Moo Pig Wisdom is a brilliant combination of Antiquity and Prequel Modern Flea Market. We respectfully ask you to mind your children while here.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

MooPig Sites Reviews :: You might be a 21-st Century Redneck if ...

If Your fun times memories are like Rami's RANDOM FUN MEMORIES:

The bribe by the Mustang-mullet team.
A barbeque pit filled with Filet Mignon for the judges.
A cooler full of shrimp cocktail.
A fake Craigslist ad for their car. Awesome.

Paul telling the judges how SCCA inspects their cars…and LeMons judges not caring.
The Mustang convertible getting painted with Chevy logos, sayings and quotes.
The leaking SAAB getting spray painted “EXXON VALDEEZ” and “KILL THE OTTERS” on the hood.
The CLEAN black Tempo that the judges made the owners bash in body panels with a sledgehammer and when that wasn’t enough, made them key it.
The smoking-CRX that worked through the test-night trying to fix their car only to have it blow and trailered away on the first lap.

All the Honda’s that blew motors…and I thought they were indestructible.

The fact that all the teams were ultra-nice and willing to help out (and that we were able to leave our personal car unlocked the entire weekend with no worries).
The social aspect of this race was a close 2nd to the actual racing.
The realization that we only go through this life once….

  • this experience is one of those that we will tell stories about….
  • that we’ll look back at pictures and smile….
  • that THESE are the “good old days”….
  • and that our choices make our lives mundane or exciting –

all of us ... chose exciting over mundane and we hope to keep it that way.
Thanks Paul for setting this up.
Thanks to all that came and joined us.
Thanks for the friendship, teamwork and memories…
now let’s get ready for 2009 LeMons.

Costas: -Next up is one of our CrewDogs, Nick.He has his own roadrace car and will be getting his comp license very soon but he graciously offered to spin wrenches for us this weekend and then add in his thoughts:

No comments:

Blog Archive

SUNDAY :: bishop FM 105.9 Auckland


Gary Grainger LIVE BluesShow from Auckland, 6 to 8PM LondonTime .... you listen too.


: It is PROHIBITED by law to use our service or the information it provides to make decisions about consumer credit, employment, insurance, tenant screening, or for any other purpose subject to the Fair Credit Reporting Act, 15 USC 1681 et seq. MooPig Wisdom does not provide consumer reports and is not a consumer reporting agency. The information available on our website may not be 100% accurate, complete, or up to date, so do not use this information as a substitute for your own due diligence, especially if you have concerns about a person’s criminal history. MooPig Wisdom does not make any representation or warranty about the accuracy of the information available through our website or about the character or integrity of the person about whom you inquire. So dip your balls in turpentine and get rid of your own fleas before calling me out.

Ask Someone Who Cares -- SUCH AS SUCH MULCH

To report any abusive, obscene, defamatory, racist,
homophobic or threatening comments, or anything that may violate any applicable laws, please click
--ask_someone_who cares -- ASWC to report with pertinent details.

Anyone posting such material will be immediately mesquitte blackened over a very hot pit fire down at C and J's BBQ on Harvey-Elmo-Weedon Road, and permanently removed from all servers, its IP
owner will be locked in a small room with back issues of
The ECONOMIST, and one scratchy re-mix 8-track tape of Steely Dan's first album...
IP addresses might be recorded to aid us in enforcing these conditions, that is if we cared.

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"

A Fantastically Flawed Script for a Jazz Rock Opera -- "GAZA"
GAZA by Pat Darnell for the Age of Attritionally Challenged

Email MooPigster Customers' Alert
If you receive this post via email, you notice it is mostly 'blank'.
We at MooPig Surmise, that at this point, one either says:
"WOW, I'm off the hook, and don't have to pay any attention to that pesky MooPig STUFF!!"
-- OR --
"Hey, where is it ...?"
The answer is: "IT IS A youTUBE presentation"... and you will now click on the http above to go see this modern miracle of technology.

MooPig Wisdom is Your Life-Line to Parody:
24\7 -- We accept all Calls from Contestants

MPW Unique Value Proposition, UVP
Shards of Evidence ... Opinion and Editorial ... We Blunderbuss indigestible Ersatz of Readers' and Writers' ... Explain Strategies of quasi-firms... and some not so quasi ... 110% Proof
One Only
Advertisement Only One
Publisher of Satire ... Enemy to Bombast ... Very Swank ... More Fun to Write than to Read

MooPig Wisdom is online to provide spring board for writers.
MooPig is the Writers' Writer that encourages voice, content, and style. PD

Bill Gaines said it

Bill Gaines said it
"My staff and contributors create the magazine," declared Gaines. "What I create is the atmosphere."