MooPig Re-Run :: New Brands for BANDS -- "Brilliant Ideas Department at MooPig Enterprises"

*Originally Published 1/18/10 10:01 PM*

Developing New Label Ideas for a New Year
by Pat Darnell and Wri N Kullroecker

Everyone seeing Haiti Aid stuff all over, with promise of a soon-to-come Galactic level Spectacle performances from Bands and old stand-bys? Like DUBYA, and Willie.

Wondering 'HOW' you and your Band too can hustle all that open TV exposure, when other wise you can't find a stage -- no, ne'er even a street corner -- to play your deluge ocean of emotion music ... ?


Wonder no more; MooPig Enterprises' "Branding Department" has an idea for starving musicians.

Instead of providing Aid after-the-fact, MooPig's talented "Head Hunters Department" suggests a regional dispatch for Bands 'WHEN' the disasters are actually happening. The USA has very precise regional disaster corridors; and incredibly advanced warning systems are every day being heralded.

"There are many empty spaces, and dead air, resulting from concert-type Disaster-Aid lag-times; those need to be filled," say those who measure such things.

Why not provide Disaster Rockers Inc when a disaster is developing. Regional dispatch can round up the next Band will-call and rotate into disaster sites, to set up Stadium Rock Fest's.

This way the responding BAND -- or for really large cataclysms, multiple BANDs-- receive buckets full of much deserved Exposure !!


No doubt with international news wires also on site, your BAND will Rock the Headlines every time. And, don't forget the MUSIC itself, with the disaster as backdrop your Band will provide interludes of tunes for all the anxious queuing families, rubber-neckers, and onlookers.

Rescuers will appreciate your efforts as well: you can play your UNION Musician card with the Fire Dept and EMS groups... eh?

"It takes a village to have a disaster," say proponents of over-population groups.

Some "What to include" suggestions come to mind:

• Candles
• Cookies
• Kettle Korn
• Coffee
• MRE's
• Boots, blankets, Bingo
• Weather Proofing
• Instruction Booklets
• Signage
• Diesel fired Generators
• Traffic Cones
• Hats 

Larger items could be on-hand similar to READY MEN or like a Red Cross 'BAND' Wagon, combining Entertainment with Rescue, E and R:

• Disaster Relief Housing
• Press Station
• Mohawk Grenades
• Junior Opening Band [preferable a local cadre]
• Leaflets and Billings of your activities
• Professional dance starter duo's
• Professional Hippies and Skin Heads Moshing
• NEVE Board

... And of course any up to date Disaster Relief BAND will bring:  WiFi and Hot Spot \ Wireless \ Laptops \ Sound and Filming Crew \ and your $Ten Million BOND information on hand

"Mudslides, Missiles, Alien Abductions, Tornadoes, Rioting after Sporting Events, Pearl Harbor and World Trade-like events, Oil Fires, Disastrous Movie Premiers, and a plethora of National Disasters and not having mentioned Climate related human tossing calamities yet," explain those who have a stake in disasters. "Don't forget all the opportunity around the entire world, also."

That is so right! Glaciers melting, Pyroclastic clouds, Monsoons, Islands sinking into the oceans in Dubai, Neutron Star Matter hitting Earth, Vogons,  ... not shabby stuff for the On-the-Spot READY Instant-it-Happens Disaster BAND ....

CONCLUSION:

Others, like BIONIC BEAUTY, Talking about most recent Disaster, Earthquake in Haiti:

In times of natural disaster, our world seems to forget the boundaries that separate us. It’s truly awe-inspiring for me. These last few days, I have shed many tears while watching the news casts of the earthquake that devastated much of Haiti. Twitter and Facebook are still hotbeds of activity for information and for ways to help. But with anything, it’s best to be informed. When Michael DeVellis, the Executive Director of The Powder Group (which also publishes the my favorite On Makeup Magazine) sent me the information below, I immediately asked if I could share it with all the Bionic Beauties out there. [Read more Parlay HERE ...]

GET on YOUR BAND-AID Wagon or Boat, or what ever you Got !!
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New Brands for BANDS :: Brilliant Ideas Department at MooPig Enterprises

Developing New Label Ideas for a New Year
by Pat Darnell and Wri N Kullroecker

Everyone seeing Haiti Aid stuff all over, with promise of a soon-to-come Galactic level Spectacle performances from Bands and old stand-bys? Like DUBYA, and Willie.

Wondering 'HOW' you and your Band too can hustle all that open TV exposure, when other wise you can't find a stage -- no, ne'er even a street corner -- to play your deluge ocean of emotion music ... ?


Wonder no more; MooPig Enterprises' "Branding Department" has an idea for starving musicians.

Instead of providing Aid after-the-fact, MooPig's talented "Head Hunters Department" suggests a regional dispatch for Bands 'WHEN' the disasters are actually happening. The USA has very precise regional disaster corridors; and incredibly advanced warning systems are every day being heralded.

"There are many empty spaces, and dead air, resulting from concert-type Disaster-Aid lag-times; those need to be filled," say those who measure such things.

Why not provide Disaster Rockers Inc when a disaster is developing. Regional dispatch can round up the next Band will-call and rotate into disaster sites, to set up Stadium Rock Fest's.

This way the responding BAND -- or for really large cataclysms, multiple BANDs-- receive buckets full of much deserved Exposure !!


No doubt with international news wires also on site, your BAND will Rock the Headlines every time. And, don't forget the MUSIC itself, with the disaster as backdrop your Band will provide interludes of tunes for all the anxious queuing families, rubber-neckers, and onlookers.

Rescuers will appreciate your efforts as well: you can play your UNION Musician card with the Fire Dept and EMS groups... eh?

"It takes a village to have a disaster," say proponents of over-population groups.

Some "What to include" suggestions come to mind:

• Candles
• Cookies
• Kettle Korn
• Coffee
• MRE's
• Boots, blankets, Bingo
• Weather Proofing
• Instruction Booklets
• Signage
• Diesel fired Generators
• Traffic Cones
• Hats 

Larger items could be on-hand similar to READY MEN or like a Red Cross 'BAND' Wagon, combining Entertainment with Rescue, E and R:

• Disaster Relief Housing
• Press Station
• Mohawk Grenades
• Junior Opening Band [preferable a local cadre]
• Leaflets and Billings of your activities
• Professional dance starter duo's
• Professional Hippies and Skin Heads Moshing
• NEVE Board

... And of course any up to date Disaster Relief BAND will bring:  WiFi and Hot Spot \ Wireless \ Laptops \ Sound and Filming Crew \ and your $Ten Million BOND information on hand

"Mudslides, Missiles, Alien Abductions, Tornadoes, Rioting after Sporting Events, Pearl Harbor and World Trade-like events, Oil Fires, Disastrous Movie Premiers, and a plethora of National Disasters and not having mentioned Climate related human tossing calamities yet," explain those who have a stake in disasters. "Don't forget all the opportunity around the entire world, also."

That is so right! Glaciers melting, Pyroclastic clouds, Monsoons, Islands sinking into the oceans in Dubai, Neutron Star Matter hitting Earth, Vogons,  ... not shabby stuff for the On-the-Spot READY Instant-it-Happens Disaster BAND ....

CONCLUSION:

Others, like BIONIC BEAUTY, Talking about most recent Disaster, Earthquake in Haiti:

In times of natural disaster, our world seems to forget the boundaries that separate us. It’s truly awe-inspiring for me. These last few days, I have shed many tears while watching the news casts of the earthquake that devastated much of Haiti. Twitter and Facebook are still hotbeds of activity for information and for ways to help. But with anything, it’s best to be informed. When Michael DeVellis, the Executive Director of The Powder Group (which also publishes the my favorite On Makeup Magazine) sent me the information below, I immediately asked if I could share it with all the Bionic Beauties out there. [Read more Parlay HERE ...]

GET on YOUR BAND-AID Wagon or Boat, or what ever you Got !!
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Miss UNIVERSE

and, Bahamas, Beatles, Dubya Bush, and Obamas
by Pat Darnell

TeleMundo has your ticket to Miss Universe on the island of the Bahamas 2009. Go ahead, dive in. Login and vote for the Miss Universe Crown for 2009.

Speaking of Universe -- If you haven't viewed Across the Universe yet,

"The music of the Beatles and the Vietnam War form the backdrop for the romance between an upper-class American girl and a poor Liverpudlian artist. (IMDb Pro; 2007)"

Synopsis :: [ ... ] Max, the charming and outgoing student from earlier, is on a roof with a few of his buddies as they chip golf balls off of a beer bottle at the nearby dormitory windows.

After a few misses, he finally connects - and the group flees the angry mob that spills out of the dorm. Jude, seeing the commotion while out having a cigarette in front of the building that his father is letting him stay in, lets Max slip in to hide. Grateful, Max invites Jude to go out for the night with himself and his golfing buddies.

While proclaiming that they get by "With a Little Help From My Friends," they smoke and drink their way through town until they finally collapse on couches from exhaustion.

Speaking of hitting golf balls off beer bottles from the roof and collapsing on couches from exhaustion -- Dubya Bush wasn't getting a shoe thrown at him, he was just ordering "Lunch" :: Dubll meat, horseradish and can of spinach walking Sub Sandwich ... why all the hipe?

Meanwhile, our story is interspersed with Beatle Songs: [ ... ] Jude hides from the police, and after being left alone on the roof, starts singing "All You Need Is Love" into the microphone. Sadie, JoJo, Prudence, Max, and the rest all rush back up to the roof, and join in. Lucy hears Jude's voice, and frantically rushes to get into the building, only to be stopped by the police. She turns, and runs to a building across the street, and stares at Jude from the roof across the way.She smiles as a tear runs down her cheek. Jude sighs. Together in the end, they kiss as "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" plays during the end credits. (Excerpt updated by RogueCrewX, 2 months ago ...Contributors: eegyecats, cricharddavies, RogueCrewX, normall, hookedonkong: retreived HERE)

Speaking of "Kiss the Girl," the Obama's are going to vacation like Kennedys. They will soon invade Martha's Vineyard for a little whale watching; rest and relaxation.

Despite Hurricane Bill all of the Obama entourage will be a showcase at the Vineyard, as islanders roll out the cuisine, and a good old "American Cliff Hanger."

I'm comfortable with that... aren't you? Good Day! [pdnf]

3-D Artist: Activist Actions lead to Cage Matches

PHOTO: Flesh Hoop
"So, how much is that old Banjo worth?"

How To Mount A Skin Head (click for web page)

Save the Banjos (click for web page) [Due to the number of people e-mailing for free information and advice, I can no longer afford the time to answer every one. Please try to do your own research before writing. I do NOT do appraisals, so don't ask me how much your banjo is worth.]
We just want to know how much it is worth... and who is the best!

WE Interrupt this Ignoble Broadcast to bring you this Archival MooPig Episode of : "Spreading the Wealth -- Part III | Going Beyond Just Free Association"

1. Editors and Journalists at MooPig Bureau Headquarters have Linked Up and Squared Off!!

   Yeah, some confusion led to a grudge match amongst staff and contractors at MPW International. There have been some fatalities. It has spread now by way of Conference calls with grudge matches in all of MPW offices in 42 countries…

   Spreading like a California wildfire; “It was triggered last evening when some insiders at MooPig Wisdom took issue with who is the better commentator in the popular ‘Friday Night Cage Match/Fondue Party/Evolving Conversation/Dancing About Architecture Vol. 20′ critical review” said one reporter from Missouri.

   It started from inside out with many groups arguing, but has leveled to just two persuasions: partisans on both sides of the aisles and incontinental divides, agreed this morning to make a list of the top 5 with one as the supreme best. But consensus did not stop the balkanizing issue.

   It was also unanimously agreed to publish said list only when Octagon mixed martial arts and dirty boxing cage matches between offices at MPW, is over. Negotiations have ceased and matches have been going on since the decision has a rather heat sensitive trigger. Surprisingly to many onlookers the women’s coalition has been winning 4 out of 5 matches.

   MooPig will update the blog-o-sphere as developments hit benchmarks. You might be interested also to learn that the Texas office got its ass kicked royally by the London office in early eliminations… “Our boys and girls just plain ran out of gas!” said one source close to Bush.

   Any related news should be posted here at Pribek.net… Back to you Timisoara.

   Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm

2. Pribek wrote,

   keep us updated on this potential powder keg, moo.

   I’ll check in later. I’m gonna spend a couple of hours developing my brand, if you catch my drift.

   Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm

3. 1. PHOTO: Pribek Developing his Brand
      

4. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

   Powder Keg is right… It has been found out this hour that the first fisticuffs started in the Atlanta Offices at about 10:10 PM, right after “J” alluded to Elvis. Dan, an intern at ATL, turned to his colleague Vern and said, “This says here that Elvis #1 will probably come in first place.”

5. Then Vern said: "Dan, you know Elvis is dead."
   

   It seems a lot of cash is riding on the office lottos that began circulating around 5:10 PM earlier November 1st, after the Pribek.net Publishers put out the compendium.

   We have a garbled transcript from the battle of words turn to medieval blood melee at Atlanta:

   ‘Hey… remember the show…. in the ….show lost dancing naked chef… in.. “Lost”‘
   ‘That was Survivor… [expletives deleted]‘
   ‘Well the Vegas had this week’s FNCMFPECDAA probably going to be “Ray LaMontagne versus Pribek” with the heavy money on…..
   [expletives deleted]….’Oh yeah..?.. Elvis is …..dead …… not’

   Side bar — the background music of the confused mingling in Atlanta is this recording, identified as Matt Monroe Charade

   Back to you KDA…

   Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm

6. Jayne d'Arcy wrote,

   oooooooh reruns! What fun to relive these past F*@#$%^&& (whatsits)! You just really make Friday fun. Although, Doctor Who is good, too.

   Link | Nov 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm

7. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

   Civil War at MooPig

   What is being touted as the Y-FNCMFPECDAAikkipediae Wars, an unprecedented battle is drawing to a close. Factions of the intra-international offices of MooPig Wisdom have tried to separate the Pig from the Bull.

   They, in their opulent struggle, have nearly destroyed 42 offices and almost taken over odds-making in Vegas for the popular FNCMFPECDAA. What sums of money, no one is sure… but the body count and property destroyed rose to unbelievable tabs. Cage Matches between factions took the most toll….

   Property and Casualty Tabs — MooPig Wisdom Offices Worldwide
   Body Count: 42 Dead
   114 injured and hospitalized
   222 released with wounds
   2 yachts sunk
   24 fires started from Sterno at fondue gatherings
   Looting at a Trailer Resort in Booger Hollow, Arkansas; and another in Hermann, Missouri.

   We are trying to follow the “Green” at this hour. Early findings are staggering; with current money ratios, the figure in USD is $42,000,000 OTB. We promise Their list of winners for the FNCMFPECDAA #20 will be released at 11:59 Sunday evening EST.

   Famous strike breakers have been called in for negotiations. Stateside, Herb, General Manager, from the Chicago Brick Yard, and Hans “You’re weird; You Dress Funny; You’re Short; and You Wear Makeup” Hooper abroad, arrived only to be both taken hostage by opposition groups.The Opposition Group is calling out Rupert Murdoch… but that is another issue altogether.

   Back to you Ryan Adams and Cher…

   Thanks for that Update, Chuck…

   Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 9:05 am

8. Ryan Adams wrote,

   Tonight’s weather will be dark, followed by a period of enlightenment. But tomorrow’s weather is another story. For that story, be sure to catch tonight’s Late Evening News.

   Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 pm

9. Pribek wrote,

   Hey Ryan, your money’s no good here.

   Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm

10. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

    “It seems that MooPig staffers went 359 degrees off their moral compass,” said one official.

    The trouble has subsided to a point that the list of winners can now be published.

    Italian Correspondent Agrassi Noel reports at this hour:

    Place | Post | Top Picks

    #5 12 – Kenski

    #4 14 – Sans

    #3 2 – Gary

    #2 4 – J

    #1 8 – Gary, First Place

    Reserved Grand Prize: 16 – J and Sans

    Trifecta is: 8 – 4 – 2, with 16 as Power Ball

    League of her Own: 6 – Jayne

    At 11:57 PM/ EST, these are the winners according to the scurrilous panel of heavy-drinking hooligans at a Pub in London near Hyde Park. Another day in the week of exciting lives of bloggers worldwide is DONE!

    Link | Nov 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm

11. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

    Police Called out in 42 Countries
    MooPig Wisdom is up and running at this hour in [Safe Mode]
    by Pat Darnell

    Due to intra-office riots and highly volatile heat driven cage matches, employees are reaching out and touching each other, with fists and teeth. So far the battles have only been in the MPW Ent channels of virtual reality. Thanks for your patience.

    FAQ
    “What exactly is [Safe Mode]?”
    :We do not know.

    “What is causing the unprecedented internal strife at MooPig Wisdom Enterprises?”
    :This unaffiliated post: FNCMFPECDAA #20

    “Is this for real; or just another stunt to get us to read and write?”
    :We might be quasi, but we’re not that quasi.

    Link | Nov 4th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

12. Pribek wrote,

    quite the brouhaha

    Link | Nov 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

13. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

    Yes, it has been a virtual hell; yet as fast as it blew in, it has blown out..

    One last announcement, all winning tickets must be cashed in this Friday night at:

    The Outback Pub
    1914 W Hwy 76
    Branson, MO 65616
    417-334-7003

    :Once there, see the Harp Nazi; you must say this: “I saw that you guys were going to be playing here on your little blog, I thought that thing about that guy [not] eating the cat was sort of funny”.

    He will then direct you to the back room.
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    HINWEIS ZU VERTRAULICHKEIT UND DATENSCHUTZ
    Die in dieser E-Mail übermittelten Informationen sind Betriebsgeheimnis der Medtronic und nur für den [BRAND] Gebrauch durch die Person oder die Organisation bestimmt, an die diese E-Mail adressiert ist. Sie kann private, rechtlich geschützte, vertrauliche oder von Gesetzes wegen [BRANDER] nicht für die Veröffentlichung geeignete Informationen enthalten. Wenn Sie nicht der beabsichtigte Empfänger sind oder der Anschein besteht, [BRANDINGLY] dass diese E-Mail Ihnen unbefugt zugestellt wurde, werden hiermit Sie darauf hingewiesen, dass jedweder [Sizzling BRANDS] Gebrauch und jedwede Verbreitung dieser Informationen streng untersagt ist. Bitte löschen Sie in diesem Fall die E-Mail aus [BRANDED] Ihren Unterlagen.

    Link | Nov 6th, 2008 at 12:42 am

14. Pribek wrote,

    good, good. so things are back to normal, no?

    yet as fast as it blew in, it has blown out

    Well, one things for certain, it blew.

    Informationen streng untersagt ist. Bitte löschen Sie in diesem Fall die E-Mail aus [BRANDED] Ihren Unterlagen.

    hunh? is that Flemish? I got “branded”. What do you do when you’re branded?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk

    Link | Nov 6th, 2008 at 12:57 am