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Monday, October 07, 2013

MooPig Brain Industries :: "Personality"

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by Pat Darnell | Oct 7, 2013 | Bryan TX



L00K at the trees and choose the one that is immediately most appealing to you.

Don’t think about it too long, just choose, and find out what your choice says about your personality, please have FUN and share your choice in the comments.
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The results . . .

1. You are a generous and moral (not to confuse with moralizing) person. You always work on self-improvement. You are very ambitious and have very high standards. People might think that communicating with you is difficult, but for you, it isn't easy to be who you are. You work very hard but you are not in the least selfish. You work because you want to improve the world. You have a great capacity to love people until they hurt you. But even after they do. . . you keep loving. Very few people can appreciate everything you do as well as you deserve.

2. You are a fun, honest person. You are very responsible and like taking care of others. You believe in putting in an honest day's work and accept many work-related responsibilities. You have a very good personality and people come to trust you easily. You are bright, witty and fast-thinking. You always have an interesting story to tell.

3.You are a smart and thoughtful person. You are a great thinker. Your thoughts and ideas are the most important. You like to think about your theories and views alone. You are an introvert. You get along with those who likes to think and learn. You spend a lot of time, thinking about morality. You are trying to do what is right, even if the majority of society does not agree with you.

4. You are perceptive and philosophical person. You are a unique, one soul of your kind. Next to you there's no one even slightly similar to you. You are intuitive and a bit quirky. You are often misunderstood, and it hurts you. You need personal space. Your creativity needs to be developed, it requires respect of others. You are a person who clearly sees the light and dark sides of life. You are very emotional.

5. You are self-assured and in charge. You are very independent. Your guiding principle in life is 'I'll do it my way.'. You are very self-reliant and know how to stay strong for yourself and the people you Love. You know exactly what you want and are not afraid of pursuing your dreams. The only thing you demand from people is honesty. You are strong enough to accept the truth.

6. You are kind and sensitive. People relate to you very well. You have many friends and you love helping them. You have this warm and bright aura that makes people feel good when they are around you. Every day, you think about what you can do to improve yourself. You want to be interesting, insightful and unique. More than anybody else in the world, you need to love. You are even ready to love those who don't love you back.

7. You are happy and unflappable. You are a very sensitive and understanding person. You are a great listener who know how to be non-judgmental. You believe that everybody has their own journey in life. You are open to new people and events. You are highly resistant to stress and rarely worry. Normally, you are very relaxed. You always manage to have a good time and never lose your way.

8. You are charming and energetic. You are a fun person who knows how to make people laugh. You live in a state of harmony with the universe. You are spontaneous and enthusiastic. You never say no to an adventure. Often, you end up surprising and even shocking people. But that's just how you are. . . You always remain true to yourself. You have many interests and if something proves of interest to you, you will not rest until you acquire a profound knowledge of this area.

9. You are optimistic and lucky. You believe that life is a gift and you try to achieve as much as possible and put this gift to the best use possible. You are very proud of your achievements. You are ready to stick by the people you care about through thick and thin. You have a very healthy approach to life. The glass is (at least) half full for you. You use any opportunity to forgive, learn, and grow because you believe that life is too short to do otherwise.



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http://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/


Sunday, April 19, 2009

Materiel Gurlz


Few People ever actually Relax through some sort of Meditation
by Pat Darnell

Consider with me a moment, please, our universe. Then as you slowly sink into your mind thinking of our infinite universe, maybe you could consider also co-existing universes… never ending, full of worlds, without ends.

As you become more comfortable, and rested in the thoughts of places waiting for you to explore throughout infinity, could you then begin a journey through space in an enjoyable armchair, satisfactorily at ease, experiencing new things and materials far out of bounds to
our usual comfortable hobbit holes?

We travel, we see that amounts of materials in the universe is so large, we are astonished that we ever troubled over our “needs for more and more” back on earth — living superficially on only the crust of earth.


Traveling like this immediately expands our once limited minds, and unused regions of our brains are stimulated and aid in our awe and understanding of the structure and nature of infinite universe. We become tame and relaxed in the journey, as we pass from and to another and another beautiful
region of our universe.

In a steady unhurried motion, like we have known in our dreams, we move ever so smoothly through many, many far flung spaces where our surroundings is like cream poured into hot tea. There are swirls of convection as we travel through cold areas into warmer and then burning furnaces of creation, escaping back to cooler space.

We move through the material universe of creation like whales easily swaying in the sea, and
we feel this is an ancient migration, our natural response to instincts, to a place of our further destinies in faith, hope and charity, as whales do migrations from pole to pole on earth.

We go extreme distances each time we blink, far enough away that we reminisce
about our first home, earth, and remember how small we were there. We find mother earth is our index, or homing point as we navigate the expanse. We have discovered that infinity is continuous discovery.

From the tiniest green lizard that was first on the scene this day of spring on earth, climbing out from the whey of winter to the holly
bush that is humming with hundreds of returned honey bees, we too learn to branch out and explore new dimensions.

Thanks for joining me tonight in a moment of eternal braid of life.
Now when I snap my fingers, someone please call me and wake me up… 1, 2, 3…
snorezzzzzzzz ... zzzzzzzz

Thursday, November 13, 2008

MooPig's Theory of Evertything-- TOE -- Department: "Gim'me the Key"

Ask MooPig about any serious theory postulates, and it shall be posit 'd to you,
by Pat Darnell

A few days ago Sister Mary Elephant said... You boys need to study hard and stay in school; basketball and music may be fun but it's not an education that Jesus would like.



Thanks Sister:
and yes "We Like Very Much." For your question Here is my reply -- I think you are talking about the key to education in a diverse society like USA... no?

In almost every movie is the phrase "Gimme the Key" [don't believe me?] Next movie you just try to get through the 90 minutes without that phrase... it also correlates with turning point climax scenes in the movie theme like right after gratis sex scene; and is usually just before car chase scenes. ?Comprendes ustedes Tio y Tia' y tu Socio's, y Morto Vivente?

For Example:
Timothy Leary meets Cheech and Chong and Peewee -- Yes, this is the real Timothy Leary,the real Cheech and Chong.... and a Public Service Message by Peewee Herman (Paul Reubens) from the mid 80's is mixed into the scene to make it even more bizzare. Michael Winslow plays Jimmy Hendrix in this edited clip from NICE DREAMS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0T8YtIat7o


GIMME THE KEY...Gimme the Key !

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