A lot of Arabs and Muslims are Normal; They like to Jive just like anyone else

Campbell Brown has written her latest commentary just in time for S*[excrete]*t Extra Hard on Arabs and Muslims Month.

Of course, Campbell Brown probably didn't mean to contribute and she may never know that she did. But add her latest piece, "So what if Obama were a Muslim or an Arab?" to the growing collection of arguments along that same line:

"There's nothing wrong with being Arab or Muslim. A lot of Arabs and Muslims are normal; they want to live just like anyone else. But make no mistake, Obama is NOT Arab and he's NOT Muslim. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you should definitely know that Obama is a Christian. Which also means that he's not Arab."

Top 25 Reasons Why Obama's NOT an A-rab!

By Programmer Buydatti | KAOBOBfest: October 14, 2008

25. He doesn't have a mustache

24. He does not smell like Old Spice or dollar store cologne

23. When he plays basketball, he actually passes

22. Michelle is not his cousin -- nor was their marriage arranged through family, a friend, or a website

21. He did not use his father's convenience store money to buy his first Benz

20. He only has two kids

19. He actually meant it when he said Mona Khalidi is a good cook

18. His full name is not Obama Obama

17. He does not have a Sri Lankan maid

16. He does not pronounce his home state's name as "Illi-noise"

15. His wife doesn't wear a burka

14. He has a Yahoodi (Jewish) first name

13. He clearly does not have overt contempt for anyone who is not Arab

12. Although he does pronounce "Pakistan" more accurately than McCain, he doesn't call it "Bakistan"

11. He's black. as defined by the US government, A-rabs are white

10. He did not dance and pass out candy on 9-11

9. He's a candidate for the President of the United States of America

8. He has not cursed anyone's mother's sexual organs while calling her a whore, or asked God to destroy McCain's religion, father, or home

7. Actually, he's Phoenician...

6. He aspires to become President through the democratic process

5. He would have won Michigan in the primaries, even without being on the ballot

4. He didn't yell at all during the debates

3. He's actually wining the Jewish vote

2. He's racist against A-rabs

1. He has "hope"

[Tarboush Tip: Will, Fayyad, Emily, May, Fadi, Diana, Quiqui, Me]