MooPig Bag Limit Report :: Deer Hunting

Going Bow Hunting? Meet the RAZR.
by Pat Darnell  |  May 24, 2013  |  Bryan TX

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Frequently Asked Questions from the Indiana Department of Natural Resources web page:

~Is my Bonus Antlerless License valid for the Archery Season?
Yes, except for counties designated as "A". The Bonus Antlerless License can be used during the Archery Season using any legal archery equipment including crossbows. You may not use a bonus antlerless license in counties designated as "A" until the last four days of the firearms season. (Indiana Department of Natural Resources. 2013. LINK)

~How much does a deer license bundle cost?
The Resident Deer License Bundle costs $65, the Nonresident Deer License Bundle costs $295, and the Nonresident Youth Deer License Bundle costs $65.

~I bought a(n) Archery, Firearms, Muzzleloader license. Will the first Bonus Antlerless license I buy cost me $15 for a resident or $24 for a non-resident?
No. Your first Bonus Antlerless license will cost you $24 for a resident or $150 for a non-resident. Your second and subsequent Bonus Antlerless licenses will cost $15 for resident or $24 for a non-resident.

~What kind of license do I need to buy for the Urban Deer Zone?
An Urban Deer Zone, Resident Youth Hunt/Trap, Lifetime Comprehensive Hunting or Lifetime Comprehensive Hunting and Fishing license is required to hunt in the Urban Deer Zones unless you meet a license exemption.

PRODUCT SPECS	CompareBuck Commander CRT Ghost 350 CRTGhost 400 CRTJackalNEW Buck Commander XtremeNEW Ghost 385NEW Ghost 410Panzer VPenetratorPredatorPredator UltraliteQuad 400RC-150RecruitVengeanceWildcat C5Zombie 350
Draw Weight 185 lbs Foot Pounds of Energy 142 Power Stroke 16" FPS 400 Mass Weight 6.5 lbs Length 35" Width 21.5" Arrow Lgth./Grain 22"/400 Price $1,600.00
400 FPS

RAZR Release Date: 8/1

Features:

• Ultralight CRT© (Carbonlite) Riser
• Carbon Stock With Titanium Side Torque Plates (CST)
• Reverse Cam System
• Retractable Underarm Counterbalance Support
• Integrated Skinning Knife
• Micro Flight Track Inserts
• Custom Composite Laminated Limbs
• ADF (Anti-Dry Fire) Trigger Safety System
• MIM (Metal Injection Mold) Tight Tolerance Trigger
• CNC Machined Aluminum Flight Track
• CNC Machined 7/8" Picatinny Rail
• CROSSWIRE String and Cable System
• Barnett Talon Crossbow Sling
• Rope Cocking Device included
• Allows for the Integration of a Crank Cocking Device
• Adjustable Cheek Piece
• Finger Reminders and Pass Through Fore-grip

SUMMARY
State-of-the-Art crossbows make your hand itch to pull out that VISA card from your wallet, don't they? And why buy that $500.00 model when you can spend only $1600.00 on this RAZR model with the adjustable cheek piece?

Imagine your joy when you bag your antler bearing deer with this 400 feet per second dazzler. Then there's your shot at bonus antler-less deer there after. Then you can let your RAZR sit on the garage shelf another year before you go out again and get your bag limit. That's only $400 per deer, plus tax and license fees.

After a couple of years, then you will assuredly want to upgrade your cross-bow after that. Right? You are Rambo, right? Here is your next crossbow: HERE  TenPoint Carbon Xtra CLS ACUdraw Crossbow, at only $2719.00 ... such a deal.

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_________________________________Reference
http://www.barnettcrossbows.com/products/crossbows/crossbows-carbon-lite/razr-2013

http://www.sportinggoodscentral.com/products/view.aspx?sku=8474942&af=1727&cse=1727&gclid=CPrKncnwrrcCFYJi7AodqhoArg
http://www.in.gov/dnr/fishwild/7389.htm
http://crossbows.findthebest.com/l/96/TenPoint-Carbon-Xtra-CLS-ACUdraw

MooPig Report from the Middle :: Judge NOT lest Ye be JUDGED ... PART THREE

Collision with Animal
by Pat Darnell

I am a careful driver. However, not always have I been a good driver. I have my moments of lapse, like this morning.

It turns out in our last ten days, several unusual things happened in Middle America. Birds fell from the sky in Arkansas, and fish died along coastlines in that state and others. It rained heavily here in Bryan\College Station TX, after not raining for ten months. Then we had to turn on the furnace for all day and night on several of those days, because it was cold. Water in the buckets outside had ice in them all day and night for two days of freezing. Yep.

The Brazos still has no cane, and cattlemen are taking their yearling's to auction. The rocker arms in the fields are rocking, so that means the gas prices are going up. Gas was $2.99.9 at the double cross station, EXXON, on Tuesday.

I have a nagging head cold, because just before this rain and cold snap, I was out washing the cars and got a bona fide heat stroke. I had chosen a sunny day, not knowing it was 88 degrees on December 21st. Of course there was a precipitation shower that day after cars were dry.

Wavering high margins of cold, freezing northers, while the next day is hot, muggy, weather, makes old organs in middle-aged men, as I, rebel. Those carotid arteries start to ache.

I work nights, in home healthcare, and this Friday I drove out at 6:45 AM as usual. Sun was not up yet. Headlights on, I drove in low gear, not over 50 mph, to let my engine and transmission warm up.

You can guess what happened. Just as I was adjusting stuff in my "Dodge NEON" a blur appears at my front bumper. It is the apparition of a deer. I hit the hind quarter with my right fender. DRAT!

If I had been going the speed limit, 70 mph, it would have been a crash. This was a bump. But it burst my headlight, and stunned me. Luckily no air bag deployed.

It was still dark out and I could not see where the deer went. It disappeared as quickly as it had showed up. Is it deer season? Was this fella being chased, and dashed across five lanes of a highway at that precise instant to engage my little car?

"Don't think about the coincidence," says my wife. "It'll drive you nuts."

The damages come to $1100 and it is covered because we carry comprehensive insurance. If I only carried liability, I would be out this whole amount. The car has 104,000 miles odometer. I drive it to and from work, and it still gets 30 miles per gallon. Yes, I am intimidated by all the RAM Dualies that hug my rear bumper.

The deer I hit could have been any where from 500 to 1200 pounds heavy, and could have destroyed my front end. Said others, in effort to console me, good salty friends that they are; "I had a buddy right in front of our shop hit a 1200 pound buck with his truck. Major damage; major!"

"One woman hit a deer that flipped up into her windshield, and the impact blew out the rear window in her Impala," said another pilgrim. "She was freaking out because her car was covered in ticks and lice."

My daughter even pipes in; it turns out, she has a girlfriend who is so into the whole venison thing she will find deer in the road and try to take them out with her daddy's truck, toss the deer in the truck bed, and drive it home for them to process.

I just drove on home with no other surprises, doing my thing in mornings; getting coffee and listening to the radio. Then I casually told wife and children I hit a deer.

That's my story from the Middle: where women are strong, men are good looking, and the children follow their parents' examples.

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Helmet Cam: Family Plan: Tea Bagging

by Pat Darnell


MooPig Family Planning Department has used this youTube video to explain how it is experimenting with helmet cams for sperm cells. "With any luck we can have all the impact, frenzy and adrenaline surges, while no sperm, egg, or deer, is harmed," said Herman Rothbein, PhD, Chief Head Surgeon in General.

We certainly wish him well. It seems Dr Rothbein is attempting to put nano helmets on sperms to record their journeys to their big bang collisions with the eggs. "Thus far the biggest problem has been lighting," explains Dr Rothbein. "At present all our results look something like Rothko paintings."

"We intend to record and divulge our research to the world, just as soon as we correctly filter our data so it is understandable. We plan to have our reproduction problems solved very soon," says Helen Waite, intern assisting Dr Rothbein.

Dr Rothbein was a deputy assistant associate agent to the IRS Department of fetal resources until he received his PHD, and qualified also for a grant to follow up on the mechanics of sperm ejaculation for what he says is a future taxable base for American Government to legislate. "It is the only way law makers will ever be able to keep up with the water slide of life in internet tech that has left them [legislators] so far behind," says Dr Rothbein, "and it must begin with the Federal Government."

"If it [conception] can be calculated and documented with high speed film from impact, it can be taxed," explained Dr Rothbein. "Just like the fellow in the youTube: a question comes to mind -- did he purchase a federally insured State Hunting Stamp for this deer... ? Questions like these need answers.. right?"

"Please don't start throwing tea bags at me... this is also a data that will be used to provide tax credits for non-gender-specific married couples, and that includes adoptions, retail health-care product purchase, and human fertility supply chains nationwide," assures Dr Rothbein; "as couples apply family planning to their choices in fertility. We will have determined the instant of conception, and new depreciation tables can be calculated with new actuary charts of life expectancy."

Heavy stuff there Doc, and we salute your tenacity to plan for the future. We are naming you "Family Plan Man of the Year."

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