objective is a universal caliphate, to his speech to the ummah (Muslim community) in Cairo.

June 2009, Obama makes a stunning speech to the Muslim world from Al Azhar University in Cairo. It defies explanation.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

MooPig Sites Reviews :: You might be a 21-st Century Redneck if ...

If Your fun times memories are like Rami's RANDOM FUN MEMORIES:











The bribe by the Mustang-mullet team.
A barbeque pit filled with Filet Mignon for the judges.
A cooler full of shrimp cocktail.
A fake Craigslist ad for their car. Awesome.

Paul telling the judges how SCCA inspects their cars…and LeMons judges not caring.
The Mustang convertible getting painted with Chevy logos, sayings and quotes.
The leaking SAAB getting spray painted “EXXON VALDEEZ” and “KILL THE OTTERS” on the hood.
The CLEAN black Tempo that the judges made the owners bash in body panels with a sledgehammer and when that wasn’t enough, made them key it.
The smoking-CRX that worked through the test-night trying to fix their car only to have it blow and trailered away on the first lap.

All the Honda’s that blew motors…and I thought they were indestructible.

The fact that all the teams were ultra-nice and willing to help out (and that we were able to leave our personal car unlocked the entire weekend with no worries).
The social aspect of this race was a close 2nd to the actual racing.
The realization that we only go through this life once….

  • this experience is one of those that we will tell stories about….
  • that we’ll look back at pictures and smile….
  • that THESE are the “good old days”….
  • and that our choices make our lives mundane or exciting –


all of us ... chose exciting over mundane and we hope to keep it that way.
Thanks Paul for setting this up.
Thanks to all that came and joined us.
Thanks for the friendship, teamwork and memories…
now let’s get ready for 2009 LeMons.

Costas: -Next up is one of our CrewDogs, Nick.He has his own roadrace car and will be getting his comp license very soon but he graciously offered to spin wrenches for us this weekend and then add in his thoughts:
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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rachel Ray is not a Muslim, nor a Jew

SIGMA CHI DELTOIDS

13th Annual Pig Roast & Golf Block Party -- 2008
Hosted by Rachel Ray [not now, nor ever has been a muslim]













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Freeadmission for every one with a canned food!!
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